My old gf used to be in the habit of bragging about my being a very passionate and talented lover to all of her friends, I always thought that was way too personal but there wasn't anything I could do about it. Now that she finally has kicked me away for not having a career, (apparently, my thousands of hours of volunteer teaching and environmentalism, liberal political activity, continuing coursework, and managing my own personal wealth don't count) all of her young professional friends, all lovely, educated Chinese girls, are trying to add me to Facebook and stuff, like 50 of them. I only have a Facebook to talk to one single person I think is a real friend and I barely ever even talk to him either just because I'm sort of a solitary person. What do I do? I have this whole other life now, down here in Florida. Should I try to be friends with these girls? Is that unfair to my old gf?

12/27/2010 10:21:34 PM

get a job, hippie

12/27/2010 10:22:14 PM

free thread

12/27/2010 10:23:03 PM

12/27/2010 10:23:16 PM

what should you do?


man the fuck up and slang that dick

12/27/2010 10:23:17 PM

i'm hoping to see a picture of the mythical "lovely Chinese" person

12/27/2010 10:24:20 PM

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"apparently, my thousands of hours of volunteer teaching and environmentalism, liberal political activity, continuing coursework, and managing my own personal wealth don't count"

yeah none of those count because none of that is a career

12/27/2010 10:24:46 PM

get a job, hippie

12/27/2010 10:26:51 PM

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"I only have a Facebook to talk to one single person I think is a real friend and I barely ever even talk to him either just because I'm sort of a solitary person"

you got bigger issues then your x-gf's Chinese FB stalkin friends

12/27/2010 10:27:18 PM

This is probably the most coherent paragraph jcgolden has ever written on TWW. Congrats!

12/27/2010 10:28:08 PM

yeah i had already established that this guy was a little weird so when i got to that Facebook part i just attributed it to that lol

12/27/2010 10:28:27 PM

50 of them?
It's all the same person, dude.

12/27/2010 10:30:12 PM

you probably should be single for quite a while, like a year or at least until you get into a professional career, and concentrate on yourself and your own life, without anyone else in it

and not focus on sex so much

WOMEN ARE PEOPLE TOO

12/27/2010 10:38:31 PM

yo holmes, to bel air!

12/27/2010 10:41:26 PM

This thread makes my head hurt.

12/27/2010 10:45:19 PM

From all the passion and talent?

12/27/2010 10:45:44 PM

12/27/2010 10:46:06 PM

i had 50 people tryin' to talk to me on fb once--one was EMCE, one was H8R, and the other 48 were TroopofEchos

12/27/2010 10:47:39 PM

don't listen to H8R when he tells you to stay single for a year


he told me the same thing, then stole my little black book, and hooked up with all of my friends. even the ugly ones

12/27/2010 10:47:56 PM

10/10 thread!

12/27/2010 10:50:18 PM

It makes my head hurt because I want to say so many things that my head could explode.

Also, H8R told me to stay single for a year. That's because he wanted to hook up with my friends.

[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 10:56 PM. Reason : s]

12/27/2010 10:55:26 PM

Can someone give me a precise explanation of Facebook and how people use it? Is there some sort of etiquette or convention for dealing with old-gf? She's one of the best people I've ever known, I don't want to cause her any stress or anything. She once paid $20,000 cash to get me out of jail, that's the kind of person she is. We were swimming across the Catawba River and somebody threw my keys out of my pants as a prank I guess: turned out, when the cops came, I was wanted for violating some probation I didn't even know I was on for driving with unpaid speeding tickets.

12/27/2010 10:55:55 PM

Why would the cops come for that?

[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 10:58 PM. Reason : We've got all night lucy, take it slow and tell me everything ]

12/27/2010 10:57:28 PM

Well, we were standing around sports car with no clothes at a boat launch/ public park area. I guess somebody called the police.

12/27/2010 11:05:28 PM

well, I had like black knit boxers like i used to wear and she had bra and paanties

12/27/2010 11:06:54 PM

i love to get people with that line to stay single for a year while i date all their friends, even the ugly ones

it's so money

12/27/2010 11:07:37 PM

i think [user]mambagirl[/user] bought another user name

12/27/2010 11:09:31 PM

get a job, you fucking bum.

12/27/2010 11:12:07 PM

I not really qualified to do anything specific and I have large gaps in my resume. I just stick to my own business activities, only thing I don't like is not haveing health insurance. I'm actually working on a big new vnture, i going to be epic. But I more interested in how I should deal with old-gf. I went to several Chinese weddings and stuff, I really like those girls. They play this adorable game where they tie up the bride and the other girls chase her around and ask her these dirty questions and she has to have the right answers or the marriage won't last. Or something like that, I'm usually pretty drunk by then.

12/27/2010 11:22:46 PM

your next epic venture should be learning how to use the word "am".

12/27/2010 11:34:18 PM

Go out and get you some strange, Mr. Golden!

Quote :

"Can someone give me a precise explanation of Facebook and how people use it?"

locate "poke" feature and abuse

[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 11:45 PM. Reason : .]

12/27/2010 11:42:30 PM

Just to let you know, this isn't a troll. I don't sleep around or have casual relationships, I am not implying that I want to have sex with all these girs, I just like them. I really just want one girl to love for the rest of my life and take care of and foot massages and scratchies. Actually, old gf taught me this nice thing thats sort of like a foot massage but for the hand, feels very good.

12/27/2010 11:43:06 PM

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"Just to let you know, this isn't a troll."

Definitely a troll.

12/27/2010 11:44:25 PM

^^ Was it a... hand massage?

12/27/2010 11:45:27 PM

Whats golden
Nothin but this chain cause its frozen
I just spit fat rhymes thats mad swollen
And keep holdin on to whats golden

some 2002 ice storm shit

12/27/2010 11:46:04 PM

I emailed very famous person earlier tonight to ask for his help with my new business idea (I not afford the kind of lawyers and stuff I need for this new financial product I trying to create) and to tell him about this other girl I think I'm in love with even though I barely know her. I have no idea whatsoever if he will even get it. Apparently, the president of his "fan club" is the one who will read my letter first. But this person, if he gets the letter will prolly at least reply considering all of the neat things I do.

12/28/2010 12:08:47 AM

are you asian?

because this is really pathetic.

either that, or you're trolling.

Quote :

"get a job, hippie"

saps FTW

12/28/2010 12:19:25 AM

the nigerians have made it to the wolf web?

12/28/2010 12:23:03 AM

exhibit A why this site is going into the shitter

12/28/2010 12:24:16 AM

Person is community leader where I live, is entirely possible he help me because of things I do here. I not rly even nned help, I just so much more prestige he can if he want to involved. I already has business model and everything worked out, except for this one aspect related to a financial product that would scale it way up. I want to more details but ppl tend to not do it on TWW so maybe I not too much detail.

12/28/2010 12:27:06 AM

ENGRISH, MOTHERFUCKER

DO YOU SPEAK IT?

12/28/2010 12:27:49 AM

I rly only to talk about girl on TWW

12/28/2010 12:28:29 AM

here is his pic....





[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 12:40 AM. Reason : c]

12/28/2010 12:39:59 AM

Actually, ppl say I look like Donny Osmond but I have deep blue eyes and very complex personality and extremely passionate, so much so, that it becomes very stressful for me to even have friends. I am a very good teacher though, very inspiring.

[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 12:46 AM. Reason : details]

[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 12:48 AM. Reason : more details]

12/28/2010 12:42:52 AM

must not be too talented

ya bum

12/28/2010 12:50:25 AM

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"apparently, my thousands of hours of volunteer teaching and environmentalism, liberal political activity, continuing coursework, and managing my own personal wealth don't count"

lol

12/28/2010 12:55:53 AM

^ yeah, apparently that is correct

12/28/2010 1:00:35 AM

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"I just so much more prestige he can if he want to involved"

wtf

12/28/2010 1:59:51 AM

Why wasn't this thread titled "I am a giant, socially awkward twat"?

12/28/2010 2:52:16 AM

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"chinese girls"

pass.

12/28/2010 2:55:33 AM