first time in like 14 years. this is strange.

sup.



[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 10:52 PM. Reason : also, i have no idea why my eyes look brown here. they're actually bright blue.]

12/27/2010 10:51:30 PM

12/27/2010 10:52:09 PM

why is your head twisted to the side?

so we can see your north face?

[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 10:52 PM. Reason : d]

12/27/2010 10:52:28 PM

yay! im certain im one of the many folks who encouraged this. YO GOT SEXAH EYEEES F00L

12/27/2010 10:52:49 PM

i had an accident when i was a child

my head is permanently fixed in that position

^ yes, yes you are.

12/27/2010 10:53:13 PM

12/27/2010 10:54:00 PM

evan rapeface do not lie

12/27/2010 10:55:01 PM

hai o hai o hai

12/27/2010 10:58:33 PM

12/27/2010 11:01:24 PM

hai boi haiiiiiiiiiiii

12/27/2010 11:02:34 PM

lol d00d you look skinny

p.s. i saw you in a wendy's about 4 months ago...only way to confirm was you was to look for the gay car.

also, i just (sorta) recently had to get glasses wtf

12/27/2010 11:06:48 PM

How much weight have you lost? I remember that pic someone posted way back when and you were singing, I think you were about 300pds at that time.

12/27/2010 11:08:29 PM

^^thx2u. and WHY DO YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING IN THESE SITUATIONS? lulz.

^a metric shitton. i'd rather not discuss specifics on here.

12/27/2010 11:08:37 PM

did you get contacts or Lasik?

12/27/2010 11:10:04 PM

only way to confirm was you was to look for the gay carminivan.

12/27/2010 11:10:46 PM

Oh, you had the weight loss procedure? I vaguely remember something being posted about it on here, I think?

12/27/2010 11:11:00 PM

^^^contacts for now. my glasses broke, so i had to do something on short notice. lasik maybe in the summer.

^^stfu.

^nope. it was some neuro stuff.

12/27/2010 11:11:11 PM

who let teh ghey out?

12/27/2010 11:12:10 PM

dude, the baha men are gay enough as it is

12/27/2010 11:12:36 PM

12/27/2010 11:13:27 PM

damn dude, last time i remember seeing a picture of you (no offense) you were fat

good job on losing weight, you look good (no homo...)

i've been thinking about LASIK myself

12/27/2010 11:13:37 PM

haha, no offense taken. i was a fucking fatass, i know.

^^

12/27/2010 11:14:18 PM

oh hai

12/27/2010 11:19:37 PM

diet and exercise? i've always been fortunately skinny, lots of it based on genes and metabolism i guess (also when i'd get sad i'd remedy it with weed or beer, not ice cream )

12/27/2010 11:20:02 PM

nah. long story that involves stuff with mah brain.

12/27/2010 11:24:36 PM

whatever works without hurting other people is all good

12/27/2010 11:39:13 PM

Evan sweetie I don't think your thread title worked out like you wanted it to

12/28/2010 3:22:30 AM

It's all an illusion. Evan is doing the skinny arm in that pic.

12/28/2010 8:11:07 AM

i'd do evan in every position humanly possible

[nohomo]

12/28/2010 8:34:23 AM

single guys take evan out as your wingman



ladies will be all up on it



but he'll turn them over to you
























... OR WILL HE?

12/28/2010 9:17:23 AM

THAT IS A MATTER OF DEBATE

12/29/2010 10:40:27 AM

Did you get drunk and throw them at a oncoming car because they didn't turn off their high beams? Just wondering because I supposedly did that on Halloween.

12/29/2010 12:53:56 PM

attn whore

12/29/2010 12:57:25 PM

i know you are but what am i

12/30/2010 8:28:06 PM