From the man who brought you Next, Knowing, Bangcock Dangerous, Ghost Rider, The Wicker Man, The Weather Man, Matchstick Men, Windtalkers and Captain Corelli's Mandolin...



Anyone who pays to see this should be drawn and quartered.

12/28/2010 4:28:35 PM

He has to make every movie he can, he owes the IRS a shit ton......

12/28/2010 4:30:36 PM

You forgot Raising Arizona.

12/28/2010 4:30:38 PM

Nicolas "Can't Say 'No' To a Roll" Cage

12/28/2010 4:30:59 PM

I purposefully left out the few good movies.

12/28/2010 4:31:03 PM

one of the most egregious overactors

12/28/2010 4:32:27 PM

he needs the work, didn't he have some money embezzled too?

oh and you forgot face-off


[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 4:35 PM. Reason : s]

12/28/2010 4:33:31 PM

According to this article: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-6115510-504083.html

He owes the IRS $14 million.

12/28/2010 4:35:25 PM

12/28/2010 4:35:49 PM

he should probably stop buying two headed snakes and shit

12/28/2010 4:36:00 PM

I liked Matchstick Men....but I see your point. THis one looks just as bad as the others.

12/28/2010 10:44:59 PM

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/Sz-_BXVqYSI/AAAAAAAABHk/A6rDKoHFUXY/s1600-h/AbrahamLincoln.jpg

12/28/2010 10:59:43 PM

I heard 'Knowing' was good, in a 'Righteous Kill' way, ie from like 15 minutes in to about the 1:20 mark, its really good

12/28/2010 11:09:28 PM

I asked him what he had coming up after this movie, he told me,

I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

12/28/2010 11:18:09 PM

No, fuck you

12/28/2010 11:36:44 PM

12/28/2010 11:41:39 PM

All I can think when I look at this poster is "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?"

12/29/2010 8:51:56 AM

signed

12/29/2010 8:55:09 AM

Quote :

"Nicolas "Can't Say 'No' To a Roll" Cage"

12/29/2010 9:42:31 AM

goodnight, sweet prince

12/29/2010 11:00:00 AM

^^ Big lols

12/29/2010 11:09:39 AM

^^ you do realize that only like 5% of Americans follow soccer, right?

12/29/2010 11:13:01 AM

you do realize it's a meme and I could give a fuck less, right?

12/29/2010 11:26:07 AM

^5x hahahaha

12/29/2010 12:16:12 PM

Quote :

"you do realize it's a meme and I could give a fuck less, right?"

it's not funny because no one knows who that is.

12/29/2010 1:53:49 PM

5%? I doubt its that high.

12/29/2010 1:56:25 PM

Quote :

"You forgot Raising Arizona The Sorcerer's Apprentice"

12/29/2010 2:03:05 PM

^^ and the overwhelming majority of that 5% don't read TWW

12/29/2010 2:05:46 PM

Wait, Americans hate soccer?

I'm sorry. I'll be sure to dumb down my contributions from now on so y'all can be included in the fun.

also,



goodnight, sweet prince

[Edited on December 29, 2010 at 5:54 PM. Reason : .]

12/29/2010 5:45:23 PM

I've watched about 10 movies in the last 3-4 days

I think like 6 had Cage in them

12/30/2010 6:47:56 PM

12/30/2010 7:08:34 PM

Quote :

"Nicolas "Can't Say 'No' To a Rolle" Cage"

lol I noticed it a few hours after I made that post

12/30/2010 7:14:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8

Seems appropriate for this thread

12/30/2010 7:17:42 PM

haha what movie is the 2:45 to 2:58 part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8#t=165s

12/30/2010 7:23:56 PM

Wicker Man

12/30/2010 8:04:23 PM

haha looks like a terrible movie, but that this scene would be funny

Quote :

"On the day of the ritual, Malus frantically searches the village for Rowan. He attacks Sister Beech, who has a bear costume for the ritual. Malus steals her costume and joins the parade led by Sister Summersisle, mingling as one of the island's residents."

12/30/2010 8:12:17 PM

Quote :

"Nicolas "Can't Say 'No' To a Roll" Cage"

12/30/2010 8:19:23 PM

Gone in 60 seconds and Con Air are good tv movies for a lazy afternoon


And I like national treasure

12/30/2010 8:22:58 PM

OH WE BACK

2/1/2011 4:40:48 PM

sweet, next year another Ghost Rider comes out

2/1/2011 4:43:12 PM

you forgot "World Trade Center"

2/1/2011 5:11:46 PM

you forgot "City of Angels"

2/1/2011 5:12:52 PM

you forgot "National Treasure - Book of Secrets"

2/1/2011 5:13:57 PM

you forgot "Knowing"

2/1/2011 5:14:44 PM

you forgot "The Family Man"

2/1/2011 5:16:14 PM

OK I'll admit I used IMDB to find that last one

2/1/2011 5:16:37 PM

I did say Knowing.

And the goal wasn't to list his entire filmography.

Just the worst of the worst.

2/1/2011 5:17:34 PM

but the ones I named stink like a warm fart

2/1/2011 5:19:39 PM

that youtube video... LOL

Best/worst actor ever

2/1/2011 5:24:56 PM

personally, i can't wait for national treasure 3 to come out.

2/1/2011 9:13:35 PM