http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2010/12/24/mila-kunis-and-natalie-portman-dyke-out-in-black-swan-of-the-day


Damn. I need to see this movie.

12/29/2010 8:16:07 PM

yes

12/29/2010 8:20:49 PM

saw it

12/29/2010 8:24:10 PM

FTW

12/29/2010 10:04:19 PM

its like someone took my favorite food items, put them in a blender and now I get to drink it all at once....wait a minute...

...you can drink the sausage.

12/29/2010 10:05:18 PM

This is why the internet was invented.

12/29/2010 10:15:41 PM

Not to ruin any fantasies but if their head ain't in the scene it is a body double.

12/29/2010 10:19:55 PM

Added together perhaps they make a B cup.

[Edited on December 29, 2010 at 10:41 PM. Reason : actually, i kind of like mila kunis -- partial never mind]

12/29/2010 10:40:51 PM

These are two of my favorite Hollywood women. Praise jebus above!

12/29/2010 10:48:05 PM

^^the Internets say that Kunis wears a 32B and Portman wears a 34A, which IIRC means their boobs are about the same size, just that Kunis has a skinnier chest.

12/29/2010 10:50:12 PM

I always thought she was quite a bit smaller, but a quick Google shows they are roughly the same height.

I don't know, I'm certainly not one of the many on here who rush to knock any girl (real or celeb) talked about on here to prove how hot the ass they are getting is... but I've just never been a fan of Portman or of Keira Knightley or whatever. Those two specifically that people go crazy over.

12/29/2010 10:52:45 PM

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"These are two of my favorite Hollywood women. Praise jebus above!"

Saw True Grit today, thinking about this one for tomorrow.

12/29/2010 10:57:45 PM

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"Added together perhaps they make a B cup."

THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH

12/29/2010 11:00:45 PM

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"I've just never been a fan of Portman or of Keira Knightley or whatever. Those two specifically that people go crazy over."

A-cuppers don't turn me on either.

12/29/2010 11:04:52 PM

Expected this to be a joke thread... Happy it wasn't.

12/29/2010 11:07:08 PM

Don't get me wrong, I like tits. But all you really need is a handful. Anything else is just a bonus. I'm an ass man. I'd rather have a nice little ass and an A-cup than a flat ass and a solid C/D-cup.

Which means I like the Portman/Kunis/Knightley types very much.

12/29/2010 11:09:17 PM

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"Don't get me wrong, I like tits. But all you really need is a handful."

do you eschew the pleasures of titfucking and motorboating

12/29/2010 11:12:51 PM

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"Damn. I need to see this movie."

i think we all just saw the best part. thread delivers.

12/29/2010 11:13:20 PM

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"Don't get me wrong, I like tits. But all you really need is a handful. Anything else is just a bonus. I'm an ass man. I'd rather have a nice little ass and an A-cup than a flat ass and a solid C/D-cup. Which means I like the Portman/Kunis/Knightley types very much."

Thought I was the only one

12/29/2010 11:38:53 PM

I would like Portman/Kunis/Knightley more if they got a set of bolt-ons.

12/29/2010 11:39:38 PM

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"Don't get me wrong, I like tits. But all you really need is a handful. Anything else is just a bonus. I'm an ass man. I'd rather have a nice little ass and an A-cup than a flat ass and a solid C/D-cup. Which means I like the Portman/Kunis/Knightley types very much. "

this

12/29/2010 11:49:22 PM

I agree with jbrick83.

12/30/2010 1:18:08 AM

i hope this movie wins a few oscars

12/30/2010 1:25:07 AM

the first clip = ftw

12/30/2010 1:33:20 AM

Scissor me timbers!

[image]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:NBjg7Nte2cDXaM:http://www.shameinnothing.com/data/lulz/SCISSORING.jpg&t=1[/image]

12/30/2010 1:42:11 AM

I know someone always comes in threads like these and is like " she ain't shit" but these two girls are probably tops on my list of overrated celebs and they just happen to be doing a scene together, ah well

12/30/2010 2:29:53 AM

They are both Jewish. Conspiracy???

12/30/2010 2:32:22 AM

well the director is too

12/30/2010 2:36:25 AM

Like

12/30/2010 2:45:29 AM

i have no problem with either, both are extremely pretty and ms. portman is a decent actress.

12/30/2010 3:11:50 AM

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"Expected this to be a joke thread... Happy it wasn't."

[Edited on December 30, 2010 at 5:03 AM. Reason : .]

12/30/2010 5:02:50 AM

Enjoyed the movie. Plus Portman is one of my favorite actresses and I think she's gorgeous. (Prob my fav celeb in that regard)

12/30/2010 6:44:31 AM

nothing wrong with small titty balls.

12/30/2010 8:37:29 AM

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""Don't get me wrong, I like tits. But all you really need is a handful." do you eschew the pleasures of titfucking and motorboating"

Pretty far down on my list of things I want to do with a girl once she gets naked. Not to say I don't like it, it's just not a priority.

12/30/2010 8:50:23 AM

nevermind.... forgot about THAT part

[Edited on December 30, 2010 at 2:29 PM. Reason : ]

12/30/2010 2:28:44 PM

So technically if i beat it to that clip of Natalie Portman flicking the bean i can say it was mutual masturbation

12/30/2010 2:33:19 PM

When I was wathcing the movie, I thought that this scene was out of place and didn't belong.


Now, I am positive that it was put in and leaked as a way to draw more attention to the movie and to make more green.


I was taking notes throughout though, I actually learned some stuff...

12/30/2010 2:46:47 PM

Can't watch it on iPod touch

12/30/2010 3:03:21 PM

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"Don't get me wrong, I like tits. But all you really need is a handful. Anything else is just a bonus. I'm an ass man. I'd rather have a nice little ass and an A-cup than a flat ass and a solid C/D-cup. Which means I like the Portman/Kunis/Knightley types very much."

I'm an ass man, too. But those broads ain't working with much. Especially not Kunis. Her ass is flat as hell.

12/30/2010 3:46:52 PM

^

Truth

12/30/2010 4:10:05 PM

im not too into keira or mila but Natalie =

12/30/2010 7:56:10 PM

orly

12/30/2010 7:57:12 PM

I can't trust a man who isnt attracted to either Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman

(especially Natalie Portman)

12/30/2010 9:08:49 PM

sure you can

you can trust he wants the cock

unless he's an old school black guy

I could see a straight one them maybe not going for that duo

12/30/2010 9:26:57 PM

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"I'm an ass man, too. But those broads ain't working with much. Especially not Kunis. Her ass is flat as hell."

qft. but i will say that i <3 them both

12/30/2010 9:40:29 PM

^^sadly I do not disprove your statement

12/30/2010 9:43:55 PM

Portman is hot if you want a girl and not a woman

Kunis is hot as hell, Kneightley is a little too skinny

my opinions of course

12/30/2010 9:49:06 PM

I just don't see what features of portman's really stand out, maybe her ass? I mean I'd be glad to date a woman that looks like her but as one of the hottest women in the world? no way

12/30/2010 11:31:29 PM

^different tastes I guess. I think she is just great overall. Part of it is definitely her personality and intelligence but I think she has a beautiful face and a great body overall.

12/30/2010 11:35:43 PM

not hot.

if u saw her on the street

u would not double stare

[Edited on December 31, 2010 at 1:29 AM. Reason : kn]

12/31/2010 1:26:02 AM