...Jupiter is not going to transform into a small star this year

12/31/2010 8:46:27 PM

I disapoint

12/31/2010 8:47:01 PM

dude, you probably just jinxed it

12/31/2010 8:52:05 PM

12/31/2010 8:53:59 PM

Now that Saturn & Mercury have been retired, it'll become a car company.

12/31/2010 9:01:23 PM

Someone needs to start up a Pluto car brand. You know, to make up for that whole planet thing.

12/31/2010 9:24:50 PM

Jupiter was not moving from its immemorial orbit, but it was doing something almost as impossible. It was shrinking — so swiftly that its edge was creeping across the field even as we focused on it

[Edited on December 31, 2010 at 9:30 PM. Reason : eps]

12/31/2010 9:26:23 PM

Venus is looking good. razor sharp.

12/31/2010 9:33:35 PM

pfft, jupiter's bitch ass can't even fuse deuterium

12/31/2010 9:54:09 PM