i took a dump, rubbed one out and then went to work.

1/1/2011 12:12:20 AM

playing black ops

1/1/2011 12:14:42 AM

you win...compared to me anyway

1/1/2011 12:17:17 AM

like a g6 like a g6

1/1/2011 12:17:19 AM

wORD CANNOT DESCRIBE THE amazong christmas new years that ive had. my wildest fantasies have scome true

1/1/2011 12:17:25 AM

With my Mom and Dad and Brother in our house. it was quite lovely.

1/1/2011 12:21:55 AM

I was asleep on a couch with a dog while my family celebrated in the background. Then I woke up to drive them home

1/1/2011 12:56:36 AM

I left work at 11:30. Arrived at home around 11:45. kissed my wife at midnight, and left at 12:15 to come back to work...

1/1/2011 1:02:59 AM

at least you got to do that. i came in to work at 11 and will be here until 730am

1/1/2011 1:35:34 AM

My boyfriend came to my work to kiss me a midnight and maybe for some cheap food.

1/1/2011 1:37:47 AM

Iii tho xdontown. Deinkinnv.

1/1/2011 1:52:35 AM

k

1/1/2011 2:23:33 AM

IMMDRUNK

1/1/2011 2:25:00 AM

wasted time downtown and held a drunk girls head out of puke and drove a bunch of other drunk people home, hell of a way to start the new year

1/1/2011 2:26:23 AM

worked

1/1/2011 3:33:19 AM

redneck party. It was fun

1/1/2011 3:34:21 AM

With Apples to Apples and Guesstures, of course.

It was amazing.

1/1/2011 3:39:13 AM

Drinking alcohol, playing minecraft with friends and exploring some crazy areas, drinking even more.

Completely ignored the TV shit this year.

1/1/2011 3:42:30 AM

Quote :

"playing black ops"

1/1/2011 4:09:27 AM

met a random girl for margaritas, sat in traffic, drank beer on lower Broadway in Nashville, wore some old dude's pimp fur coat and gloves, got soaked in the rain, listened to some good music, tdubbed

[Edited on January 1, 2011 at 5:10 AM. Reason : pimp hand is strong]

1/1/2011 5:07:38 AM

Been fighting the flu since Wednesday. That's how I rang in the new year, fucking uncomfortable as hell.

1/1/2011 5:50:12 AM

I always have sex at midnight. It's a tradition in our familiy for any couple. Makes for an akward moment at 11:30 when we all go to bed.

1/1/2011 5:52:57 AM

Worked for the 6th year in a row. Twas busy, made some money, had a good time.

1/1/2011 11:45:55 AM

On top of your moms, B. On top of your moms...

1/1/2011 11:49:56 AM

So I went out last night to White Collar Crime and ended up picking up a random chick on the dance floor that wanted to go back to my place with me. I happily oblige as she is a very attractive. I suggest a cab as this was my original plan to get home but she decides she wants to drive her car. We end up making it back to my apartment complex safe and park near one of the buildings. I inform her that she will be towed unless she parks in a visitor spot and in her inebriated state she decides to "stick it to the man" and parks in the grass between two buildings sevearal hundred feet away from the pavement. I promptly get her out of the car and I remove the car from the lawn and park it several buildings down as the only available visitor spots are there.

After that I walk back and hand the keys back to the girl before we go into my bedroom. We end up not doing anything so I grow bored quickly and decide to pass out. The girl tries to convince me several times to walk her out to her car but I refuse as I felt no obligation (It's not like I got anything). I tell her where her car is and fall asleep promptly as soon as she is gone.

Several hours later at 6 AM I am awakened by a Raleigh Police Officer shining a light in my eyes in my room (Roommate let him in after he was pounding on the door). He doesn't waste any time and starts interrogating me immediately. He claims I drove the vehicle into the grass (tire marks clearly present) and used a vehicle without "authorized use." I of course deny both charges without telling the officer it was the girl as I wasn't sure what was going on and didn't want to get anyone in trouble. The officer then starts badgering me about where the keys to the vehicle were and the actual car. I quickly find the keys on the coffee table in the middle of the apartment and then lead him towards the extra visitor parking spots. Along the way he makes snide comments about taking a "nature walk" to have to find the vehicle, which is backed in neatly in the first visitor spot.

While walking outside I notice the girl is with the officer and can't figure out who the hell called the police. My best guess is a neighbor but as I think about it I am more and more I am sure it had to be the girl trying to find her car.

Anyway, after telling the officer multiple times I had nothing to do with the vehicle being parked on the grass, he decideds that it is indeed my fault (even if I didn't drive the vehicle) as I had invited a guest back to the apartment complex. He tells me he is going to charge me with a felony "unauthorized use" unless I contact the apartment complex first thing this morning and let them know it was my fault as my guest had caused the damage. Evidently it is a crime to move a car off the grass and into a visitor parking spot.

In short, I am very pissed about this whole thing and am about to file a complaint against the officer for threatening me with charges that have no grounds. I'm not sure if it the best idea. Advice??

Note: I never had a chance to say anything to the girl, but after being awake for a few minutes I think she was actually the one who called the police in her drunken state, trying to find her vehicle. Hilariously she ends up in the back of the patrol car before the officer leaves. I still have no clue who called the police and led them to our apartment or if the girl ended up being charged with anything. I am assuming she recieved a DWI but I will never know as I can't remember her name and I told her I didn't want her number as she was leaving the first time as I felt she was a huge cock tease. Maybe I'll see it in the police blotter later.

1/1/2011 12:01:28 PM

so just because some dumb shit takes the time to type out of brick of text you faggots think you can just copy and paste it everywhere and it magically becomes funny?

1/1/2011 12:03:31 PM

EUPHALO IN THA HOUUUUSE!!!

1/1/2011 12:09:58 PM

my family at gf's family's house. played Mad Gab and some Wii games. watched Dick Clark's thing.

that's what she said.

1/1/2011 12:13:58 PM

I was at a bar, so I only watched about 30 seconds of tv last night- did Dick Clark host again?? I thought he was done a couple of years ago

1/1/2011 12:22:47 PM

he's back as a zombie now

1/1/2011 12:23:54 PM

Went to rocky horror show, to a loft fr wine, champagne, and chocolate alcoholic whip cream, invaded two private parties at local digs. Drank this amazing blue drink that tsted exactly like a blue blow pop. Rang in the new yr. Had a shot of lemoncello out of w fucking dispensing cooler before leaving. Fucked me up.

Was a fantastic way to ring in the year.

1/1/2011 12:32:19 PM

the vending machine at the after party I went to was loaded with Milwaukee's Be(a)st Ice. only 75 cents.

1/1/2011 12:46:07 PM

Being awesome.. as usual

1/1/2011 12:47:15 PM