What's your theory for how they died?


My theory is:
I think someone dropped the (already dead) birds out of a plane and I think someone dumped the (already dead) fish out of a boat.


Why do I think this? Because what do the two events have in common? Only 1 type of bird and only 1 type of fish died in mass.

1/3/2011 3:11:01 PM

link?

1/3/2011 3:11:38 PM

Dead fish - http://www.todaysthv.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=136401&catid=2

Dead birds - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1343605/1-000-blackbirds-fall-Arkansas-sky-New-Years-Eve.html

And this asshattery http://www.infowars.com/is-mass-bird-and-fish-die-off-connected-to-government-testing/

1/3/2011 3:16:10 PM

1/3/2011 3:17:57 PM

FlashForward

1/3/2011 3:18:13 PM

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"Only 1 type of bird and only 1 type of fish died in mass."

so they were Catholic? nyuk nyuk nyuk

1/3/2011 3:19:24 PM

lol at infowars.

1/3/2011 3:23:23 PM

Because Arkansas is a shit state and animals would rather die than exist there.

There is my theory.

1/3/2011 3:23:23 PM

lol at the chemtrail conspiracy theorist on the dead bird article.

1/3/2011 3:23:29 PM

There is a nuclear reactor not far from where the fish were found, not far off I-40 in NW Arkansas. Not sure if that has anything to do with it.

1/3/2011 3:28:44 PM

Noah is back. Instead of saving 2 of each animal he's killing one of each. Starting with the birds and fishes.

1/3/2011 3:35:53 PM

^^I can't imagine that would have anything to do with it.

[Edited on January 3, 2011 at 3:36 PM. Reason : .]

1/3/2011 3:36:42 PM

100,000 fish is a really small fish kill, atleast for North Carolina.

1/3/2011 3:37:14 PM

The Mother Fucking Reckoning!

1/3/2011 3:41:42 PM

Now its happening in Louisiana - http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/112843019.html

1/4/2011 11:36:00 AM

http://www.kuar.org/kuarnews/10201-lab-report-blackbirds-died-of-blunt-trauma-in-midair.html

Looks like they were just a bunch of clumsy ass birds.

1/4/2011 11:40:38 AM

I heard earlier that they were trying to blame the birds on fireworks

1/4/2011 11:42:20 AM

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"FlashForward"

That was the first thing that popped into my head when I heard about the birds.

1/4/2011 11:43:36 AM

Well obviously there's a rapist in Arkansas. He's climbing in your trees and splashing in your ponds.

1/4/2011 11:44:50 AM

haha i forgot about that crap show

1/4/2011 11:45:08 AM

Another bird kill

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/another-large-bird-kill-reported-this-time-in-louisiana


You've got to read the comments!!!!

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"Maaaaaan I can’t believe how many people just blaspheme like it’s nothing. What’s going to be funny is when your asked to account for your disbelief. I want to be able just to see some folk’s faces."

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"no one is saying the obvious, blame the jews."

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"The birds and fishys DIED FROM THE OF THE BULL@#$% COMING OUT OF WASHINGTON FROM CONGRESS AND SENATE "

1/4/2011 1:13:25 PM

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"Because Arkansas is a shit state and animals would rather die than exist there. There is my theory. "

1/4/2011 1:17:07 PM

^^sounds like this thread

1/4/2011 1:18:52 PM

Its probably Walmart's fault

1/4/2011 2:52:57 PM

1/4/2011 6:50:40 PM

1/4/2011 6:55:31 PM

its the Oil Company conspiracy

1/4/2011 7:00:19 PM

It could be a crack head that got hold to the wrong stuff and it told him to get up in that tree and play a leprechaun.

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 7:10 PM. Reason : .]

1/4/2011 7:10:45 PM

aww i miss redwing blackbirds from my homegrounds of Onslow county


yall niggas aint got no redwings round here

1/4/2011 7:14:53 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/06/maryland.fish.kill/index.html?hpt=T2

1/6/2011 2:28:09 PM

our state bird is a cardinal, i dont see them that often though

rare enough to say "hey theres a cardinal"

dont see me sayin "hey theres a crow"

1/6/2011 2:29:52 PM

Drudge Report linked to this map plotting all the recent events. However, the scale for some of them seems off. Thousands of birds is not really comparable to 70 bats and several manatees.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=201817256339889828327.0004991bca25af104a22b

1/6/2011 2:29:59 PM

no animals died in africa. is that suspicious

1/6/2011 2:48:34 PM

From the KUAR.org link up top:

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" sstorch Jan 04th 2011 underground reporting sez that a US Air Force KC-767 tanker aircraft was en route to Afghanistan to apply the phosgene gas [captured from saddam hussein during the wmd search] and the spray system went off prematurely killing the birds [and the fish]. only a complete fool would believe that the birds flew into eachother, only humans are that stupid... get it through your heads that there is a rogue element operating in our once free country.... think it ain't true, just look up at the sky and watch the chemtrails getting laced across your town or county sky... "

1/6/2011 3:17:43 PM

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hahahahahah

1/6/2011 4:18:27 PM

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"What's your theory for how they died?"

Pollution caused by evil corporations and/or the evil government.

1/6/2011 4:22:18 PM

CHEM TRAILS DID IT! TIN FOIL HATS FOR ALL!!

they died from trama = weather = random = happens sometimes

1/6/2011 4:54:46 PM

the birds all ran into an invisible cloaked alien ship that was hovering over arkansas

1/6/2011 5:07:08 PM

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"they died from trama "

1/6/2011 5:08:54 PM

I'm not about to break out my tin foil hat, but no way do I believe that a thousand birds decided to smack into each other overnight, plus a thousand fish who drowned within a week.

1/6/2011 5:12:36 PM

CPR PEOPLE, DO YOU KNOW IT?

1/6/2011 5:13:56 PM

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LOLOLOLOL

DEAD BIRDS AND DEAD PIGS IN ARKANSAS!

1/6/2011 5:19:51 PM

hope this isnt a redx

1/6/2011 6:23:48 PM

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503543_162-20027655-503543.html

1/6/2011 6:28:17 PM

Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground?

1/6/2011 6:59:46 PM

2 million dead fish in Maryland

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/06/maryland.fish.kill/index.html?hpt=T2

1/6/2011 10:34:44 PM

maybe it is upwards toxicity

maybe a bloom in a marsh somewhere or some sort of chemical release

[Edited on January 6, 2011 at 11:01 PM. Reason : g]

1/6/2011 11:00:23 PM

1/6/2011 11:06:54 PM

or maybe it happens fairly often but the media has decided to focus on it this week

1/6/2011 11:07:42 PM

fish kills do

the birds im not so sure about and given the migratory bird act its worth investigating

1/6/2011 11:09:35 PM