I would go into the past and figure out all the stuff that happened back then and then return to the present and use all the knowledge I had gained to make billions.

1/4/2011 9:39:57 PM

Really? Cuz I'd just google something if I wanted to know what already happened.

1/4/2011 9:40:55 PM

Send that bitch a salad?

1/4/2011 9:41:05 PM

Google becomes a time machine ITT

1/4/2011 9:41:25 PM

Original, traveling in the past is pretty hard, you might be better off setting up a bank account then traveling to the future. Most feesible time travel scenario money making scheme.

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 9:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/4/2011 9:42:32 PM

Yeah, but I already did that. In 30 years I'm gonna go collect on it.

1/4/2011 9:43:18 PM

I'll admit....

I'd be willing to pay a pretty penny to find out:

-Who buried The Dead Sea Scrolls?
-Where my watch is?
-How Cleopatra really looked? (I hear that skank was fugly)
-What kind of hammer Martin Luther used to pin the doctrine to the door"
-Why my parents hate my guts?

1/4/2011 9:43:27 PM

1/4/2011 9:44:12 PM

there could be hundreds of bank accounts out there now from future time travelers waiting to cash in. maybe that's why the economy tanked

1/4/2011 9:44:39 PM

Not until a time masheen exists! The first form of time machine will require flying our happy asses out of the solar system then coming back. Or finding out how to dematerialize ourselfs and jump in a particle accelerator.

1/4/2011 9:47:39 PM

I wouldn't use it. I'd just let it sit in my house. I'd put a drink on it. Like, "yeah, I've got a time machine, I don't even want it"



[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 9:58 PM. Reason : /CK]

1/4/2011 9:50:22 PM

"if people do time travel in the future that means they're here somewhere now"

sounds like something fun to tell a schizophrenic...

1/4/2011 9:53:00 PM

while you're back there, make sure Chick-Fil-A decides to be open on Sundays.

1/4/2011 9:54:34 PM

then there wouldn't be clean-cut white kids working there

1/4/2011 9:56:51 PM