that claim they have food allergies - learn the difference and shut the fuck up.

1/6/2011 12:54:52 AM

1/6/2011 12:55:30 AM

if i eat whole whole whole whole whole whole whole lot of cheese it will upset my stomach

but i am not allergic to cheese

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1/6/2011 12:55:40 AM

you should try breast milk cheese; i hear it's gentler on the stomach

1/6/2011 1:00:46 AM

if i drink a lot of vodka it makes me throw up

1/6/2011 1:32:33 AM

if i eat a single shrimp my throat closes up

please oh please tell me which i have

1/6/2011 1:35:20 AM

stop being a pussy and eat some shrimp.

1/6/2011 6:56:00 AM

onions make my insides hurt like a bitch, but I'm not allergic to them

1/6/2011 6:58:52 AM

when i eat razor blades, my stomach hurts really bad and then i poop blood.

i think i am allergic to them.

1/6/2011 7:02:24 AM

Quote :

"if i eat a single shrimp my throat closes up"

you, sir, are allergic to shrimp

1/6/2011 9:07:57 AM

Quote :

"that claim they have food allergies - learn the difference and shut the fuck up. "

I, too, have this pet peeve.

1/6/2011 9:09:02 AM