I'm gonna start with Treet. I thought it would just be like a cheaper Spam, but no, it's freaking disgusting. It also smells like dog food, and it even has that little blob of brown/yellow congealed fat that's always in cans of dog food.

So basically, it's not a treat at all.

1/6/2011 10:30:09 AM

ive never had a poopoo platter, but i heard it on the trailer for that cgi bug movie

1/6/2011 10:33:17 AM

haha poopoo platter is very misleading

1/6/2011 10:34:27 AM

Sweetbread.

1/6/2011 10:35:15 AM

AndyMac. Sounds like a new version of Mac n Cheese, perhaps with funky shaped pasta. Actually a student at NC State. I was wrong.


And are you sure Treet isn't something for dogs?

1/6/2011 10:35:39 AM

hot dog

1/6/2011 10:36:24 AM

dingleberries

1/6/2011 10:37:27 AM

buffalo wing

boneless wing

devils cake

1/6/2011 10:37:46 AM

swedish fish

1/6/2011 10:38:02 AM

Rocky Mountain Oysters

1/6/2011 10:39:06 AM

maple nut goodies

(they stink and are nasty IMO)

1/6/2011 10:40:47 AM

Milwaukee's Best

1/6/2011 10:42:57 AM

spotted dick

1/6/2011 10:43:24 AM

Quote :

"And are you sure Treet isn't something for dogs?"

It was next to the Spam, but man I don't know. I know for sure it doesn't taste like "traditional baked ham" like it claims on the package.

And I've got 6 12 ounce cans of it becasue it was on sale at food lion. The price (2 cans for $1.50) should have tipped me off.

1/6/2011 10:46:55 AM

Treet. I've never heard of it or seen it before, so just based off the name I'd say it was some sort of dog biscuit. Give your dog it's treet.

Edit:

Live and learn - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treet

Get your treet meat today.

[Edited on January 6, 2011 at 10:49 AM. Reason : -]

1/6/2011 10:47:03 AM

The real question is...


Why the hell are you buying SPAM or any like products in the first place?

1/6/2011 10:47:49 AM

That's why I like foods that let you know straight up what they are:

1/6/2011 10:53:58 AM

I remember in elementary school, they took us to the Neese's factory

After that, I begged my mom to buy me some Neese's liver pudding b/c it looked cool how they made it


then I tried it

1/6/2011 10:55:25 AM

i came to post

Quote :

"Rocky Mountain Oysters"

this is why Fhqwhgads is my bff haha

HIVE MIND!!

1/6/2011 10:55:34 AM

I heard grimx loves to have Rocky Mountain Oysters in his mouf

1/6/2011 10:56:20 AM

I actually like liver pudding if you fry it long enough to be crispy.

I also like Spam in certain situations, which is why I bought all that freaking dog food spam-like product.

[Edited on January 6, 2011 at 10:57 AM. Reason : ]

1/6/2011 10:56:37 AM

buckeyes

rump roast

boston butt

1/6/2011 11:07:32 AM

^^ I like it as is on Ritz crackers. It's basically the same thing as braunschweiger.

1/6/2011 11:09:05 AM

black pudding

i thought it was going to be some sort of dark chocolate pudding. nope its BOILED PIGS BLOOD

1/6/2011 11:24:40 AM

nigger toes

1/6/2011 11:28:49 AM

head cheese
sweet breads

1/6/2011 11:46:59 AM

girlscout cookies

1/6/2011 11:49:11 AM

Filet Mignon.
You think you're getting a fillet of this Mignon fish when BAM! they bring out this cute little steak that turns out to be quite tasty so you don't complain to the waitstaff.

1/6/2011 11:50:52 AM

shepherds pie

i mean even when i went to England, a shepherd was nowhere nearby to have anything to do w/ the cooking

1/6/2011 11:52:22 AM

quesadilla

I mean, I expected a whole case of the dilla things, but they only brought out one and then they wouldn't even give me a refill when I asked

1/6/2011 11:59:35 AM

pig in a blanket

1/6/2011 11:59:45 AM

Turducken

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1/6/2011 12:20:18 PM

mincemeat

1/6/2011 12:23:41 PM

kumquat

1/6/2011 12:45:07 PM

shit on a shingle

1/6/2011 1:25:46 PM

I came in here to post sweetbreads or mincemeat but, alas, they're taken. So:

Jerusalem Artichoke
Salsify
Geoduck


On a related note I always mix up the names of orzo and ouzo. Tiny pasta != Greek anise-flavored liqour.

1/6/2011 1:26:03 PM

Anal jerky

1/6/2011 1:35:07 PM

Potted Meat

1/6/2011 1:38:29 PM

Girl scout cookies.

1/6/2011 1:40:20 PM

head cheese



chicken of the sea

1/6/2011 1:45:17 PM

Toe jam

1/6/2011 1:51:35 PM

jethromoore ftw

1/6/2011 2:04:20 PM

I heard/read these as a kid:

Sweetbread: Thought it was type of a bread, but turned out to be an animal organs.
Mincemeat: Thought it was animal flesh, but turned out to be chopped fruit.
Black pudding: Thought it was a dessert, but turned out to be a sausage-like food mainly made of pig's blood

I was really confused :-/

Only the middle one's name makes sense.

1/6/2011 5:47:29 PM

Cream Pie

1/6/2011 5:51:55 PM

1/6/2011 9:36:26 PM

eggplant

1/6/2011 9:44:58 PM

1/7/2011 2:18:07 AM

Yorkshire pudding

It's like a biscuit or roll, why the hell is it called pudding?

1/7/2011 5:50:37 PM

I would like to add ^ to my list. When I 1st heard about it, I was in the UK, and was excited because English desserts are amazing. When I found out what it was, I was disgusted.

What's even more confusing is that Brits call all desserts 'pudding' ("What's for pudding today?"), so when you specifically hear pudding you fucking expect it to be a dessert.

Did you read about "black pudding" in my post a little above?

1/7/2011 5:54:34 PM

Yorkshire pudding isn't disgusting, it's just not pudding.

[Edited on January 7, 2011 at 5:56 PM. Reason : I've made them before and put sausage and cheese in them, its really good.]

1/7/2011 5:55:39 PM