NCSUGimp All American 24387 Posts user info edit post |
are longer than my dick
I'll let you interpret that how you wish 1/7/2011 7:22:56 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
?1/7/2011 7:24:08 PM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
finally stepped up to the #4 guard on the trimmer, huh 1/7/2011 7:24:14 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
i thought i got my first pube
then i peed out of it 1/7/2011 7:24:28 PM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
If I never trimmed an it was super cold, maybe? Either you have quite a mound or a small bird. 1/7/2011 7:24:51 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
maybe you just have some of his mustache hairs tangled up in there 1/7/2011 7:25:27 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
gimp must be making a early run at 'worst poster of the year' 1/7/2011 7:26:38 PM |
RachelMarie All American 3801 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "finally stepped up to the #4 guard on the trimmer, huh" |
ha1/7/2011 7:28:24 PM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
Pubic hair is a malleable thing. 1/7/2011 7:40:48 PM |
NCSUGimp All American 24387 Posts user info edit post |
i think i need to address this soon. i peed and i sprayed my ball hair 1/9/2011 7:28:47 PM |
roddy All American 25832 Posts user info edit post |
you have been like engaged about three or four times and it always does not work out (at least it appears so), hopefully, this time it works out.... 1/9/2011 7:41:46 PM |
NCSUGimp All American 24387 Posts user info edit post |
you must know me better than i do because i've never been engaged before 1/9/2011 7:44:53 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
roddy is a terrible troll 1/9/2011 7:45:40 PM |
NCSUGimp All American 24387 Posts user info edit post |
wow in the last week i've found out that i use to fuck Duck and have been engaged numerous times
cocaine is a hell of a drug!] 1/9/2011 7:47:47 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
If this were really the case I'd expect my fiancé to get cold feet before the wedding... Just sayin 1/9/2011 7:49:28 PM |
NCSUGimp All American 24387 Posts user info edit post |
its cool, her pubes are longer than her dick too 1/9/2011 7:51:42 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Well in that case you two are probably perfect for each other 1/9/2011 7:53:11 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I hope she meant flaccid. 1/9/2011 8:10:35 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Bring me a shrubbery! 1/9/2011 8:27:29 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
just as long as they're not thicker than your dick 1/9/2011 9:30:19 PM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
why did he do that? 1/9/2011 9:33:45 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "SPLIT
STREAM
ACTION" |
1/9/2011 10:06:48 PM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
I waxed a Horde insignia into my pubes. Nerds love that shit 1/10/2011 2:16:10 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty great 1/10/2011 2:18:33 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
wait wait I just noticed something funny about the title
so I guess the OP lives in Massachusetts now
or maybe Iowa lol 1/10/2011 2:38:24 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I don't play WoW, but that doesn't really make that statement any less awesome. 1/10/2011 4:04:54 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Dude, you've got problems. Either the dick is too short, the pubes are too long, or it is the worst of all possibilities (BOTH).
You might want to consider having your pubes mechanically removed via trimming, cutting, shaving, electrocution, some kind of caustic cream, etc. 1/10/2011 4:08:24 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
I heard that waxing is relatively painless and can last for up to 4 years. 1/10/2011 6:21:50 AM |