Inspired by yuffie_chan in the What are you thinking about at this very moment? thread.

Recipe:


Result:
Mix: (Excited)

Done!!!

Out of mug: (apprehensive)

Verdict:

1/7/2011 9:37:58 PM

rock out with your cock out

1/7/2011 9:39:13 PM

cool thread bro

1/7/2011 9:40:02 PM

Done this before. Tastes like anal beads.

1/7/2011 9:42:37 PM

... wtf?
I made it last night and it was delicious, and didn't look like that.

1/7/2011 9:43:54 PM

I followed the recipe, I dunno where I failed

1/7/2011 9:45:00 PM

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Edited on January 7, 2011 at 9:45 PM. Reason : that last pic made me laff]

1/7/2011 9:45:22 PM

did you put marshmallows in it or something?

1/7/2011 9:46:26 PM

marshmellows....

power of the microwave...

did you mix it correctly?

1/7/2011 9:47:13 PM

^^yes don't think that is the cause of the epic dense cakey excuse for a brownie that I ended up with

[Edited on January 7, 2011 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ^I mean, I'm not perfect but I think I followed the directions]

Second attempt was at least edible, but not great. No marshmallows this time.



[Edited on January 7, 2011 at 9:51 PM. Reason : .]

1/7/2011 9:48:14 PM

-1 for not following directions
-1 for otherwise fucking up


son, i am disappoint

1/7/2011 9:51:43 PM

microwave ovens vary in power.

you microwaved for too long if that's how you describe the texture... should have stopped after 2 minutes and checked!

1/7/2011 9:53:30 PM

it looks like you overcooked it. what's the wattage on your microwave?

1/7/2011 9:53:36 PM

you can also add something that would retain the moisture and soft texture, such as quarter of a mashed banana, or half a small tub of pure applesauce.

1/7/2011 9:56:04 PM

-2 for still not following directions

1/7/2011 9:56:18 PM

or some zucchini

1/7/2011 9:56:47 PM

don't ruin a perfectly good brownie with fruit.

1/7/2011 9:56:53 PM

if you already have everything out just grab a pan and make real brownies. it will take a little longer to bake, but then you have more than one brownie.

1/7/2011 9:57:06 PM

It was all about the experiment, if this were Mythbusters I'd call it plausible, attributing the problems to my variations in method.

1/7/2011 10:00:14 PM

second attempt is considerably prettier, I'll give it that.

no, it's not like real brownies, but it's closeish.
I made dark chocolate orange brownies earlier, those were fantastic.

1/7/2011 10:01:22 PM

that blueberry muffin is like 'wtf did you do to him? D:'

1/7/2011 10:02:10 PM

Quote :

"that blueberry muffin is like 'wtf did you do to him? D:' "

lolololing all over this thread

1/7/2011 10:03:17 PM

Quote :

"don't ruin a perfectly good brownie with fruit."

applesauce adds no flavor, just amazing moistness (thanks to the pectin).

brownies with mashed banana in the mix... you need to try some before you pass judgement. chocolate and banana go well together in many foods, and brownies are no exception. the best mildly flavored brownies out there.

and "epic dense cakey excuse for a brownie" is not a "perfectly good brownie". seems like microwave brownies need the help.

1/7/2011 10:03:32 PM

or some zucchini

1/7/2011 10:04:45 PM

^ does it work? i am intrigued... i might have to give it a try!

that's a vegetable... you don't fucking put vegetables in cakes/brownies

1/7/2011 10:07:41 PM

zucchini sounded like a good idea to me

1/7/2011 10:08:11 PM

Is weed a vegetable?

1/7/2011 10:19:25 PM

I made zucchini chocolate bread last night that tastes kind of brownie-ey. The mini-muffins I tried last night were sort of gross but they were apparently overcooked. Tonight I tried the bread and it is actually really good.

1/7/2011 10:47:50 PM

that sounds so nasty

1/7/2011 10:57:16 PM

This recipe sucks ass. Here's mine

A large Coffee Cup.

7 AM

A Newspaper

A toilet.

A roll of toilet paper.

Directions:

Drink Coffee at 7 AM.

Go to the toilet.

Read the Newspaper

Add toilet paper to the resulting mix to enhance the texture and to help clean up.

1/7/2011 11:07:33 PM

Quote :

"that's a vegetable... you don't fucking put vegetables in cakes/brownies"

There are several cake recipes that call for beets. They're pretty good, too.

Not to mention that you can bake a combo of brownie mix and canned pumpkin and get something pretty delicious.

[Edited on January 7, 2011 at 11:17 PM. Reason : .]

1/7/2011 11:15:49 PM

Have you had zucchini bread? It doesn't taste like zucchini or vegetabley. I mostly just wanted to use some old baking chocolate and saw the recipe and remembered I had two pretty old zucchini in the fridge. I figured it would either be great or gross.

1/7/2011 11:44:30 PM

i could go for some sweetness atm

1/8/2011 12:03:07 AM

Quote :

"i could go for some sweetness atm"

can be read as:

Quote :

"i could go for some sweetness ass to mouth"

1/8/2011 12:09:26 AM

merbig, adding quality posts and threads since 1/14/2008.

1/8/2011 12:13:14 AM

Coll thrad brah

1/8/2011 12:57:57 AM

i enjoyed the accent implied by your spelling

1/8/2011 12:59:05 AM

I must say, alkatraz's post amused me as well

1/8/2011 1:02:45 AM

StillFuchsia and Skwinkle, the post of mine that you responded to was sarcasm, directed at some of the uncultured and closed-minded users who mock me over using zucchini in a chocolate cake. You can identify them from their posts ITT and in many other irrelevant threads. You can also search for my thread from last year with the recipe for the cake I made.

Funny/sad thing is, they mock me all over TWW for adding zucchini to cake (just search for posts with the word 'zucchini' by the 1st user to mention that in here), but the internet is full of thousands of recipes of vegetable use in cakes and sweet breads, whether for adding nutrition or moistness. As I said, closed-minded. And trolls/assholes.

1/8/2011 4:34:37 AM

go blow up a building terrorist

1/8/2011 4:37:50 AM

This thread stayed on topic much longer than I expected it to. I knew it would end up being about poop.

1/8/2011 4:39:55 AM

go blow up a building terrorist

[Edited on January 8, 2011 at 5:05 AM. Reason : ]

1/8/2011 4:54:16 AM

go blow up a terrorist building

1/8/2011 8:52:39 AM

Quote :

"that blueberry muffin is like 'wtf did you do to him? D:'"

ahahahahahahaha

1/8/2011 9:48:57 AM

Quote :

"StillFuchsia and Skwinkle, the post of mine that you responded to was sarcasm, directed at some of the uncultured and closed-minded users who mock me over using zucchini in a chocolate cake."

I know. I remember saying I was with you until you started throwing in herbs too. But I really did make zucchini chocolate bread on Thursday and found that relevant to this thread('s derailment).

1/8/2011 10:10:08 AM

had to try so I did this:
2 tablespoons butter, melted
2 tablespoons water
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 dash salt
4 tablespoons granulated sugar
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
4 tablespoons all-purpose flour
Change Measurements: US | Metric
Directionsrep Time: 1 minsTotal Time: 2 mins
1In a 12 oz coffee mug, add water, oil, vanilla and dash of salt. Whisk well.2Add cocoa powder, whisk well. Add sugar, whisk well. Add flour, whisk well.3Microwave for 60 to 90 seconds. Center should be slightly molten. Careful not to overcook.4Enjoy with a spoon. Careful brownie will be hot.


used 1 tbsp oil instead of butter and cooked for about 1:40

decent if you want cake/brownie on the quick

1/8/2011 11:45:54 AM

Made some scratch garam masala brownies that were kickin' last week

1/8/2011 12:08:21 PM

Garam Masala brownies? How?

1/8/2011 1:04:53 PM

well I just made this...it was good

1/8/2011 1:19:02 PM

->

1/8/2011 5:13:38 PM