with literal captions.

http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/


If you want to have sex, you’ll have to come down from the ceiling.



A unicorn is here to see you.

1/9/2011 2:08:18 AM

I’m glad we set the CEO’s desk on fire to roast marshmallows.


The experiment to dress the mice up as scientists turned out perfectly.


We brought a bomb to blow up your apartment.


Sorry this piano doesn’t sound very good — it’s filled with water and dead fish.

1/9/2011 2:21:16 AM

i LOL'd

1/9/2011 3:12:12 AM

So much better than the subtle and obtuse original captions that are typical of the New Yorker. I mean its no garfield minus garfield, but its good stuff.

1/9/2011 3:31:04 AM

1/9/2011 10:15:33 AM

These are obvious Ziggy ripoffs.

1/9/2011 10:18:15 AM

TO MY ARCHIVES!

1/9/2011 10:24:37 AM

hahah. some good ones in there.

1/9/2011 10:49:34 AM

i wish i was taller

1/9/2011 11:39:55 AM

That doorknob is fucking huge.


Easily the best on the first page.

1/9/2011 11:45:12 AM

This giant magnifying glass will help me with the examination. Also we’re twins.


Don’t give money to that Dolphin! He’s just going to use it for Dolphin drugs.

1/9/2011 1:58:30 PM