paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
in an alley with bleeding dicks just so I could get AIDS and fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS.
-louis c.k.
[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 3:20 AM. Reason : louis] 1/9/2011 3:19:09 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
old
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 1/9/2011 3:21:46 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sure. But it's on now and making me lmao
So here's my thread for the day 1/9/2011 3:36:42 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
You're not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams 1/9/2011 4:00:49 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
It's a good thing I will never deal with such things. 1/9/2011 4:02:46 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Kill it with fire. 1/9/2011 4:03:09 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah the lets do shots line is the best in that whole standup
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[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 4:20 AM. Reason : other than the 20 minutes he bitches about how shitty having kids is.] 1/9/2011 4:20:38 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Comedians are homosexual. 1/9/2011 4:23:31 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Homosexuals are comedians. 1/9/2011 9:13:09 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
A+ thread!
Louis CK is one of my favorite comics at the moment 1/9/2011 10:23:18 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " i would gladly blow 20 guys " |
wouldn't you have to say "i would gladly blow 20 more guys"?
you know, since you've already blown way more than 20.1/9/2011 2:56:09 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
you're right
context nazi 1/9/2011 4:19:17 PM |
RainbowNinja Veteran 101 Posts user info edit post |
do ^ you work at Bada Wings? 1/9/2011 4:20:04 PM |
Flying Tiger All American 2341 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not saying that white people are better. I'm saying that being white is clearly better, who could could argue otherwise? 1/9/2011 4:20:13 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
^^yes i do
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 1/9/2011 4:44:39 PM |
JesusHChrist All American 4458 Posts user info edit post |
It's lovely here in the year 2
Newest standup is on youtube, for anyone interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgdBC0sV8kI
[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 4:47 PM. Reason : ] 1/9/2011 4:46:07 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
...for a hamburger today? 1/9/2011 4:47:39 PM |
Kickstand All American 11540 Posts user info edit post |
rawr rawr rawr
louis c.k. isn't all that funny 1/9/2011 4:49:22 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ]
1/9/2011 5:33:29 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
Rainbowninja: indeed I do. 1/10/2011 4:23:46 AM |