Michael Jordan, cuts my grass.
1/11/2011 7:37:07 PM
racist
1/11/2011 7:47:23 PM
BlackJesus does not approve
1/11/2011 7:51:16 PM
lies
1/11/2011 7:52:12 PM
Donald Trump delivers my newspaper in the morning. And I don't even tip him.
1/11/2011 8:04:28 PM
do you know how frivolous I am?[Edited on January 11, 2011 at 8:16 PM. Reason : and I got custom made condoms thats made outta other people's dicks]
1/11/2011 8:15:35 PM
And shit, when I'm too busy to get my socks blown, I hire someone else to fuck for me.
1/11/2011 8:20:03 PM
I, too, had ELE
1/11/2011 11:14:36 PM