Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
These two dogs are like stuck together in my yard, I think the male put it in and cant get it out its been going on for like 5-10 mins what do I do? (serious)
[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 11:44 AM. Reason : they are def trying to pull apart but its stuck in the hole]] 1/12/2011 11:44:10 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
spray with cold water (see: hose)
[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 11:45 AM. Reason : hose] 1/12/2011 11:44:54 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Shit happens to me all the time. You just gotta wait it out. 1/12/2011 11:45:10 AM |
Misha All American 881 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahahaha 1/12/2011 11:45:49 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Time... and they don't like you watching.] 1/12/2011 11:46:07 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha thepeter made me spit out my drink rofl
str8 just massage it out 1/12/2011 11:46:08 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
spray what with cold water???
if water iscoming off the roof will that work? 1/12/2011 11:46:10 AM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
Peter wins 1/12/2011 11:46:31 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Boy dog's penis is swollen. Once the swelling goes away the dogs will detach. This is how dogs do the dirty deed. 1/12/2011 11:46:37 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
but is it OFF KALPANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN? 1/12/2011 11:46:38 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
1/12/2011 11:47:07 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
stra let nature take it's course 1/12/2011 11:47:21 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
lol] 1/12/2011 11:47:51 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
ok they pulled apart while i was checking the thread
the female is wet and nasty looking the male is laying in the floor passed out 1/12/2011 11:48:18 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
useless without pics
btw you're about to have puppies
[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 11:48 AM. Reason : lkj] 1/12/2011 11:48:36 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
btw you're about to have puppies 1/12/2011 11:49:16 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
omf thanks for the visual
you mean the dogs look like they just finished having nasty dog sex? O RLY? 1/12/2011 11:49:30 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
the male is fixed
neither of them are my dog, the female I am dog sitting and the male is my room mates
the female is not fixed because her owner is a dead beat ass and wont take her, they are out of town and my fiance said she would watch it and it went on heat the day after they left, luckily i have a tile floor bust that shit is gross 1/12/2011 11:50:36 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
1/12/2011 11:50:39 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you mean the dogs look like they just finished having nasty dog sex? O RLY?" |
yeah i guess so
I thought males did not be fucking after they were fixed though?1/12/2011 11:51:26 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
1/12/2011 11:51:49 AM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
I saw a guy fire off a shotgun once at two dogs stuck together in his front yard.
One dog ran the other followed 1/12/2011 11:52:12 AM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
TWW BREAKING NEWS....
Dogs do it doggy style. 1/12/2011 11:52:24 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
male dogs will hump the shit out of anything
you think they'd pass up a chance at a female in heat? 1/12/2011 11:52:42 AM |
Creaver All American 1193 Posts user info edit post |
Depends on when they were fixed. Less likely when they are puppies. Next time wedge a 2x4 in between them like a battering ram. 1/12/2011 11:53:13 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
That's what I told my teacher when I saw my parents doing the monkey.
HALP! PARENTS STUCK TOGEHER 1/12/2011 11:53:46 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
^8
lol at the house of the spirits 1/12/2011 11:54:07 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
My dog never humps anything... Then again, he pees like a bitch...
[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 11:58 AM. Reason : Stupid autocorrect] 1/12/2011 11:56:54 AM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I thought males did not be fucking after they were fixed though?" |
they removed his testicles, not his penis...1/12/2011 11:57:45 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
My dog pees like a bitch too but he humps other boy dogs. 1/12/2011 11:58:08 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Funniest thread ever 1/12/2011 11:58:22 AM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
my mom's female dog humps my brother's 2 male dogs. it's a dominance thing & has nothing to do with reproduction.
this here though is not a dominance issue. 1/12/2011 11:59:23 AM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
try a stove pot full of warm water 1/12/2011 12:00:50 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty sure my dog is just a big homo
I think it comes from being called a girl by strangers all his life. Poor froo froo 1/12/2011 12:01:42 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah but Gambit still doesn't hump even though lately he has had dominance issues with other male dogs his size :/ 1/12/2011 12:03:05 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
I love how they are apparently looking away from each other in shame and embarrassment. 1/12/2011 12:03:31 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
i honestly did not know that male dogs would still have sex after being fixed.
i mean, now that you mention it-it makes total sense.....not like their weiner is gone and theyll still hump things... but i just....i never made the connection
1/12/2011 12:03:45 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "it's a dominance thing & has nothing to do with reproduction. " |
if that's the case then Sam dominates the shit out of all my blankets 1/12/2011 12:05:07 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
10/10 thread 1/12/2011 12:05:20 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
in that particular case, I think sam is just special 1/12/2011 12:05:34 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
he'll dominate the shit out of air. lol 1/12/2011 12:07:04 PM |
Senez All American 8112 Posts user info edit post |
Interesting the first instinct was to jump on TWW instead of calling a vet... 1/12/2011 12:07:22 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
dominance inspired humping
no real penetration 1/12/2011 12:07:26 PM |
RainbowNinja Veteran 101 Posts user info edit post |
so pttyndal and livingproof own a dog together? i thought she was seeing terrorists 1/12/2011 12:09:48 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
how did they get stuck together with no real penetration 1/12/2011 12:09:55 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
The goo is like glue
vom 1/12/2011 12:11:22 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Interesting the first instinct was to jump on TWW instead of calling a vet...
" |
if the dog had a broken leg, I don't think it would ended up on here- but this, this is just humping gone wrong. this is also a message board where there are plenty of other dog owners, and possible vet school students, and vets (being that NCSU has one of the best vet schools in the country and all)
That and I don't think this is a [serious] thread1/12/2011 12:12:02 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
^I think this thread was serious which makes it all the more funny 1/12/2011 12:12:56 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^i own the dog...pttyndal is my roommate but he takes better care of my dog than i do...
and i'm not allowed to call him a terrorist on tdub anymore...
he's paranoid and thinks somebody on tdub is going to have him arrested or something because he doesn't understand tdub humor
[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 12:14 PM. Reason : asdf] 1/12/2011 12:13:55 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
poor sam. i'm kidnapping him and leaving the country one day. Anyone wanna go? 1/12/2011 12:15:20 PM |