Because NyM410 just informed us he is scared to. What a pussy!

1/14/2011 8:47:07 PM

I don't like doing that either

1/14/2011 8:47:30 PM

anyone that says no is a liar

1/14/2011 8:47:39 PM

I pee in a wetsuit in the ocean.

1/14/2011 8:50:05 PM

Every chance I get.

1/14/2011 8:50:34 PM

just to clear some things up, you're JUST talking about pee, right?

1/14/2011 8:50:38 PM

i piss off the side of the boat, if that counts

hell, i've hung my ass over the side and shit directly in the ocean too

1/14/2011 8:58:40 PM

This is my urination algorithm:

1) Will peeing here result in peeing on myself? If no, proceed
2) Will peeing here result in ruining someone or something I care about? If no, proceed
3) If it is likely that I will be caught peeing here, will I incur any penalty? If no, proceed


However, if drunk, the algorithm changes slightly:

1) Will peeing here be absolutely hilarious? If yes, proceed

1/14/2011 9:29:52 PM

One time on a school trip, my best friend convinced this girl who liked me to take a shit on another girl that we all hated in the ocean, and she did it. Pretty much the highlight of my life. Wish I had known at the time that girl was into me cuz i would've banged. Any girl who has that much balls is A+ in my book

I wish i could make something like this up but i will never be able to forget seeing those turds pop up and watching that other fat bitch paddle in like there was a fucking shark on her tail

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

1/14/2011 9:36:32 PM

better be careful pissing in public. get caught and you're a registered sex offender.

1/14/2011 9:38:19 PM

That is good to know because i pee in public all the time

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

1/14/2011 9:38:43 PM

I usually pull my tally-wacker out of my swim shorts and let the current take my wee-wee residue away from my trunks.

1/14/2011 9:44:56 PM

sharks can smell the urination

1/14/2011 9:45:31 PM

why would you be scared to pee in the ocean?

1/14/2011 9:48:06 PM

I pissed off the 3rd floor balcony of some apartments on Trailwood onto the walkway coming into the building at a party once.

I was kind of drunk at the time, but I guess it's a good thing I didn't hit anyone.

1/14/2011 9:49:52 PM

Sharks \

And no, for that reason. Call me pussy lol

1/14/2011 9:50:14 PM

Hell yes I pee in the ocean.

1/14/2011 9:51:24 PM

you dont pee because of sharks?

you think sharks are swimming around all the animal piss and are like "sniff sniff... is that some god damn human piss? well, fuck me I am following that shit straight to the source! Bonanza!"

[Edited on January 14, 2011 at 9:53 PM. Reason : d]

1/14/2011 9:52:32 PM

I have urinated in the vasty deep while not present in it.

I have never relieved myself while collocated in the watery waste.

1/14/2011 9:53:41 PM

I went to a shark thinger at myrtle beach and they said there roughly 100 sharks in the water between those two piers from that distance out back into sea at any time.

YES I WONT PEE IN THE WATER

1/14/2011 9:54:16 PM

moral of story- if you don't pee in the ocean, you are a weeny!


^haha you shouldn't go pier fishing any time soon then- if you realized how many 5+ foot sharks there are half the distance in as most swimmer go, you probably won't go ocean swimming again

[Edited on January 14, 2011 at 9:55 PM. Reason : w]

1/14/2011 9:54:27 PM

<- weeny

1/14/2011 9:55:32 PM

haha they moved the fish cleaning tables on bogue inlet pier out to the end of the pier from the surf because of all the sharks it was bringing up around the knees of swimmers near the pier

1/14/2011 9:57:08 PM

wtf do sharks have to do with peeing in the ocean?

1/14/2011 9:58:47 PM

I get more pussy everytime I go to the ocean. I don't want to lose my shit to a fuckin shark MAN i'd be so pissed.

1/14/2011 9:59:09 PM

confession: one time i pretty much destroyed an entire coral reef because i wore sunscreen (whoops) AND peed while snorkeling

i could NOT hold it long enough to swim back to the boat AND a barracuda was staring me down from a distance (true story). talk about stage fright.

but it was in mexico so its all good cause that place is going to shit anyway.

1/14/2011 9:59:27 PM

^LOLOLOL

1/14/2011 10:00:26 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090726234515AAb0i84

1/14/2011 10:00:29 PM

^^^I'm reporting you to the authorities

[Edited on January 14, 2011 at 10:04 PM. Reason : w]

1/14/2011 10:00:43 PM

Why would I pee in the ocean when I can pee on the ocean?

1/14/2011 10:03:57 PM

^^

but yes, i pee in the ocean. i mean...i thought that was normal.

what do the freaks do at the beach when they have to pee?



[Edited on January 14, 2011 at 10:09 PM. Reason : .]

1/14/2011 10:08:16 PM

haha i dunno- ask bryan

1/14/2011 10:09:47 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aEJJe0QpSE

1/14/2011 10:11:28 PM

have done so, will do again

1/14/2011 10:12:01 PM

^^^^ They probably use the same area I use when I have to shit. They piss in the sand and bury it when they're finished.

[Edited on January 14, 2011 at 10:13 PM. Reason : fuck]

[Edited on January 14, 2011 at 10:13 PM. Reason : Fuck again]

1/14/2011 10:12:02 PM

Go back to my ocean front condo, eat some chips and salsa, drink a beer and then go back out

1/14/2011 10:12:07 PM

^^ They probably use the same area I use when I have to shit. They piss in the sand and bury it when they're finished.

1/14/2011 10:12:36 PM

ITT merbig finally admits to being a bitch





[Edited on January 14, 2011 at 10:14 PM. Reason : .]

1/14/2011 10:14:26 PM

ITT khcadwal is voluntarily constipated at the beach.

1/14/2011 10:16:15 PM

For the record, I didn't say I was scared. I said I thought it was weird, like a pool (I know they are different, but still...).

[Edited on January 14, 2011 at 10:36 PM. Reason : and i can't really remember how this even came up?]

1/14/2011 10:36:00 PM

everyone probably got tired of your stories about sucking cock on the golden gate bridge

1/14/2011 10:36:52 PM

Hell no goddammit

I'm afraid a scuba diver is going to come out of nowhere and suck my cock

1/14/2011 11:21:33 PM

i didn't know that when people peed in the ocean they took their junk OUT of their bathing suits.

the more you know!

1/14/2011 11:25:02 PM

Quote :

"you think sharks are swimming around all the animal piss and are like "sniff sniff... is that some god damn human piss? well, fuck me I am following that shit straight to the source! Bonanza!""

hahaha I needed that laugh tonight.

1/14/2011 11:27:28 PM

we don't- like slave said, out of fear of scuba divers!

1/14/2011 11:28:01 PM

Yes

1/14/2011 11:37:30 PM

isn't there are piranha looking microfish that is sooo attracted to urine that it will swim right up your urethra and lodge itself there?

1/14/2011 11:43:48 PM

I cum in the ocean.

1/14/2011 11:47:36 PM

hell yes I do

but I have gotten to the point where I can't relax on a float in the ocean unless I'm in a group cause I start getting paranoid about the vast unknown below and around me

1/14/2011 11:49:28 PM

i spent most of my summers in some natural body of water & was taught to pee in the ocean/river/lake. i don't find it odd at all. i can't believe some of you think a shark is going to come get you if you pee haha. shiny jewelry on the other hand will get you bit.

1/14/2011 11:58:02 PM