But really its very simple. You just have to know the anatomy of turkey...over here he's got the tinniest little stink hole...its just big enough to get ya hand right up inside it. ARAHHAH stuff the shit out of it. I cook it with all the giblets all the penises and gineys. And now alot of people like to baste their turkeys but I use this I lick like that and get into the little hiny hiny holes hmmm thats nice and good. I dunno what the hell that is but ill lick it any way...up and down. Then I like to beat that up on there............hiyawasa. Then get one of these and pick it off of there and BAM that just kicks it up a bit. Alright, I think thats almost ready now. And then we bring it to the table. mmmmm good.

Alright, who's ready for a wing?

1/14/2011 10:53:23 PM

watch it . . watch it . . make room for fanny

1/14/2011 10:54:03 PM

apparently i have no idea whats going on. carry on

1/14/2011 10:54:03 PM

the greatest sequel of all time

1/14/2011 10:54:37 PM

Lotta people are intimidated about fucking a turkey

but its not that much different than fucking a chicken

1/14/2011 10:54:45 PM

ddk I am disappoint.

1/14/2011 10:55:18 PM

haha my b

1/14/2011 10:56:26 PM