This is Joe's roommate, typing on Joe's behalf. We're chilling at his place listening to some music and he told me I should come check this place out and see if he has any messages. He didn't

Joe hasn't been on here much in the past few months, so he was hoping someone on here could fill him in on what's been going on here lately.

1/15/2011 9:08:53 PM

Can he see yet?

1/15/2011 9:09:21 PM

Lot of retarded threads, that were not worth reading.

1/15/2011 9:09:29 PM

run away as fast as you can

1/15/2011 9:10:29 PM

tell him DNL was convicted on rape/murder charges and gauge his response and report back.

i got ten bucks on "no surprise".

1/15/2011 9:11:05 PM

ambrosia passed away

1/15/2011 9:21:45 PM

He doesn't have his vision back yet, but he started some new medicine and has more light sensitivity than he did, so that's a good sign.

I told him about DNL and he just laughed and was surprised it took this long. He does want to know if yall are just screwing with him... I hope so?

1/15/2011 9:24:04 PM

Ask him if he knows what happened to ScHpEnXeL.

1/15/2011 9:25:25 PM

dnl has not been arrested...yet


ambrosia1231 did pass away though.

1/15/2011 9:25:49 PM

Quote :

"Ask him if he knows what happened to ScHpEnXeL."

lol

Don't try to pronounce it though, just say "sexpencil".

[Edited on January 15, 2011 at 9:28 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2011 9:27:11 PM

and if you cant pronounce ScHpEnXeL, just say sexpencil.

1/15/2011 9:27:15 PM

Damn, my edit was too slow.

Also that was freaky. Our sentence construction was almost identical.

elduderino = ncsuapex EXPOSED???!??!?!111

[Edited on January 15, 2011 at 9:29 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2011 9:28:26 PM

yup lol

1/15/2011 9:28:39 PM

Joe did know about her death. I remember when he found out, he was pretty upset. We were in Colorado near where she was living, but we didn't stop by. He feels bad about it, because they always wanted to meet each other in person.

He doesn't know what happened to sexpencil but would like to know.

1/15/2011 9:29:09 PM

1/15/2011 9:29:40 PM

Tell him so would we.

1/15/2011 9:29:59 PM

Quote :

"He doesn't know what happened to sexpencil but would like to know."

LOL

1/15/2011 9:30:25 PM

Darn, If he doesnt know. He shouldn't ask. Just tell him threads have been deleted

1/15/2011 9:31:51 PM

He's shrugging his shoulders... Did he just disappear, mafia style?

1/15/2011 9:36:09 PM

Just whisper the following words in a suspenseful manner:

tww conspiracy
big brother qntmfred
begonias
drama
EMCE nude photos

1/15/2011 9:39:33 PM

Hi, H! Welcome! Been thinking about you! I have this feeling you're a fairly kick-ass individual. I will PM you soon! I need some advice if you would be willing to offer some.
You need to create a user name! Just for the record, not everyone on TWW is an asshole.

[Edited on January 15, 2011 at 9:41 PM. Reason : ...]

1/15/2011 9:40:11 PM

He told me there's a nice ass picture of begonias somewhere that I need to check out... and he's trying to remember where he keeps the nude photos of EMCE.

And punchmonk he smiled when I read your message to him and he said I needed to give you no less than three kissy faces (one can be from me)

1/15/2011 9:47:36 PM

nice ass-picture is an understatement

1/15/2011 9:48:33 PM

Ask him where the fuck my 35 dollars is.

1/15/2011 9:48:47 PM

Slave Famous he said he donated the money on your behalf to a charity that sends get well cards to kids with cancer and kidney failure.

1/15/2011 9:58:12 PM

the human fund. money, for people.

1/15/2011 9:58:40 PM

Please tell joe17669 that I still love him, and think of him often.

1/15/2011 10:02:08 PM

When he takes a shit do you have to be there to assist?

1/15/2011 10:03:12 PM

hi joe#s
you havent missed too much.

normal day to day tww bs.


i did make a thread that if you tell me your birthday i will give you what a zodiac book says about the type of person you are. (it has about 2 pages for every day of the year)
gimme your bday and ill bump you to the top


[Edited on January 15, 2011 at 10:06 PM. Reason : right now and in here, of course ]

1/15/2011 10:03:42 PM

Jeff, although his eyes aren't working perfectly right now, he says he sees you vividly in his mind all the time. Especially those pictures you sent him last summer

roddy, no he knows how to wipe his ass. One time he overwiped and clogged the toilet, which I had to plunge. But he has a bidet in his bathroom and he has always used that even when he could see.

Joie, his is 29 October 1981, and mine is 13 March 1986

1/15/2011 10:12:22 PM

can you get joe#s to type a message himself, i wanna see how well he knows his home row keys

1/15/2011 10:14:13 PM

You do mean "how well he knows half of the home keys", right?

1/15/2011 10:15:26 PM

1/15/2011 10:15:52 PM

i bet he gummed up the turlet on purpose

oh, that prankster

1/15/2011 10:16:02 PM

here's Joe:

without speaking keyboard: hi yhis id jor. ehats up>

with speaking keyboard: hi this is Joe. miss all ofyou


OK it's Hampton again. He needs his speaking keyboard to make any sense of anything. He did pretty good with the right side of the keyboard, but once he had to go to the other side with feeling only he started fumbling around like a retarded autistic kid.

1/15/2011 10:21:08 PM

hampton reminds me of

1/15/2011 10:25:47 PM

disclaimer: i use the term "you" just make typing easier

joe17669: The day of New Ideas
Strengths: convincing, thorough, influential
weaknesses: obsessed, closed, secretive

Tarot: The Priestess

You are logical and work well within system, especially if you implement them personally.
You are charming and often persuasive. You are able to manipulate situations, make great first impressions, and get what you want. Most people born on this day possess exceptional abilities. You are very caring and considerate to family and friends. You are very secretive as well.



hampton: The Day of Fateful Prediction
Strengths: accepting, courageous, evolving
weaknesses: overreaching, self-important

tarot: Death

you live a fateful life. "which in retrospect could have said to have turned around a few chance happenings". you gravitate toward spiritual teachings and philosophy. You like to make predictions about the future (and with relative certainty). You re able to accept catastrophic blows and go on leading life as normal. You may not be fully aware of your talents. You want to inspire people. Be careful...youre predictive nature can lead to self-fulfilling prophecies.


[Edited on January 15, 2011 at 10:27 PM. Reason : ]

1/15/2011 10:26:03 PM

"You do mean "how well he knows half of the home keys", right?"

I debated telling him that, but I did and he just laughed. He said he'd probably have better luck pounding on the keyboard with his nub than he does without his talking keyboard turned on.

He said yall joke all the time about his arm. I've known him for over a year and it's a subject I try to avoid, but he says he's cool with the jokes as long as they're in good taste. So I learned something from TWW tonight!

1/15/2011 10:26:34 PM

It's cause saps led the way with his nub, it broke the path for joe#s

1/15/2011 10:29:41 PM

Yeah I said it, because from what I gathered from my time on TWW - since I don't know him, the guy seems like a pretty awesome dude with a sense of humor.

I was debating asking if he has experienced any increase in his other sensory perceptions since the blinding accident. Like if someone were to throw a baseball at him from across the room would he be able to hear it coming and catch it, or at least deflect it with his nub?

But then I thought to myself, my first joke was sufficient.

1/15/2011 10:34:07 PM

I was out running today and saw a dude who also had a nub just below the elbow, running without a shirt on, and it reminded me of the old pic of Joe playing soccer from on here. So big ups, dude, hope you're doing alright.

1/15/2011 10:34:30 PM

he's not fucking Daredevil, dude

1/15/2011 10:35:11 PM

not til October.

1/15/2011 10:38:33 PM

lol

joe is hot


is hampton?

1/15/2011 10:39:38 PM

Thanks Joie. I agree with Joe's about the logical, charming, persuasive, and awesome at first impressions.

I don't know about mine Although Joe says he agrees with the overreaching and self-importance aspects

And elduderino, no he doesn't. I didn't try the baseball yet, but we got in a huge snowball fight last month at his parent's house in the mountains, and he had no idea where they were coming from. Yea it was an unfair advantage, but who cares, I was victorious!

1/15/2011 10:40:08 PM

lol it never occurred to me that his friend might censor our comments

1/15/2011 10:40:14 PM

Quote :

"he's not fucking Daredevil, dude"

from Joie's tarot reading:

Quote :

"Most people born on this day possess exceptional abilities."

I'm just saying.

1/15/2011 10:42:50 PM

That's a great picture of Joe. I hadn't seen that before. Although his nub is a lot shorter now since he had more surgery on it in 2009. It's about half that long now. And he's gotten so much skinnier since he stopped exercising.

Shadowrunner, Joe asked if you're still running barefoot? Joe hasn't exercised in months, but we got the OK from his doctor to start doing some light exercises. Maybe some light weights, and for aerobics maybe some pool exercises or a recumbent bike.

When I first met Joe he convinced me to try to run barefoot like he did. I started off wearing his fivefingers and I actually like them. I never was able to man up to going without any protection on my feet like he is, but at least the running form is the same.

[Edited on January 15, 2011 at 10:48 PM. Reason : typo]

1/15/2011 10:47:35 PM

God damnit, Joe just ripped a juicy fart that's making my eyes water. He's got the worst farts of anyone I've ever met before. I asked him what his former fiancee thought about his farts, and he said that hers were much worse than his

1/15/2011 11:26:06 PM

boys are gross

surprise!

1/15/2011 11:27:07 PM