It doesn't work son. Seriously, I'm fucking busy here, can't you see that? No, I will not accept your fake skydaddy as my "lord" or "savior". Yes, I will lie to you about accepting this skydaddy because you're a psycho and I don't feel like having you attempt to attack me in a fucking bathroom over your fairy tale. Contrary to many tdubbers' ridiculous opinions, I do not want to encounter violence. Note that this doesn't mean I actually accept your fairy tale son. It just means I'm cutting you off before you even start.

Do people honestly think that any US citizen has not heard of jesus h christ?

1/16/2011 3:32:36 PM

present them

on the short bus son

1/16/2011 3:39:05 PM

If you want to see my balls just say the word son. It will cost you $ though, keep that in mind. I accept paypal.

1/16/2011 3:47:35 PM

no, i really just want to know which high school you rode the short bus to

1/16/2011 3:48:46 PM

I never rode any bus, my schools did not provide a bus service. I also told you that I don't have an IQ that would place me on the short bus list. Well, unless there is a high intelligence short bus like the one DDK rode.

1/16/2011 3:51:08 PM

^ watch it dude....

I have pretty good intel that's telling me she plans on stabbing you in the gut... with a cheap plastic knife, just to add insult to injury.

1/16/2011 3:52:51 PM

Um, why would she stab me with a plastic knife for saying she rode a high IQ bus to school?

[Edited on January 16, 2011 at 4:02 PM. Reason : T]

1/16/2011 4:01:49 PM

she's angry, dude. she's angry.

1/16/2011 4:02:47 PM

Did she really get in a car wreck son?

1/16/2011 4:04:00 PM

Yes.

1/16/2011 4:04:22 PM

Damn son. Was it bad?

1/16/2011 4:12:29 PM

I mean, I can't think of a time when car wrecks are good. I guess that question is all relative.

She's ok though.

1/16/2011 4:14:49 PM

Obviously I was asking if the wreck was severe. Good thing she is ok son! I would hate to lose my favorite hateful person.

1/16/2011 4:16:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ4x_eMxYxo

1/16/2011 4:17:47 PM

You know, none of this has anything to do with the dude that came up to me and tried to strike a conversation in the bathroom. I was thinking the entire time "Dude, cut to the chase. What the fuck do you want?" Eventually it ended and I started to walk off and I thought "Huh, I guess some people just like to strike up conversations in public restrooms..." But then he stopped me and was like "Btw, are you saved?"

It didn't register at first, I really didn't know what he meant because it had nothing to do with what we were talking about. So, I replied "from what?" Then he said, "Oh, have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior?" Then I was like "Well, YEAH..." I said it in a manner that came across as "DUH, what the fuck do I look like to you?" Then he was like "Oh, good! I just had to make sure, you know?" I replied, "Oh yeah, I understand man."

My god I wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible. The place served alcohol so I wasn't carrying. All I had was steel and I'm not trying to get into a fucking knife fight just to make it out of the restroom because some psycho is trying to convert me in there.

1/16/2011 4:23:56 PM

hahahaha

1/16/2011 4:25:12 PM

in my experience, people who use terms like 'skydaddy' are the intellectual equivalents of angsty teenagers

1/16/2011 4:27:23 PM

Look, I don't respect g money god beliefs. In fact, I feel they should be demeaned and ridiculed. Sorry that makes you feel butthurt.


Incidentally, you should post your high school. I'm giving $100 to anyone who went to the same school as me!

[Edited on January 16, 2011 at 4:29 PM. Reason : T]

1/16/2011 4:28:35 PM

well i mean i'm sure you feel very clever with your ridicules. but to everybody else, you look like an angsty teenager. i'm not butthurt about that. just giving you a heads up

1/16/2011 4:31:33 PM

I don't need your heads up, I'm doing just fine without such data. But thanks for trying to be helpful. Btw, do you really think I feel that copying somebody else's term for a fake man in the sky is being "clever"? I mean, does this thread really come across as being extremely serious to you?


Anyway, $100 is on the line here. It's worth a shot.

[Edited on January 16, 2011 at 4:33 PM. Reason : T]

1/16/2011 4:32:31 PM

I'd go to church with qntmfred

1/16/2011 4:33:25 PM

That is very sad son, I expected more from him.

1/16/2011 4:41:15 PM

-shrug- i once was an angsty teenager too

1/16/2011 4:42:09 PM

I believe you were my son. I've never experienced angst, so I'm not really sure what it's like. I guess it does sound like something you'd be into.

Any particular reason you've taken such an interest in my ripping off of random terms in a clearly ridiculous thread in chit chat or are you just that bored?

[Edited on January 16, 2011 at 4:43 PM. Reason : T]

1/16/2011 4:42:59 PM

Jesus is going to come down from the heavens, and an epic battle will ensue where our Lord and Savior fights The Devil in the skies. He'll be shooting lasers from his eyes, and they'll be all like "pew pew pew pew". After emerging victorious, Jesus will descend to earth and slap everybody a high five. At this point, all of the non-believers will then believe.

SaabTurbo will be one of the converts.

[Edited on January 16, 2011 at 4:46 PM. Reason : \]

1/16/2011 4:45:48 PM

I'll be the first to convert during such a scenario.

Well, actually, I might shoot jesus. He seems kind of dangerous with the laser eyes.

1/16/2011 4:46:44 PM

Quote :

"in my experience, people who use terms like 'skydaddy' are the intellectual equivalents of angsty teenagers"

qtmfred with the buzzkill

1/16/2011 5:19:35 PM

Quote :

"in my experience, people who use terms like 'skydaddy' are the intellectual equivalents of angsty teenagers"

A 3 year old with invisible friends is cute and is no cause of concern. Anyone over the age of 5 with imaginary friends is

1/16/2011 5:22:22 PM

Oh, what's this? A thread which has nothing to do with knives?!

1/17/2011 3:23:54 PM

lol you should ask them if there really is a god why isn't there better quality TP present? DOESN'T GOD WANT US TO BE HAPPY?!?!?!

1/17/2011 3:51:38 PM

I agree, it sucks that you always think of so many great responses right after the event is over.

1/17/2011 3:52:19 PM

the old sky cake dodge

1/17/2011 4:03:10 PM

Are you into sky cake?

1/17/2011 4:04:07 PM

the cake is a lie?

1/17/2011 5:10:11 PM