BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU METROS NEED MORE OF THIS, SON.

FUCKING KNIFES, SONS.

I KILLED A MAN ONCE, SONS.

1/17/2011 3:45:30 PM

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BIGMAN157 THREAD SON

1/17/2011 3:46:04 PM

I bttted them because people keep bringing them up no matter what I discuss. Obviously they want more knives. Why else would they keep bringing it up son?

1/17/2011 3:46:23 PM

...i thought it was knives...

1/17/2011 3:46:44 PM

I did too, but the mistake is forgivable since this guy is an idiot.

1/17/2011 3:47:09 PM

^WHAT KIND OF METRO SONS USE PROPER SPELLING? MY BIG ASS KNIFES CUT THAT PART OF THE DICTIONARY OUT SONS.

1/17/2011 3:48:42 PM

That top choad (Or is it chode?) looking knife is for carving wood son.

All of those knives look kind of cheap dude, or at least they look like stuff I'm not ever buying.

[Edited on January 17, 2011 at 3:50 PM. Reason : t]

1/17/2011 3:49:48 PM

I KEEP 3 OF THESE ON ME AT ALL TIMES SONS, JUST IN CASE.

1/17/2011 3:53:49 PM

You realize I am purposely acting like an idiot in here 99% of the time, right?

1/17/2011 3:55:37 PM

if you are acting like an idiot on purpose then why care about the repercussions?


if you care about the repercussions then stop acting like an idiot on purpose.

1/17/2011 3:56:50 PM

I don't care about these repercussions.

1/17/2011 3:57:21 PM

^^^OF COURSE SON, IF YOU WEREN'T ACTING LIKE A METRO RIGHT NOW YOU'D SEE I AM ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT ATM AS WELL SON.

1/17/2011 3:58:01 PM

Oh, I can see that pretty easily. I forgot about the word "metro" btw, thanks for reminding me of it. I'll be using that word again.

[Edited on January 17, 2011 at 3:59 PM. Reason : t]

1/17/2011 3:58:50 PM

Obsession with knives, or constantly playing with knives, is a historic literary trope for male sexual identity crisis.

So I don't mind his kniveplay son.

He's just confused son.

1/17/2011 4:00:40 PM

ALSO YOU NEED TO USE ALL CAPS or note that your capslock is on but you're holding down shift son.

1/17/2011 4:01:03 PM

Quote :

"Obsession with knives, or constantly playing with knives, is a historic literary trope for male sexual identity crisis."

Interesting. Apparently a lot of women have male sexual identity crises. Any data? I'm interested in reading about this.

^ Oh, no you're confused there. I never use caps lock to obtain all caps, I always hold down shift to get the all caps. Lower case is easy because the caps lock is off.

[Edited on January 17, 2011 at 4:02 PM. Reason : t]

1/17/2011 4:02:05 PM

AND MORE PICTURES OF FLOODS IN FRANCE

1/17/2011 4:06:21 PM

Wtf?

1/17/2011 4:06:39 PM

It's the most common mimetic image in modern psychology and literature--phallus imagery, often in the form of knives. It's even standard educational practice in most school systems, books like Lord of the Flies and Ms. Dalloway (both often taught) rely heavily knives as symbolic vehicles for sexuality.

Surely you know that knives are considered phallic symbols.

1/17/2011 4:08:44 PM

Quote :

"From : SaabTurbo To : BigEgo Received : Tuesday October 28, 2008 at 10:43 AM Subject : Re: YOU DO REALIZE NAW SON, IT WAS THE LARGEST FLOOD IN FRANCE IN OVER 100 YEARS. IT RAINED HARD ALL NIGHT THAT NIGHT AND I WOKE UP AND THERE WERE TRAILER HOMES AND SHIT FLOATING BY. I REMEMBER BEING TRASHED DRUNK THAT NIGHT AND I RECALL THE LIGHTENING AND THE RAIN. IT FELT LIKE I WAS SPINNING LIKE CRAZY ON THE BED SON. I GOT UP THE NEXT MORNING TO GO TO SCHOOL AND THE BUS NEVER CAME AND PEOPLE WERE WALKING BY STARING AT ME LIKE I WAS RETARDED. I COULD HEAR THIS RUMBLE OFF IN THE DISTANCE THOUGH. THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE STRANGER IT WAS. SO I WENT BACK HOME AND WAS LIKE, "THE BUS DIDN'T COME" AND THEY WERE LIKE, "THE WATER SON, THE WATER." SO I WENT DOWN TO THE VILLIAGE CENTER AND I COULD SEE AND HEAR IT FROM THERE. IT WAS TERRIFYING SON, THE WATER HAD RISEN ABOUT 100 FEET AND IT HAD GONE FROM A SMALL CREEK INTO A 1/2 MILE WIDE, 100 FOOT DEEP RIVER. PEOPLE'S HOUSES IN MY VILLAGE WERE 30 FEET UNDERWATER AND SHIT. THE LADY WHOSE HOUSE I ATE AT THE NIGHT BEFORE HAD HER HOME COMPLETELY DESTROYED. IT WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE DUDE."

1/17/2011 4:09:43 PM

Oh, yeah definitely. That's why there is actually a strong aversion to stabbing. Most people hack in a knife fight because stabbing is a penetrative and sexual action.

I think you'll have a difficult time linking any sexual identity crisis, which is why I was asking for data. Women are into knives too. Knife collection is a hobby. Oddly enough it's not just taken up by people with sexual identity problems.

You could say the same thing you're saying about knives in relation to almost anything. Cars, motorcycles, etc.

^ Nice dude. I even gave it to you in all caps for emphasis. Wow, that was a while back too. I must not have seen you as being a rude person at the time? I really don't know.

[Edited on January 17, 2011 at 4:13 PM. Reason : t]

1/17/2011 4:11:29 PM

MY NAME IS SAABTURBO BECAUSE I CRY REALLY HARD SON

1/17/2011 4:11:54 PM

^ True story.

1/17/2011 4:12:17 PM

You know what I love about this place? You folks are actually obsessed with knives now.

1/17/2011 4:15:01 PM

He kinda reminds me of evan.

1/17/2011 4:16:21 PM

That's good, cause evan is actually one of the coolest dudes on tdub!

1/17/2011 4:17:02 PM

i don't know anything about knives

1/17/2011 4:17:37 PM

Nawh, the crying side of him......

1/17/2011 4:18:26 PM

Thanks dude!! That's actually the coolest thing about him!

1/17/2011 4:19:26 PM

THATS NOT A KNIFE SON, THIS IS A KNIFE SON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NHcTM5IA4

1/17/2011 5:06:32 PM