I'll start with this gem

1/22/2011 10:52:57 AM

She's purty

1/22/2011 10:56:27 AM

I like Christian Bale's look of utter disdain.

[Edited on January 22, 2011 at 10:57 AM. Reason : dur]

1/22/2011 10:56:45 AM

Christian Bale mistakenly identified ITT.

1/22/2011 11:08:20 AM

I like how they have a shot of her actually sitting in the audience while she's laughing

1/22/2011 11:10:37 AM

hahaahahahahaha....I love it when beautiful woman can be made fun of too.

1/22/2011 11:11:36 AM

more pics, less of her laugh

1/22/2011 11:12:08 AM

^not christian bale?

1/22/2011 11:14:27 AM

lol no. pretty sure that is darren aronofsky.

1/22/2011 11:16:57 AM

shit you're right... he looks like christian bale with that expression

1/22/2011 11:20:07 AM

she's so cute

1/22/2011 12:49:36 PM

not sure if these work..

1/22/2011 12:52:47 PM

1/22/2011 1:00:55 PM

lol that video is funny. after all these years, collegehumor can still bring the lols

[Edited on January 22, 2011 at 1:04 PM. Reason : the best part is what's-his-name at the end]

1/22/2011 1:03:45 PM

1/22/2011 1:22:36 PM

^that was the greatest thing i've ever seen

1/22/2011 1:25:50 PM

here's the uncensored: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q

1/22/2011 1:28:58 PM

COOL THREAD!!

1/22/2011 1:29:18 PM

1/22/2011 1:46:06 PM

epic sideboob is epic

1/22/2011 1:47:26 PM

hot damn i love this thread

1/22/2011 1:47:42 PM

i love nat but why is she wearing a garbage bag?

1/22/2011 1:48:54 PM

1/22/2011 1:56:21 PM

she has perpetually hard nipples

1/22/2011 4:57:12 PM

^^holy fuck she's beautiful.

1/22/2011 4:58:16 PM

1/22/2011 5:01:56 PM

Oh man, Natalie is so hard core.

1/22/2011 5:37:08 PM

ah yes, the nerd queen

1/22/2011 5:41:20 PM

I'm sorry, but in my mind Rosario Dawson is the nerd queen.

but I less than 6 natalie

1/22/2011 5:47:17 PM

every hot chick is a queen to a nerd

1/22/2011 6:14:42 PM

[Edited on January 22, 2011 at 6:49 PM. Reason : ]

1/22/2011 6:48:20 PM

Quote :

"every hot chick is a queen to a nerd"

oh, but you're not a nerd

certainly not.

1/22/2011 6:49:28 PM

fuck you bandwagon motherfuckers. i've been in love with her since

1/22/2011 6:50:38 PM

Quote :

"oh, but you're not a nerd certainly not."

according to most nerd characterizations, no, not really.

but my lameness and dorkerie are certainly pronounced.

1/22/2011 9:14:45 PM

she's cute, but I desire titties

1/22/2011 9:15:51 PM

^^^I have too. The difference is, she is older than me.

1/22/2011 9:16:51 PM

The Professional is an excellent film. I think her having the title of nerd queen is about the best title I have ever heard on this site.

1/22/2011 9:18:55 PM

Oh My Fuck

Another Natalie Portman Thread

Kunis is much better looking.



[Edited on January 23, 2011 at 12:46 AM. Reason : pic]

1/23/2011 12:43:45 AM

*was better looking, when she looked like a high scholer

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1/23/2011 1:04:18 AM

Unfortunatly Kunis has no ass, the fatal flaw.

I was wondering what movie that thong gif came from, it looks like it will be stupidly entertaining

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/11/17/natalie-portman-strips-down-to-thong-for-your-highness/

1/23/2011 1:04:55 AM

There are no classy white girls in this weight division with ass

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[Edited on January 23, 2011 at 1:07 AM. Reason : okay maybe like 0.00073% of white girls in this weight division have class and ass]

1/23/2011 1:07:01 AM

I'm not saying she doesn't have a big ass, I'm saying she has no ass. It's like a little boy ass, or a skinny old man ass.

1/23/2011 1:08:12 AM

Portman has no ass either, just look at the clip in this thread

1/23/2011 1:11:10 AM

Show me where natalie portman's ass is (not in some fucking tight as fuck dress where all her shit is compacted into some tiny waist and her thighs pop out) but just her regular ass, and i will concede.


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[Edited on January 23, 2011 at 1:15 AM. Reason : nvm lol... theres no way to say that without sounding gay]

1/23/2011 1:12:15 AM

http://www.moviesnxs.com/web/thumbnails4/tn-Natalie%20Portman%20Hotel%20Chevalier%2001.JPG



This is the best you are gonna get

1/23/2011 10:39:45 AM

I've had sex with girls hotter than her.

1/23/2011 11:09:37 AM

Yes, but did they bite you?

1/23/2011 12:01:10 PM

BanjoMan just hates Jews. That's why he doesn't like Portman

1/23/2011 12:07:16 PM

Not True

I liked Black Swan, and she was perfect for that role.

Oh, and the obligatory, my best friend is black jewish

1/23/2011 6:06:35 PM

almost there...

1/23/2011 6:09:21 PM