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(did it just get loud in here, or is it me?)






[Edited on January 23, 2011 at 1:28 AM. Reason : ]

1/23/2011 1:26:57 AM

melt it and make a candle like at Charles B. Aycock's birthplace

1/23/2011 1:30:07 AM

I can't tell if the OP is serious or not. I honestly have somewhat of an earwax problem and am curious if that was the serious result.


Damn you alcohol and judgment thereafter.

1/23/2011 2:38:48 AM

Used to have this shit happen to me. Looks real and its super gross. Not sure what i'm doing differently but i don't have to do this shit anymore.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

1/23/2011 2:43:02 AM

Oh, that's real alright.

i blasted that fucker out of my ear the other night. I had the same thing happen about 10 years ago. so that's about a 10 year buildup right there.

1/23/2011 2:32:24 PM

1/23/2011 2:42:46 PM

Q-TIPS, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU USE THEM?!?!?!?!

1/23/2011 3:53:58 PM

^

1/23/2011 3:56:03 PM

q-tips always say never to put it inside the ear canal


what the fuck is the point of a q-tip


i always say fuck the rules i'm not an idiot


but then someone told me all it does is push earwax further in and over time it builds up


so now i am acutely aware of the wax in my ears, whether present or not.


thanks, asshole.

[Edited on January 23, 2011 at 4:20 PM. Reason : I just lost the game.]

1/23/2011 4:19:58 PM

yeah, all of a sudden i had this pressure in my ear and my hearing got all muffled. i tried to hit it with a q-tip, but that just packed it down more.

i got that kit, and the first day i had no luck. it actually seemed to make it worse.

but the second day i was working at it, blasting away with the bulb filled with warm water and all of a sudden "PLOP" that damn plug just fell out my ear into the sink

I was like "Hooollllyyy Shit!" ... my son came in to see and was like "Woah!"

My wife threatened to divorce me if I tried to show it to her. Said she was about to throw up just thinking about it.

1/24/2011 12:27:23 PM