Five wide receiver, no tight ends

1/23/2011 6:45:23 PM

don't shoot mosquito with cannonball

1/23/2011 6:46:17 PM

He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

1/23/2011 6:46:26 PM

man who jack off into cash register will cum into money

1/23/2011 6:49:58 PM

Man who fart in church sit in own pew

1/23/2011 7:16:49 PM

man who walks through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.

1/23/2011 7:38:49 PM

sometimes good shit better than sex

1/23/2011 8:11:35 PM

man with no toilet paper have shitty fingers

1/23/2011 9:59:43 PM

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

1/23/2011 10:09:57 PM

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

1/23/2011 10:26:46 PM

He who fish in another man's well only catch crabs

1/23/2011 10:36:28 PM

nothing because he's dead

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1/23/2011 10:39:33 PM

baseball is wrong man with four balls cannot walk

1/23/2011 10:40:57 PM

Woman who sit on judges lap get honorable discharge

1/23/2011 10:51:36 PM

Man who dip penis into peanut butter is fucking nuts.

1/24/2011 1:54:22 AM

man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger

1/24/2011 2:13:08 AM

Virginity is like balloon... one prick, all gone

1/24/2011 10:20:19 AM