a french fry pizza?

1/25/2011 4:08:11 PM

50,000 stoners beat you to the punch

1/25/2011 4:09:07 PM

as in you french fry a pizza (dunk a pizza in hot oil) or just put french fries on a pizza? they both sounds decent to me.

1/25/2011 4:10:30 PM

deep fried pizza roll?

1/25/2011 4:11:29 PM

omg

i thought we already had a chat about keeping all of your restaurant bullshit pizza business in one of your other 500 threads.

1/25/2011 4:12:09 PM

a pizza with french fries would probably be better than a sandwich with chips

i'll take 3

1/25/2011 4:12:27 PM

I know kdkadwal didn't just call someone out for making an uneccesary thread

1/25/2011 4:13:26 PM

as far as a suitable business sample, polling tww is far from a valid study group

1/25/2011 4:13:39 PM

i chuckled at kadwackle

1/25/2011 4:18:48 PM

Well...


The pizza will have a base sauce of nacho cheese,

then I'll put a pound of french fries on there,
sprinkle old bay or seasoning salt on there,
then add bacon,
green peppers,
add my 7 blend pizza cheese,
cook it

then when it comes out, i'll add chives and sour cream
and viola!

1/25/2011 4:19:49 PM

since we're really doing this, i'd rather have ranch than sour cream for a french fry pizza.

1/25/2011 4:20:54 PM

old bay on a pizza?

you have no clue what you are talking about

1/25/2011 4:21:14 PM

Kadwackle isn't satisfied with the 49 other nonbusiness related topics on the front page.


Bitches are never satisfied.

1/25/2011 4:21:20 PM

Let’s get this straight, you’re asking what we think about a french fry pizza? A pizza which is supposed to be a representative presentation of who you are and what you’re about?

Are you beginning to see the direction my argument is going in? Of course you haven’t. I’ll continue.

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French fry pizzas and such sites are like a swimming pool on an ocean liner, floating in the middle of the endless abyss of the internet. You get a taster of what it’s like to be in the water, but you learn nothing of its depth, breadth or more unsavory inhabitants. Whether we like it or not however, these fist-clinchingly corporately built sites are part and parcel of the modern internet.

You come before us, the anonymous masses to ask us what we think about “a french fry pizza" which you can use to impress your real life friends with just how stylish and original you are. We say that you and your attempt to bastardize the concepts of these halls will not be answered.

Anyways, no I don’t know anything about a french fry pizza. Good Luck.

1/25/2011 4:21:50 PM

Quote :

"old bay on a pizza? you have no clue what you are talking about"

What are you talking about, Willis. Lots of people put old bay on french fries. I mean LOTS.

1/25/2011 4:22:30 PM

in all honestly i think a french fry pizza would be an overload of bread-y substances

the dough + the fries seems like too much to me. but i'd still def TRY it.

no old bay please...other seasoning is fine. no sour cream. i'll take ranch, scallions, bacon, and just an olive oil base with the 7 layer cheese blend on top (ie: no nacho cheese).

so:
crust
olive oil
fries w/ seasoning
cheese blend melted on top
scallions
bacon. and it needs to be the good, thick cut, crispy kind.
green peppers and/or mushrooms might be ok i guess.

ranch for dipping. i prefer naturally fresh.

i mean, i just don't really see a lot of people ordering this ever because if they want cheese fries, they will go somewhere with cheese fries.

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 4:30 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2011 4:24:30 PM

sour cream on a pizza? gtfo

1/25/2011 4:24:34 PM

I'm going to go into extensive testing of this pizza.


I'll love to put chili as the base sauce but it's too time consuming and messy and I don't wanna mess with it.


Thanks khcadwal for your opinion. I'll reconsider nacho cheese, but nacho cheese is the best cheese ever.

TreeTwista... sour cream goes on all loaded baked potatos. This pizza is going to be a pizza version of the loaded baked potato.

Never fear! We make our pizzas from scratch. We can add and remove toppings to cater to everyone's likes and dislikes!

1/25/2011 4:40:02 PM

I prefer my loaded baked potatoes with cheese, butter, bacon and chives, personally

Some things should never go on pizza. Like cottage cheese.

1/25/2011 4:42:11 PM

I had a pizza the other day with goat cheese, scallops and pretzels.

Very good.

1/25/2011 4:43:18 PM

scallops and cheese should never mix


[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 4:45 PM. Reason : google "french fry pizza" About 344,000 results (0.22 seconds) ]

1/25/2011 4:44:53 PM

make this and profitt!

http://www.funandfoodcafe.com/2010/08/bbq-pizza-grilled-pizza-paneer.html

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 4:46 PM. Reason : dominos/pizza hut in India have this ]

1/25/2011 4:45:34 PM

^^wow, there are a lot of pizzas but they are all shitty. I can't even find one close to one that I made the other day.

Mine looks like something off Man vs Food.

1/25/2011 4:53:00 PM

oddly enough

my gis for french fry pizza returned a fat saps852 skiing

1/25/2011 4:54:16 PM

to answer the OP, it sounds disgusting.

1/25/2011 4:54:47 PM

ew i googled image searched it

ewwwww

nevermind

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 4:57 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2011 4:55:18 PM

What pizza place do you own? I'm intrigued with this french fry pizza.

1/25/2011 4:56:41 PM