SON.

Also, NOBODY HERE CAN FUCKING MATCH MY GOD DAMNED STEAK, SO DON'T EVEN TRY FOOL.

1/27/2011 2:56:06 PM

this little bitch cant even get a sear

or a plate

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 2:57 PM. Reason : for how "sharp" your knife is it cuts pretty fucking ragged]

1/27/2011 2:57:10 PM

The plate part should be obvious son, you do not cut on ceramic with a knife you don't wish to dull.

Also, as far as cooking the steak goes, the end result is what matters. I have plenty of other options for cooking the steak. I doubt you've even had a steak cooked like that.

That knife is not designed for food, lol. It's designed to make wounds that wont seal up on themselves. I simply used it for the hell of it.

I doubt you've ever cut food with a piece of zero chisel ground .260" CPM-S30V.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:00 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 2:58:12 PM

not seared enough outside
not pink enough inside

1/27/2011 2:59:29 PM

overcooked

poor marbling

shouldn't even need a knife that you're concerned about the blade, son

1/27/2011 2:59:51 PM

dude sitting on the couch taking photos of steak and pocket knives. would hate to be the fly on that wall

1/27/2011 3:01:17 PM

Dude, I realize the steak sucks. I don't actually think I can cook. It's sarcasm...

As far as the overcooked comment goes, no part of that steak was overcooked. I actually don't think you know what you're looking at, lol. It's not seared, it's been baked. It tastes far better than 99% of steaks I eat.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:02 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 3:01:21 PM

hahaha, are those dill seeds

1/27/2011 3:02:02 PM

I side with SaabTurbo here.

1/27/2011 3:02:32 PM

looks like shoe leather

also looks like you added your marinading liquid to the finished steak

1/27/2011 3:02:41 PM

No clue, it's that shit montreal steak seasoning son.

^ Dude, you have no clue what you're looking at, sorry to say. It was so tender it just mushed under the knife, lol.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:03 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 3:02:43 PM

you fail bro
steak is cooked on a GRILL, son.

the fuck outa here with your <i>cookie sheet</i>.

1/27/2011 3:03:28 PM

Yes, it was a failure. Clearly I don't actually think I can cook....

1/27/2011 3:03:59 PM

lap eater

1/27/2011 3:04:35 PM

actually im just posting because you're getting defensive

going against all the arrogance you tried to pull off with the op

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:05 PM. Reason : hah yeah it'd be funny if one of those knives sliced his pecker off through the paper plate]

1/27/2011 3:04:50 PM

It was sarcasm, not arrogance. The only people trying to pull off anything are the people trashing food when they don't even know what they're looking at.

I agree, that would be super awesome dude. I'd laugh so hard I'd shit bricks and then I'd post a picture of it son!

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:06 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 3:05:18 PM

how dull is your knife to not go through your paper plate soaked in meat juice.

1/27/2011 3:06:09 PM

What is that shit you put all over it? A good steak requires nothing more than salt and pepper.

1/27/2011 3:06:21 PM

Quote :

"Yes, it was a failure. Clearly I don't actually think I can cook...."

Quote :

"how dull is your knife to not go through your paper plate soaked in meat juice."

Have you ever actually used a sharp knife? You don't have to push down that hard. It allows lots of control.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:08 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 3:07:06 PM

i don't think OP checked the radar before posting - sure as fuck started a shitstorm telling all the well to do people on here what steak is about from an apartment on NCSU hahahahaha

1/27/2011 3:08:00 PM

Dude, if you took me seriously then you're a fool. That's all I can say here.

100% of what I post is sarcastic self humiliation. If you don't understand that I don't actually believe I've cooked good steak then you've completely missed every single thing I've ever done on this site. That is the problem with you fools. You think I take my threads on here seriously.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:10 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 3:09:08 PM

LOL

Saab has now added poor cooking to his arsenal of ways to troll people

1/27/2011 3:09:42 PM

i mean just look at the floor by the tower

or what i guess is the counter top in the 1st picture?

dude's thumb in the 2nd looks like Slave Famous's dong

1/27/2011 3:10:14 PM

that steak must have upset your tummy, ready for a nap?

1/27/2011 3:10:19 PM

I ate it days ago. No stomach problems whatsoever.

1/27/2011 3:10:58 PM

I dare you to tell pshoes that a filet is the best cut of beef

1/27/2011 3:11:37 PM

Quote :

"SWEET PAJAMAS, BRO"

1/27/2011 3:11:46 PM

Quote :

"i mean just look at the floor by the tower or what i guess is the counter top in the 1st picture?"

Dude, do you realize how dilapidated the home I live in is? It's not an apartment near NCSU. I have no problem with you trashing this place, I trash it too.


^ Thanks man, I love them so much I wear them out in public.

Quote :

"I dare you to tell pshoes that a filet is the best cut of beef"

Hey pilgrim's bitch, that filet is better than any beef you've ever fucking seen in your life. Feel free to come over any time bitch. I'll show you what real steak is.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:13 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 3:11:48 PM

^

^^^

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:12 PM. Reason : r]

1/27/2011 3:12:17 PM

lol settle down beavis we just playin

1/27/2011 3:12:28 PM

I'm not unsettled. Just explaining that I don't actually think this steak is good, I simply ate it because it was free.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:14 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 3:13:44 PM

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE SON?

1/27/2011 3:16:06 PM

DOUCHE-TTE?

1/27/2011 3:22:57 PM

What's funny is this dude actually used to spell it that way on his website. The dude who spelled it that way died a few weeks ago though.

Back to the knife though. We have a situation here in which you can't afford the knife, so you have to resort to trashing the most trivial of features in order to feel better about yourself. I understand son, it happens to the worst of us. Oh wait, I actually don't understand it....

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:25 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 3:23:58 PM

RIP DOUCHETTE

1/27/2011 3:24:31 PM

Well, he didn't die, it was the knife dealer who used to write his name incorrectly that died.

Anyway, hopefully someone in your close family will die and you'll make the mistake of posting it on here. We'll have fun with that, for sure.

1/27/2011 3:26:22 PM

i keep hoping

1/27/2011 3:27:19 PM

PAT DOUCETTE SOLD ME KNIFE PRODUCT CUT WITH DEWORMING AGENTS, THEN PAT DOUCETTE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE TO STEAL PAT DOUCETTE'S KNIFE PRODUCT THAT WAS SOLD TO ME IN WELLINGTON, FLORIDA BY PAT DOUCETTE, KNIFE TRAFFICKER.

PAT DOUCETTE'S KNIFE PRODUCT WAS NOT ONLY ILLEGALLY OBTAINED THROUGH FRAUD, I ONCE SAW PAT DOUCETTE TAKE HIS KNIFE PRODUCT (PAT DOUCETTE'S KNIFE) AND TURN PAT DOUCETTE'S KNIFE PRODUCT INTO PAT DOUCETTE SMOKABLE KNIFE PRODUCT, A.K.A. PAT DOUCETTE CRACK KNIFE. PAT DOUCETTE MAY BE THE SLIMIEST KNIFE DEALER IN WELLINGTON FLORIDA.

ON TOP OF SELLING CRACK KNIFE AND PAT DOUCETTE KNIFE PRODUCT, PAT DOUCETTE AND HIS KNIFE ROUTINELY CHEATS ON HIS RONI NIPPED WIFE WITH SOME DIRT KNIFE WHORE FOR PAT DOUCETTE KNIFE AND PAT DOUCETTE CRACK KNIFE IN WELLINGTON, FLORIDA, WHERE PAT DOUCETTE SELLS MOST OF PAT DOUCETTE KNIFE PRODUCT.

PAT DOUCETTE LOVES TO DO PAT DOUCETTE'S KNIFE AND HIT HIS DAUGTER WHEN PAT DOUCETTE RUNS OUT OF PAT DOUCETTE ROCK BASED KNIFE PRODUCT.

1/27/2011 3:28:46 PM

I've never heard of Pat Doucette.....

Nice meme though son.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 3:29 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 3:29:18 PM

Nobody will ever match this steak.

Your critiques are ill formed and you have no understanding of cuisine. One day I will run the food industry singlehandedly. I will run it with an iron fist. If you show up in my kitchen, you will be immediately beheaded, kept alive and then fed your own body in raw form.

1/27/2011 3:35:57 PM

least entertaining user ever.

1/27/2011 4:00:12 PM

Sounds like I've done my job well then.

There's a reason I roll out wit fat stacks and you don't son.



[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 4:01 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 4:00:30 PM