my roommate asked me where to buy a detox kit for weed. i have no idea, i told him probably GNC but i would ask the internets. so, internets, what say you?

2/2/2011 6:12:02 PM

water and 30 days

2/2/2011 6:13:08 PM

the ole "how to fake pass a drug test" thread, this aint been done before

2/2/2011 6:13:19 PM

unless they're doing a hair strand test

then ya gotta wait it out awhile, yea?

2/2/2011 6:13:37 PM

he doesn't know what kind of test, said he assumes piss test. he says he doesn't have 30 days.

i told him to just smoke until he forgets about it

oh, he found them online but wants to know where to buy locally

[Edited on February 2, 2011 at 6:16 PM. Reason : k]

2/2/2011 6:15:57 PM

maybe he should just stop smoking weed

2/2/2011 6:19:36 PM

most head shops carry these- there are multiple on hillsborough fwiw

and if he wants to do a test run, they sell drug test kits at most drugs stores (ie: CVS), so if he feels like wasting some money to test it out, that is always an option

2/2/2011 6:19:44 PM

They are like 70 bucks and will do the job in a week. I don't know where you would get them around here though. Tell him to go to a smoke shop and ask they always seem to know. On a side note these things I just said are all rumors and were told to me.

2/2/2011 6:22:36 PM

if he's dumb enough to smoke within such a short time frame of a test then he doesn't deserve the position or whatever it is he is wanting

2/2/2011 6:23:54 PM

Quote :

"the ole "how to fake pass a drug test" thread, this aint been done before"

does it really matter if it's been done before?

2/2/2011 6:23:59 PM

my roomate

right.

2/2/2011 6:25:43 PM

I've heard not doing drugs is the best way to pass a drug test. But that may just be a rumor.

2/2/2011 6:28:02 PM

Any friend that is smoking so close in relation to potential drug testing deserves to not get the job, bc he is a retard. That said take a 500 mg 'flushing' Niacin, gnc, it's basically vitamin B12, every night and drink a ton of cranberry juice. Chug a Strip, $50 at gnc, on way to work/piss location. Depending on the test, and his levels, you will either get a dillute or pass. Some employers consider a dilute a fail so keep that in mind, others will retest you which should only help considering it will buy him more time to allow his body to process the thc. Does he have a fast metabolism?

2/2/2011 6:29:11 PM

they dont work

clean urine
a travel liquid bottle
and a pair of toasty toes does

2/2/2011 6:29:43 PM

LOL. I did a month of occupational medicine and we make you pull out your wang, pull up shirt to expose belly, stand to the side of the toilet, and then give sample. The days of the bottle/wizzinator/etc. are long gone.

2/2/2011 6:43:05 PM

i bet you loved that job

2/2/2011 6:43:53 PM

fermata is a cock looker

2/2/2011 6:46:00 PM

Just trying to drop some real-life knowledge.

As mentioned earlier, simply not using within a certain time-frame before the test is the best way to pass it. The federal standard for transportation just changed recently to include ecstacy. I seriously doubt many truck drivers are scoring their stashes at raves but there you have it.

2/2/2011 6:50:23 PM

the drinks used to work but as far as i know they can't sell anything effective anymore.

2/2/2011 6:51:44 PM

pre-occupational drug screens are not that invasive fermat.

2/2/2011 6:54:43 PM

if he's getting the cheek swab then he is screwed

2/2/2011 7:10:11 PM

cheek swab only detects back like 2 days

2/2/2011 7:11:59 PM

labcorp sends you in a bathroom by yourself with the door closed

2/2/2011 7:13:21 PM

He meant cheek swab with a dick. So like, "mouth-screwed."

2/2/2011 7:13:37 PM

^^^^^

Not always true. There is a spectrum and you should be prepared for the worst.

2/2/2011 7:21:56 PM

Quote :

"pre-occupational drug screens are not that invasive fermat."

Most companies (at least in my field) will just send you over to labcorp (or one of their competitors) and they just make you go in to a bathroom and pee in the cup (unsupervised).

I can imagine there are plenty of companies that will be a little more intense, but for the most part I think it is pretty laid back

2/2/2011 7:27:00 PM

nothing a cup of bleach can't fix.

2/2/2011 7:29:45 PM

Eat lots of red meat in the days before the test (or take a lot of creatine supplements).

The day of, drink enough water so that you are pissing clear.

An hour before the test, take some Vitamin B (B6 or B12, I forget) so that your piss is yellow and not clear.

You'll either pass or it will register as diluted. But diluted isn't a failed test and you can probably take it again if you plead ignorance.

2/2/2011 7:32:09 PM

If he tests Monday, does he do the cleanse now?

2/2/2011 7:40:31 PM

did it back in college. went to a head shop (i believe infinity's end in charlotte), bought a package of pills for something like $20. it was something like take one pill every 30 min or hour or something, along with 2 or 3 tall glasses of water. my piss looked obviously fucked up, but i passed. i don't think i even really took a break from smoking either. tell your friend to start drinking a shitload of water anyway.

2/2/2011 8:08:15 PM

Quote :

"LOL. I did a month of occupational medicine and we make you pull out your wang, pull up shirt to expose belly, stand to the side of the toilet, and then give sample. The days of the bottle/wizzinator/etc. are long gone."

One of my friends used a cleaned out Elmer's Glue bottle held upside down by a little pocket sewn into his boxers less than 6 months ago.

The funny thing is he doesn't even piss out of his dick normally due to some severe issues at birth. He has a catheter he sticks in a hole where his belly button was. So he was basically faking something he has never actually done.

2/2/2011 9:03:40 PM

potheads dont deserve to live!!!

2/2/2011 9:06:51 PM

my roomate

right.

2/2/2011 9:12:26 PM

i didn't read this because people don't actually answer, but usually just say stupid shit about not doing drugs, but i've always heard lots of niacin just before it.. you'll probably turn kinda red though

2/2/2011 9:18:21 PM

My sister is a nurse at an elementary school. PM me your address and I will have her FedEx some kid piss to you, I mean to your roomate.

2/2/2011 9:23:41 PM

i'm not trying to pretend like i never smoke, but i don't ever have a reason to take a piss test. i've got no reason to pretend its not me.

2/2/2011 11:57:47 PM

cat hater

2/3/2011 12:03:06 AM

2/3/2011 12:20:11 AM

the information by OopsPowSrprs is the most relevant to your interests. the only thing I would add to his statement is that your roommate should also eat a high fiber diet in the days before because that will pull out particles that are in his bloodstream so that they do not get reabsorbed into his fat tissue.

do they not sell the drinks any more in those three shops on hillsborough street? my roommate in college used to go there all the time and they always worked.

2/3/2011 8:22:32 AM

If you were to blast off and provided a constant video feed as you distance yourself from Earth, what happens to the video feed as you get further away?

When you start from Earth, your stream has no lag. By the time you got as far as Moon orbit, you have 1.3 seconds lag. How can the video be broken/slo-mo when it was broadcast in real-time? The 20th day of video is broadcast 10 days after the 10th, and it would arrive at Earth 10 days after the 10th day as well.

Even if you could travel at the speed of light, retain your form/senses/whatever, and keep transmitting, the data from 1 second ago is 186,282 miles behind you. But that 1-second old data will still be received 1 second after the present data on Earth.

So basically:
the broadcast is in real-time
the viewers see the broadcast in the same real-time scale (because transmission at the speed of light is way faster than your measly pre-warp spacecraft)
BUT
both things happening in the same timescale would mean instantaneous transmission across space, no matter the distance.


2nd question:
If you were traveling at the speed of light away from the earth, would you be able to transmit electromagnetic signals back to earth? Would they just "sit" motionless in space? I guess the question could also be "does the sound of a sonic boom transmit directly backwards from the direction of travel?" Wake from a boat doesn't, and I'd say light/sound wake doesn't either.

Seems like my 2nd question would answer my 1st

2/3/2011 8:43:59 AM

^

2/3/2011 8:47:15 AM

^^

2/3/2011 8:56:30 AM

My roommate also had this problem. He researched it a lot on the internet and found these things below. Personally, I would recommend that you do not do drugs because they are bad. And you don't have to worry about not passing a drug test. DRUGS ARE BAD.



1. exercise , thc deposits are found in fat, the more fat you burn the less thc you have

2. liquids, drink a lot of liquids as soon as possible. Two days before drink a lot of liquids. On the day/morning of do not drink too many liquids.

3. Drinking those liquids lowers your creatine levels, too low of creatine levels can show that you have tampered with your urine and therefore result in a failed drug test. To offset this eat tuna or meats two days before your test ( not a ton but enough ).

4. Always piss 2-3 times before your drug test in the morning. DO NOT drink a ton of liquids the morning of. Just enough to allow you to piss 2-3 times.

5. Take a multi vitamin and a half to color your pee yellow ( B-12 ). Drink gatorade, orange juice too ( part of step #4 )




[Edited on February 3, 2011 at 9:43 AM. Reason : x]

2/3/2011 9:40:07 AM

if you exercised wouldn't that just mean more thc metabolites in your piss?

2/3/2011 10:14:47 AM

Quote :

"unless they're doing a hair strand test"

I'd be highly surprised if they were since they cost $texas compared to the pee test. Unless it's the government, they love to spend money on stupid shit.

2/3/2011 10:25:14 AM

the company he works for decided to start drug testing, he's been there for a couple years and they have never tested before so that's why he got caught off guard. he doesn't know for sure that he will have to, but some of his coworkers have been asked to go on Monday.

2/3/2011 10:27:25 AM

That sucks Most drug testing in the office is a waste of money.

2/3/2011 10:30:59 AM

i took a pre-employment drug screen 3 years ago, at one of those standard places. it was a private bathroom, with door closed. no one watched me. i could have totally substituted someone else's piss, if i cared to.

2/3/2011 10:40:33 AM

If you could stop time, would you freeze to death? If everything but you stopped moving would it get super cold, or would your body not lose heat, or what

2/4/2011 2:36:59 PM

Just another way for big companies to throw you under the bus and absolve themselves of liabilities.

2/4/2011 2:46:34 PM