you can't explain it

2/4/2011 9:45:51 PM

It cannot be explained.

2/4/2011 9:46:33 PM

Act of God.

2/4/2011 9:48:25 PM

Hahaha, anybody see this on the Colbert Report last night?

2/4/2011 9:57:31 PM

Fucking tides. How do they work?

2/4/2011 11:09:59 PM

Well if the tides were so easy to explain people wouldnt get bodied by rip currents

2/5/2011 1:57:42 AM

^^ahahahaha best post

2/5/2011 2:04:46 AM

^agreed

2/5/2011 2:05:59 AM

Quote :

"Like all great theologies, Bill's can be boiled down to one sentence: There must be a god, because I don't know how things work."

Quote :

"Thank you Bill O'Reily for giving my life meaning. You're like St. Thomas Aquinous......in that your understanding of the world is also from the 13th century."

[Edited on February 5, 2011 at 2:48 AM. Reason : .]

2/5/2011 2:41:38 AM

^quoting Colbert, FYI

2/5/2011 2:54:48 AM

Clearly Bill O'Reilly is a fan of ICP. Clearly.

2/5/2011 6:07:44 AM

Is there video of this?! I'm pretty sure I learned this shit in like 1st or 2nd grade.

2/5/2011 8:30:21 AM

^

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/370183/january-06-2011/bill-o-reilly-proves-god-s-existence---neil-degrasse-tyson

http://www.goddiscussion.com/40194/bill-oreillys-war-on-science-it-more-faith-to-not-believe/

2/5/2011 8:35:21 AM

where does the sun go at night?

2/5/2011 8:44:10 AM

lol how do these people get jobs where they discuss things they have no idea about?

2/5/2011 11:04:51 AM

you walk into Fox News and ask for an application

2/5/2011 11:12:03 AM

Quote :

"you walk into Fox News and ask for an application they put you on TV"

2/5/2011 11:18:02 AM

Why do we have a moon, but Mars doesn't?

2/5/2011 1:27:19 PM

Epic carlface.

2/5/2011 1:34:17 PM

do you guys think he really doesn't understand how the tide works? the dude is trolling all of you.

2/5/2011 2:05:49 PM

I'm never surprised by how much wool people are ready and willing to pull over their own eyes in order to claim religious piety. It truly disgusts me.

2/5/2011 2:13:52 PM

I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas

2/5/2011 2:55:32 PM