You have until I finish dinner and get back to my apt.

do I :

a: go downtown by myself and hope to find somewhere interesting to go
or
b: do I stay home and play vidya games?

PS. I am in DC

2/11/2011 7:35:37 PM

Oh, you live in DC, then it should be easy:

if you are female:
go outside and get raped and mugged

if you are male:
go outside and get mugged and possibly raped

2/11/2011 7:38:41 PM

go to Murphys in Old Town, get tanked, tell em Jaybee1200 sent you

2/11/2011 7:41:03 PM

don't forget the other option...if you are a scary dude: go outside and rape chicks/mug dudes (or rape pretty dudes).

2/11/2011 7:43:01 PM

Kris sounds like a little bitch.

I can only imagine that he walks around with this pussified look on his face, as if to say "I'm defenseless. Please mug me, and then wash your penis off in my mouth"

2/11/2011 7:43:56 PM

its true, twas the only way i washed my genitals in college.

2/11/2011 7:44:43 PM

I don't live in the hood. DC sucks.

2/11/2011 7:45:35 PM

It would appear as if you're mildly retarded.

2/11/2011 7:48:05 PM

EMCE only hates on Kris because EMCE is an avid fan of Scrubs

2/11/2011 7:49:20 PM

he's mad because Kris, like George W, doesn't care about black people.

2/11/2011 7:51:06 PM

Nah, bruh

I'm hatin' because DC is my hometown... and I currently live in the DC metro area...
And because I haven't heard any reason, beyond some pussified and terrified cop out, of why DC sucks.

2/11/2011 7:51:32 PM

traffic

2/11/2011 7:51:53 PM

metro

2/11/2011 7:52:07 PM

ok so the running tally is:

a: 0 ( well 1 if you count Alexandria )
b: 0
... Kris is a bitch : 1
get raped : 1
rape : 1

neck and neck

2/11/2011 7:52:50 PM

2/11/2011 7:52:51 PM

not just the traffic, but the dumbass stoplight patterns

[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 7:53 PM. Reason : and the cost of living, sheesh (and the politicians obviously)]

2/11/2011 7:53:01 PM

seriously... I was on the metro earlier. I don't recall much traffic holding me up. And come to think of it, I don't think we hit one single traffic light.


*shrug*

2/11/2011 7:54:23 PM

Quote :

"It would appear as if you're mildly retarded."

2/11/2011 7:54:57 PM

IIRC, that was a bitch ass dinosaur.

he wasn't nearly as thuggish as Denver.

2/11/2011 7:56:20 PM

EMCE you can defend your city without acting like the traffic on the roads and streets isn't bad

also, Kris thinks this chick is "average"



[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 7:57 PM. Reason : .]

2/11/2011 7:56:33 PM

Denver had to be a thug, he was the LAST dinosaur. saw lots of his peoplez go, nawmean.

2/11/2011 7:57:37 PM

ITT: people who think rush hour on 495 = traffic in DC

also metro

pls to really vote ( this means you EMCE )

2/11/2011 7:58:24 PM

go to a local bar to have some dinner & get to know the bartenders. it might be a good way to meet some people in the area to be social with.



[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 7:59 PM. Reason : oh, you already had dinner. next time you should follow my plan.]

2/11/2011 7:59:06 PM

2/11/2011 7:59:08 PM

Wait




wat?

2/11/2011 8:00:22 PM

A

or maybe get raped. I am bad with decisions.

2/11/2011 8:01:19 PM

Dude, just go out to Front Page in Dupont Circle. I've never NOT had a good time there.

Or stroll around Adams Morgan.

2/11/2011 8:01:27 PM

FUCK YOUR THREAD

2/11/2011 8:01:50 PM

is this a mr morgan...who does some rapin'?

2/11/2011 8:02:16 PM

you know why that was a great show kris? cuz they were like regular people...except they were dinosaurs.

2/11/2011 8:02:56 PM

plus


not the momma

2/11/2011 8:03:38 PM

twoozles currently at a bar finishing dinner. so phase one in progress.
EMCE I have heard of this front page. might me time for it.
Skwinkle glad you are looking out for me

2/11/2011 8:04:40 PM

Quote :

"Oh, you live in DC, then it should be easy: if you are female: go outside and get raped and mugged if you are male: go outside and get mugged and possibly raped"

you forgot AIDS. you will definitely get AIDS in these scenarios.

oh and i say go out, if you haven't made up your mind already. you can do both...go out for a little, if you aren't feeling it, come back and play video games.

2/11/2011 8:11:11 PM

DC is a great great city, and like Atlanta, traffic isnt bad at all if you are in the actual city

2/11/2011 8:13:17 PM

^^this would be true if it didn't take me 40 mins to get downtown

[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 8:14 PM. Reason : carrots]

2/11/2011 8:13:34 PM

Eh, going out by yourself sucks. I'd just play video games.

2/11/2011 8:13:46 PM

going out by yourself doesn't always suck. MEET NEW FRIENDS!!!

2/11/2011 8:17:03 PM

so, skwinkle voted and kadwackle half voted...



granted that is a 1.5 for a and 1 for b

2/11/2011 8:17:33 PM

Obviously, you need to come to Raleigh and stop worrying about your bitch ass-dog.

2/11/2011 8:18:39 PM

gonna let her become feral?

I h8 you

actually kadwackle ruined everything and made it 1.5 for both.

[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 8:21 PM. Reason : mad]

2/11/2011 8:20:11 PM

go somewhere with quarter pool tables, challenge someone, find a random pool partner, etc. boom friends

2/11/2011 8:20:36 PM

fuck yo dog

[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 8:21 PM. Reason : she's a dumbass anyway. ]

[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 8:22 PM. Reason : fuck yo' couch too]

2/11/2011 8:21:43 PM

Going out by yourself isn't all bad.

I can't tell you how many times I've been sitting at the bar watching a game, and met the girls sitting next to me...

2/11/2011 8:22:41 PM

or find a bar with old arcade games and go play

you can meet people that way too

do you not have 1 friend to go out with? even a quasi friend?

2/11/2011 8:23:57 PM

I mean I've gone out by myself to watch a game if I couldn't watch it at my place. But I just can't go and hang out somewhere by myself.

2/11/2011 8:26:38 PM

I am sure I could meet up with one of the guys I work with who is drunk 90% of the time. this is something I can only do once a week

also EMCE ?

Aaron: fuck you

2/11/2011 8:26:48 PM

Usually when I go out by myself, I'm going out to eat dinner

of course, I sit at the bar.... cause no one is with me


then SHAZAAAAM! Someone sits down next to me, strikes up a conversation, and we end up drinking and talking the night away.
Then...penetration.

[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 8:28 PM. Reason : yeah, we will hang out sometime man. tonight's not the night tho]

[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 8:28 PM. Reason : also, kadwackle has lovely knees]

2/11/2011 8:27:55 PM

^ Who penetrates who, though?

[Edited on February 11, 2011 at 8:30 PM. Reason : FUCK YOU SEAN. HAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

2/11/2011 8:29:54 PM

I'm sick and tired of you goddamn gay bashers

2/11/2011 8:31:16 PM

I am currently sitting at the bar watching a 9 year old kill some MJ

again FffffffgfffUuuuuuuuuu Aaron

2/11/2011 8:32:04 PM