Her: I want you to come over but I just met you
Me: yeah, that's right
Her: it wouldnt be right
Me: it's alright... It's the 90s and this is New Jack City
Her: what?


Results to come

2/12/2011 1:28:55 AM

pls guys i have a match tonight

2/12/2011 1:30:28 AM

You are not getting laid.

2/12/2011 1:43:54 AM

Jury is still out. Report back later. Bye

2/12/2011 1:47:12 AM

Quote :

"You are not getting laid."

2/12/2011 1:47:37 AM

No. Jury is in. Lamest pick-up line ever.

You should ask, "If we were two squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

At least then it's somewhat clever

2/12/2011 1:48:24 AM

Congrats. You're a faggot.

2/12/2011 1:51:00 AM

she wanted you to come sit around the house because her heater is broken


like around the house




get it








insulation

2/12/2011 2:38:24 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2/12/2011 4:25:03 AM

success!

2/12/2011 4:38:32 AM

What, picking up her neighbor's wifi?

2/12/2011 4:45:33 AM

I call bullshit

2/12/2011 6:09:14 AM

Odds are this chick doesn't remember the 90s.

2/12/2011 9:52:30 AM