Here's how you play:

1) Make up a stupid fetish.
2) Go to your favorite search engine.
3) Search for your made-up fetish.
4) See if it actually exists.
5) Post results if so!


For example:

Itchy wool sweaters fetish in google yields:

http://laughingsquid.com/introducing-woolies-people-with-a-wool-clothing-fetish/
complete with priceless picture:

2/12/2011 11:21:39 AM

pass

2/12/2011 11:23:32 AM

http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/forums/

2/12/2011 11:24:22 AM

ugh i searched for macaroni and cheese fetish AND fried chicken fetish and got nothing

boooo



[Edited on February 12, 2011 at 11:26 AM. Reason : .]

2/12/2011 11:25:16 AM

That was the first thing that came to mind as well, Joie.

2/12/2011 11:25:38 AM

2/12/2011 11:27:01 AM

fried chicken fetish?!

of course i cheated and searched for fried chicken sex

2/12/2011 11:28:40 AM

i looked at that sneeze forum for a minute and now i'm confused and unsettled.

2/12/2011 11:28:53 AM

holy shit the idea of a macaroni and cheese fetish is killing me right now

2/12/2011 11:29:06 AM

hahaha

that macaroni and cheese fetish was the first thing i thought of. FIND A PICTURE OF IT. i tried. surely someone has one. mmmm cheesy goodness.

there are just plain old cheese fetishes, but i want macaroni!


[Edited on February 12, 2011 at 11:35 AM. Reason : .]

2/12/2011 11:33:49 AM

^i saw that ahahahaha



and also

http://www.macrophile.com/

2/12/2011 11:38:37 AM

"velcro fetish"

http://heelhunt.com/questions-answers/qa-my-new-boyfriend-has-a-velcro-shoe-fetish-where-can-i-find-velcro-stripper-shoes

2/12/2011 11:39:02 AM

Quote :

"VELCRO STRIPPER SHOES"

2/12/2011 11:41:16 AM

catheter fetish


[Edited on February 12, 2011 at 11:42 AM. Reason : .]

2/12/2011 11:41:50 AM

2/12/2011 11:44:31 AM

macrophilia

...i guess you could say it is one giant fetish

harharhar

2/12/2011 11:44:48 AM

HOLY SHIT




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing



WTF?!?!

2/12/2011 11:45:36 AM

^christ.

I remember reading about that back in the day on somethingawful. They had screenshots of forums about people trying to contract HIV and such. One post had a father trying to set up his son being raped by an HIV positive dude.

2/12/2011 11:49:58 AM

2/12/2011 11:52:08 AM

"toilet paper fetish"

http://isitnormal.com/story/toilet-paper-fetish-13315/

Quote :

"Ever since i was little i always had this wierd interest in eating toilet paper. When i was 13 i decided to go for it and try it and ever since then i have been eating it religiously. I am now 28 years old and eat about 2-3 rolls a day. The doctor says i am perfectly healthy but i want to stop but i am soo addicted. It's almost like trying to quit smoking. "

ahahahahahaha

also in the comments:

Quote :

"Eating toilet paper makes you have a self wiping ass... "

2/12/2011 11:53:32 AM

a friend of mine

went home with this girl and she pulled out a bucket of fried chicken from under the bed and ate some to calm her anxiety before getting busy

2/12/2011 12:56:35 PM

balloon fetish...wtf?

2/12/2011 1:52:16 PM

^^^ that's a disorder called Pica

2/12/2011 2:04:53 PM

i have an irrational fear of balloons. hate those things.

2/12/2011 2:07:16 PM

2/12/2011 2:09:25 PM

apotemnophilia

2/12/2011 2:15:32 PM

^^^i don't think you and that nice lady would be getting it on then

[Edited on February 12, 2011 at 2:17 PM. Reason : ]

2/12/2011 2:17:33 PM

I have a marlndarln fetish

2/12/2011 2:25:42 PM

I have the maiesiophili mos def.

2/12/2011 2:26:02 PM