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2/13/2011 1:36:49 PM

Your moms, B.

Your moms.

2/13/2011 1:41:25 PM

Yo dawg, I just got this new dick. Shit is tight, son.

2/13/2011 1:42:32 PM

a "new" one? How does one acquire such an item?

[Edited on February 13, 2011 at 2:15 PM. Reason : maybe you meant artificial dick? or "dick" as in a new boyfriend?]

2/13/2011 2:14:35 PM

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2/13/2011 3:01:21 PM

2/13/2011 3:06:08 PM

Well merbig, I guess you could start by sucking your new boyfriend's dick or letting your new boyfriend put it in your b-hole. Whatever floats your ~boat.

2/13/2011 3:08:05 PM

no you should ravage his asshole and express awe when his dick perks up and starts spurtin'

2/13/2011 3:10:58 PM

Say "New Dick" ten times fast without saying Nude Dick

2/13/2011 3:16:56 PM

branigan

2/13/2011 3:41:03 PM

branigan

2/13/2011 3:41:59 PM

it's fun to pajowa things

2/13/2011 3:43:20 PM

2/13/2011 3:44:21 PM

hehehe....b-hole. I first read that and thought it stood for "bitch-hole," which also made me laugh.

hehehe....b-hole

2/13/2011 3:47:42 PM