because I had a thread to burn and he was the last one to post that I saw

also, he seems alright

2/14/2011 6:18:18 PM

He is sarcastic and always prepared for zombie attack.

I dig him.

2/14/2011 6:19:37 PM

His name does not deliver, not only is he generally cheery, but he is in no way associated with the Government of Panama.

2/14/2011 6:24:37 PM

This is awesome. You guys are making me blush.

[Edited on February 14, 2011 at 6:26 PM. Reason : Use your verbs, Grumpy]

2/14/2011 6:26:09 PM

I am a fan.

2/14/2011 6:26:18 PM

He was the reason I made my first post on TWW.

Because I was like "I gotta get in on this zombie thread."

2/14/2011 6:28:35 PM

The zombie thread blew up in ways I never would have expected, and will one day be responsible for saving many lives.

I'm still more proud of the Chichwak fiasco and making talktolizzy cry, quit the internet, make her mom yell at the mods, and probably kill herself.

2/14/2011 6:29:58 PM

i dont recall that

stop and elaborate

2/14/2011 7:08:59 PM

he seems cool

[Edited on February 14, 2011 at 7:30 PM. Reason : ]

2/14/2011 7:30:03 PM

He is Ronald Reagan cool.

2/14/2011 7:31:33 PM

Bigman --

Several years ago someone was asking for advice about how to save money on vet bills, and this lizzy bitch comes in and starts insulting the dude and saying that nobody should be allowed to own a pet unless they could afford the absolute best care for it and generally being a bitch. For some reason her behavior sent me to new heights of rage that led me to start harassing her, a task made simple by the fact that she was not terribly bright and, better still, had posted a picture of herself in her photo gallery that revealed her to be a disgusting yellow-toothed she-beast of substantial heft and ugliness.

She put up a little bit of a fight, then started crying and quit the wolfweb. The next day her mom e-mailed somebody in charge at the time and pitched a bitch fit, and whoever she yelled at deleted all the threads and any new ones I attempted to create. Sadly, all the best bits are lost to history now.

2/14/2011 7:35:08 PM

He's interesting.

2/14/2011 7:35:19 PM

*goes looking in the trash bin*

Quote :

"For fuck's sake, bitch, your picture is worth a thousand words, and all of them are variations on the phrase "fugly lard-ass." And I don't even say "fugly." I hate that word. That's how much it applies to you, that I had to actually use it. You look like something people use either to frighten little children or prevent themselves from having an orgasm, depending on the situation. Your grasp of the English language is elementary at best and virtually nonexistant at worst, repeatedly undermining your transparently false claims to a superior education and occupation. What manner of self-respecting company employs someone who can't slap together a cogent sentence? One that's looking to brighten up their office with a pretty face. In other words, in your case, none."

[Edited on February 14, 2011 at 7:51 PM. Reason : booyah]

2/14/2011 7:48:25 PM

I'll love him forever if he never stops drinking.

2/14/2011 7:52:11 PM

Quote :

"I'm still more proud of the Chichwak fiasco and making talktolizzy cry, quit the internet, make her mom yell at the mods, and probably kill herself."

hahaha you'll have to tell me that story on Wednesday.

[Edited on February 14, 2011 at 8:00 PM. Reason : nevermind you described it above]

2/14/2011 7:59:55 PM

Ahaha bigman that's twice you've made my day.

My favorite part of the whole thing was my suggesting that she'd have to lose "a dozen furlongs of ugly" to even look human, and jackleg seemed to about shit himself with glee at the phrase.

Quote :

"I'll love him forever if he never stops drinking."

Well then...
...prepare to love me forever.

2/14/2011 8:06:44 PM

aha, that was one of my favorite threads

it resulted in a few mods PMing me, and telling me to calm it down cause the police were getting involved or something


also, [user]grumpgop[/user] is cool. I think I met him once at GREEN JAY's place.

2/14/2011 8:08:27 PM

I will keep bttting this thread for a while. Be aware.

And EMCE, we have met, but I don't believe it was there.

2/15/2011 1:23:40 AM

Grumpy and I are alcoholics of quite different stripes

2/15/2011 1:31:32 AM

I'm almost positive that it was

2/15/2011 7:23:48 AM

Quote :

"And lizzy. Poor, wretched lizzy. When your brilliant gambit of calling us all "faggots" failed to force back the unceasing but oh-so-deserved onslaught, you put it in all caps. Who can know how that last-ditch effort fell short of teaching us our lesson? You claimed to not have eaten on a given day. We both know that's a lie. In claiming to be substantially more attractive today than in your pictures you purported to have lost at least a hundred pounds and a dozen furlongs of ugly in only a year, and I'm not buying that, either. If your brother had any of the qualities necessary to attract a wife, we can safely say that you are adopted, probably from the animal shelter."

2/15/2011 7:41:35 AM

Grumpy is a classy individual whom I'd be honored to meet one day.

2/15/2011 9:52:14 AM

he's going to grow up to be like Sam on Burn Notice

i say this only because of the hawaiian shirts

2/15/2011 9:53:24 AM

Haha, the Sam connection has been made before. Subtract the part about being a super bad-ass who constantly convinces rich women to bang him and we're pretty much the same person.

And thank you for digging up the furlong quote, I haven't seen that in years. Damn. Looking at some of the news stories since it's probably lucky that I didn't get charged with a crime for that, thereby bringing TWW even more free publicity on WRAL!

2/15/2011 10:13:00 AM

the Chickwack Affair was brilliant.

with props to Ambrosia (pbuh) for the assist.

2/15/2011 10:43:48 AM

Indeed.

evan was also essential...he did all of the poster work.

I remember being very happy that the day after the victory there was a thread to the effect of, "Remind me never to piss grumpy off"

2/15/2011 10:52:47 AM

yeah, ambrosia's stakeout and evan's posters were key. of course none of it would have happened without your taking charge and rallying the troops.

2/15/2011 11:18:04 AM

Which in and of itself would not have happened had my own personal "Deep Throat" not given me the information needed to launch my jihad.

2/15/2011 12:00:31 PM

bttt

2/19/2011 10:18:29 AM

In for the appreciation

He was also very nice and fun to hang out with IRL.

[Edited on February 19, 2011 at 11:22 AM. Reason : df]

2/19/2011 11:20:44 AM

A scholar and a gentleman. A visionary and wordsmith whose savoir faire is unmatched and uncontested.

Here's to GrumpyGOP.

2/20/2011 3:51:24 PM

I remember Grumpy invited me to join him in the Chichwak shenanigans. My favorite quote of him: 'Tonight, men, we have done God's work' or something like that.

2/20/2011 6:11:24 PM

Quote :

"You claimed to not have eaten on a given day. We both know that's a lie. In claiming to be substantially more attractive today than in your pictures you purported to have lost at least a hundred pounds and a dozen furlongs of ugly in only a year, and I'm not buying that, either. If your brother had any of the qualities necessary to attract a wife, we can safely say that you are adopted, probably from the animal shelter.""

hahahaha

2/20/2011 6:16:07 PM