NAME THEM

barbecue sauce
honey barbecue sauce
A-1
Lee and Perrins steak sauce
ranch
parmesan ranch
bacon ranch
peppercorn ranch
chipotle sauce

2/15/2011 9:22:20 PM

blood and feces

2/15/2011 9:23:26 PM

I like to mix ketchup mustard and mayo.

I also like bojos honeymustard.

I also like to dip them in bluecheese if they have hot wing sauce on them

2/15/2011 9:24:04 PM

You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise. I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

2/15/2011 9:24:57 PM

MASHED POTATOES!!!!!!11

2/15/2011 9:25:25 PM

mayo
ketchup+mayo
honey mustard
bbq sauce
frostie

2/15/2011 9:27:53 PM

brava sauce

2/15/2011 9:31:18 PM

Quote :

"MASHED POTATOES!!!!!!11"

GRAVY

2/15/2011 9:50:23 PM

polynesian sauce (chic-fil-a)

2/15/2011 9:50:40 PM

Whatever the fuck that sauce is when you get fries at Jasmin. I wake up some days craving that shit.

2/15/2011 9:51:37 PM

the orange stuff at jasmin is just called jasmin sauce, they dont have a name for it other than that. Get some fetta cheese, lemon juice, and the red seasoning on them also. Its amazing

2/15/2011 9:55:20 PM

OMG, I fucking love that sauce. I know it's got a decent amount of mayonnaise in it and that kind of grosses me out, but it's so damn good. I don't care. I have no idea what else they put in it.

2/15/2011 9:56:59 PM

where are all the crazy ketchup lovers? i know they are out there...i've seen them.

2/15/2011 9:58:14 PM

Ketchup is for lovers

2/15/2011 10:01:33 PM

You rang?

NOTHING is better than ketchup on fries.

2/15/2011 10:02:07 PM

Jasmin's mayonnaise based sauce is better by x1,000,000

2/15/2011 10:03:29 PM

Nearly anything. Ketchup masks the natural flavor. Only shitty fries improve with ketchup.

2/15/2011 10:04:34 PM

French fries are just a vehicle for my ketchup.

2/15/2011 10:05:06 PM

^ gross

2/15/2011 10:05:38 PM

I like to eat ketchup by itself. Sometimes I eat it right out of the packet.

2/15/2011 10:06:29 PM

I admit, after I empty a packet, I lick the remaining ketchup off

2/15/2011 10:08:38 PM

Congratulations, you have the palate of a toddler.

2/15/2011 10:08:57 PM

I've been known to bring my own freakin' ketchup to people's houses that have none.

*cough*Z*cough*

2/15/2011 10:10:38 PM

I do the same thing with KY and duct tape.

2/15/2011 10:11:56 PM

Oh, Matt has plenty of that lying around the house.

2/15/2011 10:12:24 PM

texas pete.

ketchup is for onion rings.

2/15/2011 10:12:36 PM

that Remington Grill sauce

2/15/2011 10:13:41 PM

Texas pete is a tricky wicket....

there was no ketchup last week when I was having my omlette so i dumped some on. it was a little spicy for what i wanted in my mouth at the time, but there was something about it that i just couldn't stop eating. now i put it on tons of stuff. what is in this crap, crack?

2/15/2011 10:14:49 PM

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"that Remington Grill sauce"

YES. I purposely get sandwiches for the fries for that sauce when I go there!

[Edited on February 15, 2011 at 10:15 PM. Reason : ^^^^ quit telling my secrets wench!]

2/15/2011 10:15:33 PM

nothing tops ketchup on fries

2/15/2011 10:15:33 PM

^^^i think so. i have a gallon of it in my pantry.

and not a single packet, bottle or any other container of ketchup in the entire house.

[Edited on February 15, 2011 at 10:16 PM. Reason : k]

2/15/2011 10:16:01 PM

Hand made ranch dressing at capital club 16 wins this thread hands down and I don't usually like ranch on anything but hot wings.

And malt vinegar

Tx Pete is good shit I make chicken with it that glows Pete orange then slice it and throw it on top of a good Alfredo pasta.... Yummy.

[Edited on February 15, 2011 at 10:20 PM. Reason : .]

2/15/2011 10:17:08 PM

Quote :

"that Remington Grill sauce"

nom nom nom nom...miss that stuff so much!!!

2/15/2011 10:18:35 PM

this is a trick thread

there is NOTHING better on fries than ketchup

blasphemous

2/15/2011 10:26:00 PM

Cholula

2/15/2011 10:26:35 PM

salt and maybe some cajun seasoning, the rest is for fatties

2/15/2011 10:26:39 PM

USA#1

2/15/2011 10:36:58 PM

Cheese and bacon are clearly the best condiments here.

Yes, condiments.

2/15/2011 10:37:54 PM

ketchup is gross

2/15/2011 10:42:44 PM

^^
winner

chili should also be considered a condiment under this circumstance

2/15/2011 10:48:22 PM

vinegar

hot sauce

2/15/2011 11:12:29 PM

^you should be shot.

2/15/2011 11:18:18 PM

THREAD FULL OF LIES

[Edited on February 15, 2011 at 11:20 PM. Reason : accidental E]

2/15/2011 11:19:40 PM

I had peanut sauce on fries in Amsterdam. It was bangin'

2/15/2011 11:20:22 PM

I went to a place in NY, little out in the middle of no where place, but their specialty was lime sriracha fries....and OMG they were DELICIOUS!!!!

2/15/2011 11:20:35 PM

How has no one said Heinz 57 yet??

2/15/2011 11:57:38 PM

i put barbecue sauce on everything

sweet baby rays honey bbq sauce ftw

2/15/2011 11:59:02 PM

Quote :

"vinegar hot sauce"

ranch

tzatziki sauce

2/15/2011 11:59:51 PM

who has tzatziki sauce just sitting around?

2/16/2011 12:01:29 AM

Bojangles seasoning

2/16/2011 12:02:04 AM