Saw a guy dead in the road...area taped off...

2/15/2011 9:48:21 PM

My scanner says dead guy in the road, area taped off

2/15/2011 9:48:49 PM

I'm going to venture a guess and say he was fucked up and got hit by a car and the cops came and taped the area off.

2/15/2011 9:49:47 PM

i heard the road is taped off, there is apparently some guy dead in the road

2/15/2011 9:53:06 PM

No no no this guy wandered into a taped off area and then dropped dead. Police responded immediately

2/15/2011 9:54:20 PM

But if the area was already taped off, then that means they were already there. But that raises the question of, "why were they already there?"

2/15/2011 9:55:24 PM

Lol

2/15/2011 9:57:07 PM

which came first? the chicken or the taped off dead guy?

2/15/2011 9:57:36 PM

the tape tripped him and he fell dead in the road

2/15/2011 9:58:00 PM

you people haven't seen minority report? haven't seen jeopardy lately? WE'RE OBSOLETE.

2/15/2011 9:58:14 PM

But you can't just fall dead in the road. You gotta have somethin wrong with you before that to just fall dead.

[Edited on February 15, 2011 at 10:00 PM. Reason : ^ Shut up, you. I don't wanna hear that defeatist shit until it's too late.]

2/15/2011 9:59:25 PM

Cop ran over guy in question
Said cop taped off area
He then called his other cop friends over to gloat about his move

2/15/2011 10:03:40 PM

somebody assaulted the road with a dead guy. the tape is unrelated.

2/15/2011 10:04:41 PM

the tape takes off

2/15/2011 10:24:27 PM

something about a body in the road and they taped it off

2/15/2011 10:25:04 PM

in soviet russia, the area tapes you off

2/15/2011 10:26:52 PM

there is a tape in the road and police surrounded it with dead guys

2/15/2011 10:27:25 PM

The tape was dead in the road...said guy came and gave it cpr.

The tape came back to life and the dude died from all the hardwork trying to bring police tape back to life.

2/15/2011 10:28:43 PM

this thread was funny until ^^

and ^

2/15/2011 10:29:23 PM

dropdeadkate is the dead guy in the road.


well I guess now she's technically a zombie that came back to post on tww and eat our internet brains

[Edited on February 15, 2011 at 10:31 PM. Reason : ]

2/15/2011 10:30:26 PM

C'mon guys. THIS IS SERIOUS.

2/15/2011 10:31:34 PM

I am with dropdeadkate on this

2/15/2011 10:36:08 PM

I don't know if going with a zombie is the smartest thing to do.

2/15/2011 10:38:12 PM

yeah see you kinda ruined it a bit

2/15/2011 10:38:58 PM

oh yeah...well...your face ruined it!

2/15/2011 10:40:53 PM

please stop

2/15/2011 10:42:13 PM

lol

2/15/2011 10:43:38 PM

a guy with xanthophobia was walking listening to some careless whisper on his walkman walked into the taped off area and saw the yellow tape had a heart attack and died.

2/15/2011 10:44:00 PM

your face please stop

2/15/2011 10:45:35 PM

*YAWN* Someone say something?

2/15/2011 10:47:43 PM

I think a black guy probably killed the person within the tape.

2/15/2011 10:48:00 PM

ibt KE4ZNR



oh wait.

2/15/2011 10:48:25 PM

Could this be it? The person looked dead to me.

http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/9119753/

2/16/2011 2:56:34 AM

^ no. thats a woman who is not dead plus they dont mention the yellow tape

2/17/2011 7:43:16 AM

to me he looked dead to me

2/17/2011 8:06:38 AM

the dead person takes off

2/17/2011 8:23:27 AM

Quote :

"this thread was funny until ^^ and ^ "

yep, then it got murdered.

2/17/2011 9:36:49 AM

then the police taped it off

2/17/2011 10:05:01 AM

bitch was after me lucky charms

2/17/2011 10:56:23 AM

Quote :

"this thread was funny until ^^ and ^"

then it died after several users killed it with bad jokes. then it got taped off by someone with premie

now this thread is being discussed on tapedoffdeadguyonaroadweb.com

[Edited on February 17, 2011 at 11:02 AM. Reason : lkj]

2/17/2011 11:02:13 AM

Quote :

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LIAR

2/17/2011 11:07:01 AM

Quote :

"Could this be it? The person looked dead to me. http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/9119753/"

That's probably it. She was probably tired after getting hit so she borrowed a sheet and laid down under it to get some rest.

2/17/2011 11:09:22 AM