EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Everyday, the guy who owns the deli where I buy my lunch gives me a free freshly baked chocolate chip cookie. Now, I'm not much of a sweets guy myself, so I never eat the cookie. I always save it, and give it to a coworker later. I can tell that this coworker is a former fatty. That she worked really hard to lose some weight in the past....she just has that kind of fatty frame.
Anyway, everyday when I ask if she wants my cookie, she always acts like shes debating the question. Like shes fooling someone....we both know what her answer is going to be within seconds, she is always unwrapping the saran wrap, and stuffing her face with that chocolate treat. I get such a kick out of it all, cause she just cant say NO. 2/21/2011 2:56:21 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
you just want to fatten her up before she's in your doable weight range 2/21/2011 2:57:13 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Don't bring her the cookie one day, partly for her own good, but mainly to see the subtle dissapointment on her face when she realizes whats happening. 2/21/2011 2:57:29 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the cookie again. 2/21/2011 2:58:42 PM |
walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
aha
grimx 2/21/2011 2:59:35 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
She wasn't in the office today, so I set the cookie on her chair. Not a biggie...,but she will have to eat a butt-chair-cookie tomorrow to indulge herself. 2/21/2011 3:00:55 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
why is your 'i' upside down? 2/21/2011 3:01:27 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
tomorrow she will have 2 cookies 2/21/2011 3:01:35 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Everyday, the guy who owns the deli where I buy my lunch gives me a free freshly baked chocolate chip cookie. " |
we need to hear more about this relationship. i mean, fat chicks come and go, but this guy bakes you cookies. Good lord, man, get your ass over to that deli after the lunch rush and strike up conversation.2/21/2011 3:04:39 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
His name LJ. Short italian guy from Jersey. Really nice guy to know and talk to. Perpetual redskins optimist, and avid baseball fan. 10/10. I actually go out of my way everyday to walk to this guys shop to patronize his establishment. 2/21/2011 3:09:32 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
what kind of movies does he like? 2/21/2011 3:15:21 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not really sure. He did tell me he was golfing this past weekend though. 2/21/2011 3:20:05 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
i don't really see anything dickish about this. now if you threw the cookie away in front of the deli owner every day, that would be a dick move] 2/21/2011 3:21:43 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
does he make a good philly 2/21/2011 3:22:16 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
does he stuff a good sausage? 2/21/2011 3:23:12 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Both the chicken & steak phillies are off the meat rack 2/21/2011 3:23:28 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I mean... I would take the cookie every day, too 2/21/2011 3:24:38 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
i'd take anything EMCE wants to give me. 2/21/2011 3:25:39 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
im actually kind of sad
i thought i was the only one to get EMCE's cookies everyday 2/21/2011 3:26:10 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Next time take a bite of the cookie all seductively while making eye contact with her before giving her the rest 2/21/2011 3:26:31 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
You should hook up the fat chick with the deli owner. Cut the middle man out. 2/21/2011 3:26:46 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
itt, joe_schmoe goes overboard with the gay schtick 2/21/2011 3:26:55 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Next time take a bite of the cookie all seductively while making eye contact with her before giving her the rest" |
Is it sad that I would be a dying a little inside because I would want the whole cookie?
Being a former fatty is a daily battle2/21/2011 3:30:16 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
you should rub it on your junk and THEN give it to her 2/21/2011 3:37:48 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
well, you are what you eat 2/21/2011 3:51:32 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
you hiring? 2/21/2011 4:13:07 PM |
GenghisJohn bonafide 10247 Posts user info edit post |
people prefer livestock ITT 2/21/2011 4:14:15 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
aha
grimx 2/21/2011 4:16:56 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
3/3/2011 12:50:45 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I mean... I would take the cookie every day, too" |
3/3/2011 1:01:31 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
coooooooooookiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_st316dJ2s 3/3/2011 1:03:56 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
I made her cover her eyes and hold out her hands before I gave her the cookie today. She thought it was funny.
In reality, I'm teaching her inner fatty to do tricks for food
[Edited on March 3, 2011 at 1:05 PM. Reason : D] 3/3/2011 1:04:30 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
3/3/2011 1:08:48 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
lol 3/3/2011 1:41:05 PM |