An everyday guide to life for the American male

2/24/2011 1:20:14 PM

Hey yo boy meets girl
Boy really likes her
Boy loses contact with girl
But he finds her
Girl has no clue that boy is a liar
And he has no honor

2/24/2011 1:22:00 PM

I agree with 82.1% of this thread.

2/24/2011 1:24:29 PM

http://catsthatlooklikeronswanson.tumblr.com/

2/24/2011 1:28:45 PM

Ron: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself.

2/24/2011 1:33:27 PM

He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

2/24/2011 1:46:16 PM

Quote :

"Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous."

2/24/2011 1:49:55 PM

fish meat is practically a vegetable

2/24/2011 2:08:17 PM

and Potatoes are honorary meat.

2/24/2011 2:32:13 PM

So thread this isn't about TV dinners?

2/24/2011 2:40:11 PM

2/24/2011 3:34:42 PM

^stop ruining the thread with references to a vastly inferior show

2/24/2011 3:35:57 PM

btt!

5/3/2011 2:54:50 PM

I keep trying to decide which square is my favorite. I think it's

Quote :

"INTENSITY Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that."

5/3/2011 3:07:15 PM

I thought this thread was about

5/3/2011 3:13:20 PM

^
his hobby is woodworking irl so that makes sense

5/3/2011 3:18:04 PM

Quote :

" Ron: All of you be quiet. Andy, she's mad because you said "awesome sauce" instead of "I love you too." April, he loves you. Stop being a child. Tom, you're clearly at fault here. Blaming Jerry won't save you. Jerry, we both know you were shotgunning funnel cakes instead of watching Lil Sebastian. So everyone apologize to everyone else. "

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