like 'talk sex with sue johannsen' but better cuz im fuck as drunk

2/26/2011 1:25:13 AM

yo evlbuxmbetty

what do you think it would be like to have sex with sue johanson?

[Edited on February 26, 2011 at 1:26 AM. Reason : and, by popular pre-demand, alternatively with Scarlett Johansson]

2/26/2011 1:25:46 AM

lol her wrinkly old vagina would def make me giggle

but srsly shes one cool chick

2/26/2011 1:27:14 AM

omg scarlett johannsen is one of the two chicks i would go gay for

2/26/2011 1:27:51 AM

yo evlbuxmbetty

what's the second chick you would go gay for?

2/26/2011 1:29:21 AM

eva fucken mendez

my god she is hott

2/26/2011 1:30:00 AM

FDT

2/26/2011 1:37:44 AM

its almost 2am and tww has not responded to the bringing up of eva mendez

tww you fail me

2/26/2011 1:49:03 AM

well duh

so far we've mentioned
sue johanson
SCARLETT johansson
and now eva mendes

i think it's pretty clear where everybody went
or to put a finer point on it
i think it's pretty clear what everybody is doing instead of talking to you now

you really have no one to blame but yourself

2/26/2011 2:00:22 AM

qntm fred i am so happy u r padding my thread right now

i consider it an honor

eva mendez ftw

2/26/2011 2:03:13 AM

You want shit? I'll give you shit...

They'll have to chisel you offa the ceiling when I'm done with you.

2/26/2011 2:36:50 AM

What is your favorite toy, and what impact does it normally have on your sexual enjoyment?

2/26/2011 2:37:47 AM

yo

evlbuxmbetty ...bwn?

2/26/2011 3:45:13 AM

I, too, am drunk as fuck!

2/26/2011 5:09:23 AM

could you illustrate how buxm you are?

2/26/2011 8:49:43 AM

lol at this thread

2/26/2011 11:29:49 AM

FDT

2/26/2011 11:30:15 AM

fuck grimx

2/26/2011 11:34:46 AM

tdub is getting old

it only half ass sexually harasses women nowadays

2/26/2011 11:38:19 AM

Have yuh fucked Eric and or Greg yet? Or whatever their names are.

2/26/2011 12:21:39 PM

I thought it was kevin or something.

2/26/2011 1:07:46 PM

i just woke up and saw that i made this thread last night

pleasantly surprised people posted in it

no i have not fucked either of them

2/26/2011 1:24:29 PM

so, when was the last time you had the runs?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

2/26/2011 1:24:49 PM

t-dub, all you do is get me into trouble, idk why i keep coming back

^ haha i get it

2/26/2011 1:30:30 PM