So we went to Carolina Ale House with some friends and my buddy got completely shit housed, passed out in parking lot, and I had to pick him up and drag him into the back seat. About halfway home the mother fucker starts kicking me in the back of the head and slapping me. I rear back, hit him a couple times, and he keeps the shit up. Eventually I hope in the back and start slapping the shit out of him before he (seemingly) calms down. 5 minutes later he decides to grad my girlfriend and try to make her stop the car. Same thing goes down.

We finally get home and the idiot is talking about "you better get to the house quick cuz I'm going to kill ur dog!" I tackle the dumb shit out front and wind up beating on him pretty bad. Until all the neighbors are outside watching the whole ordeal.

I finally manage to get him into the house and throw his ass in his bed, grab the dog, and proceed to go back to the girlfriends house. I get about 60yrds away and the idiot comes running out of the apartment with a shotgon (mind you theres about 6 neighbors outside one with their infant) and starts talking more shit. Me being an idiot, I throw my arms out and dare him to shoot and THE FUCKING ASSHOLE FIRES- Got me square in the shoulder with a stray pellet. I take off and head to the girlfriends to get my ass bandaged up (she's the emt in my sn) and get a call from RPD charging him with drunken disorderly, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, and ATEMPTED MURDER! Obviously i don't press charges and am debating if I want to go get my shit from over there quite yet.

3/2/2011 8:35:27 PM

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"Obviously i don't press charges "

:carl face:

In my world, you lose the "you're my friend" status as soon as you shoot me.

Just sayin.

3/2/2011 8:38:27 PM

I see no dice in the mirror.

3/2/2011 8:38:53 PM

^^

Shit, even threatening to shoot my dog takes you out of my circle of friends, and probably gets you a serious ass beating.

3/2/2011 8:40:03 PM

send him to pound-me-in-the-ass prison

3/2/2011 8:40:10 PM

deja vu.

3/2/2011 8:41:21 PM

youknowyoumissedit

3/2/2011 8:41:32 PM

this reminds me, i found the most trollable forum imaginable

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1377946/pg1

3/2/2011 8:41:44 PM

I KNOW A TROLL WHEN I SEE ONE

3/2/2011 8:42:05 PM

[old]

3/2/2011 8:42:43 PM

chew on this for a minute

Quote :

" LivinProof78 All American 44581 Posts user info edit post hahah...i was about to do the smiley face thing... or "he poked me on facebook" 4/14/2008 8:44:44 PM "

Quote :

" Jaybee1200 #winning 47828 Posts user info edit post people still use facebook? 4/14/2008 8:45:06 PM "

Quote :

" LivinProof78 All American 44581 Posts user info edit post you say that like it's an abacus or ICQ or something 4/14/2008 8:45:58 PM "

Quote :

" seedless All American 23003 Posts user info edit post i have got some pussy from the internet but not a wife, lol. no bitch have i ever met from the internet is worth getting married to, and the same could be said about moi 4/14/2008 8:45:59 PM "

Quote :

" Jaybee1200 #winning 47828 Posts user info edit post ^^ I just dont know that many people that use it anymore, every got tired of it and just uses myspace now 4/14/2008 8:46:33 PM "

Quote :

" thumper Señorita Thumpykins 21546 Posts user info edit post i never got into facebook at all. once i got used to myspace, i tried to do the facebook thing and it just seemed boring as hell. 4/14/2008 8:47:36 PM "

Quote :

" LivinProof78 All American 44581 Posts user info edit post i haven't met any of these people 4/14/2008 8:47:40 PM "

Quote :

" catalyst All American 6584 Posts user info edit post i dont know how many more pixels myspace can whore to advertisements before there's nothing left 4/14/2008 8:47:51 PM "

Quote :

" seedless All American 23003 Posts user info edit post facebook just got chat. things should pick up over there now. 4/14/2008 8:48:11 PM "

Quote :

" Jaybee1200 #winning 47828 Posts user info edit post facebook was always way way too cluttered and its only gotten worse, the page is basically just one huge blue link now 4/14/2008 8:49:05 PM "

3/2/2011 8:52:19 PM

Haha, old threads are oooold

3/2/2011 9:00:07 PM

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"people still use facebook?"

3/2/2011 9:01:13 PM

who made the OP originally? i remember this thread but i cant remember who made the post

3/2/2011 9:09:29 PM

was he hot as fuck?

3/2/2011 9:11:27 PM

When a wolf cries wolf, you still see that wolf teeth.

3/2/2011 9:12:38 PM

[Edited on March 2, 2011 at 9:18 PM. Reason : .]

3/2/2011 9:18:07 PM

ISWYDT
message_topic.aspx?topic=542649

3/2/2011 9:19:54 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=609763

3/2/2011 9:21:51 PM

i thought you had a wife

3/2/2011 9:32:15 PM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=542649

3/2/2011 9:32:40 PM

lolz

[Edited on March 2, 2011 at 9:37 PM. Reason : .]

3/2/2011 9:36:36 PM

IIRC the guy ended up in the slammer mag.

3/2/2011 9:42:26 PM

haha .. gg
i thought i had read this before

3/2/2011 9:47:09 PM

Quote :

"Me being an idiot, I throw my arms out and dare him to shoot and THE FUCKING ASSHOLE FIRES-"

Oh no! you entered a legal binding agreement with someone through dictation and when they came through you regretted it.

Enjoy the next ~50 years big dog. Maybe youll get lucky and win

3/2/2011 9:50:13 PM

the part i don't get is that he has "EMT" in his username but it's his girlfriend that's the EMT

what?

3/2/2011 10:34:18 PM

gotta love people who post without actually reading the thread

3/2/2011 10:36:00 PM

^

3/2/2011 10:52:32 PM

^^because you've never done that

3/3/2011 8:18:44 AM

Quote :

"Eventually I hope"

Quote :

"grad my girlfriend"

Quote :

"shotgon"

Quote :

"ATEMPTED"

Yeah, even threatening to shoot my dog immediately moves you from the friend list to shit list.

3/3/2011 8:32:02 AM

Quote :

"haha .. gg i thought i had read this before"

3/3/2011 9:03:18 AM

UPDATE:

I'm pressing charges

3/3/2011 1:15:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXz-tlK2pkI

3/3/2011 1:21:07 PM

i feel like this thread was made two years ago.

did someone else on tww get shot by a drunk friend?

3/3/2011 1:21:55 PM

and this is your buddy? does not compute.

3/3/2011 1:34:18 PM

THIS JUST IN:

TWW GETS WOOL PULLED OVER EYES


http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=542649




[Edited on March 3, 2011 at 1:58 PM. Reason : BACK TO THE FUTURE]

3/3/2011 1:57:39 PM

I was wondering wtf you meant about the EMT. Now I know.

3/3/2011 2:11:24 PM

HOW MANY TIMES MUST THE LINK TO THE ORIGINAL THREAD BE POSTED

3/3/2011 2:11:40 PM

With friends like this, who needs enemies?

3/3/2011 2:12:23 PM

I more interested in the link to the thread where Jaybee called Facebook a fad.

3/3/2011 2:14:20 PM

the guy got it off his record somehow

NCDOC offender info

should have pressed charges, what a crazy "friend", how's your shoulder, etc

but he did get a speeding ticket recently

[Edited on March 3, 2011 at 7:35 PM. Reason : ..]

3/3/2011 7:34:21 PM

Quote :

"I didn't join the Marine Corps out of some overwhelming sense of patriotism. I joined the Marine Corps to make the world a better place by killing people who are fucking everything up."

The above statement brought a tears to my eyes and reminded me of the below song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbsOCBzccAM



[Edited on March 5, 2011 at 12:56 PM. Reason : w]

3/5/2011 12:52:16 PM

Quote :

"who made the OP originally? i remember this thread but i cant remember who made the post "

It’s weird how our brains remember minutiae like this. You know you know this story, but can’t place the context… weird...

3/5/2011 12:54:39 PM