http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-02/tuning-laser-pull-rather-push-researchers-propose-working-tractor-beam

3/3/2011 6:42:36 PM

EMCE finds a new way to lure bitches to his loins

3/3/2011 6:44:55 PM

this is one of the reasons i like tww, people look up shit that i would have no idea was going on but is pretty cool

3/3/2011 6:45:46 PM

the other reason is boobs

3/3/2011 8:02:37 PM

You can always count on them chinks to find new creative ways to make it over to the US...

3/3/2011 8:17:18 PM

also the boobs and the racism

3/3/2011 8:39:18 PM

but mostly boobs

3/3/2011 8:42:12 PM

this thread is useless without boobs

3/3/2011 8:43:52 PM

3/3/2011 8:48:19 PM

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

3/3/2011 8:49:16 PM

theory != invention of actual thing

3/3/2011 9:12:53 PM

i was gonna make an mspaint of a chingaching on a tractor shooting a beam at some shit, but im too lazy

3/3/2011 9:24:24 PM

before i read this, let me guess

it's some tiny stuff

like the way they can teleport tiny atoms

LOOK PEOPLE, WE NEED TO GET ON THIS AND BIGGIE SIZE IT

3/3/2011 9:27:30 PM

marko is always looking for new ways to pull hamburgers into his gigantic gullet

3/3/2011 9:29:32 PM

i likes hamburgers

3/3/2011 9:29:53 PM

I like milks

3/3/2011 9:42:16 PM