Brooklynite Mitch Davie uses his non-beer-holding hand to save a fellow baseball fan from Atlanta Braves second baseman Dan Uggla’s errant bat during Friday’s spring-training match-up against the Toronto Blue Jays.

3/7/2011 9:26:26 PM

hooray brown people beer!

3/7/2011 9:28:19 PM

Go Gators!

3/7/2011 9:29:51 PM

i'm really not sure that all those whiteys are just really 'fraid of that black man who's threatening them with that bat.

3/7/2011 9:32:42 PM

LMAO look at that dude's toe-pointed flip flop

3/7/2011 9:32:53 PM

^ it took me a good 45 seconds to figure out who that flip flop, foot, and leg belonged to

I'm still tripping balls over the dude in the top row, casually looking on as if to say "ya'll motherfuckers need to settle the fuck down and take your bats like a man..."

[Edited on March 7, 2011 at 9:35 PM. Reason : a]

3/7/2011 9:34:30 PM

lets just post other pics of bats flying into the stands for the rest of the thread

ill start w/ a classic:

3/7/2011 9:38:27 PM

Solid 4 zoom material ITT.

3/7/2011 9:39:29 PM

3/7/2011 9:43:36 PM

lol at the guy in the Twins hat.

3/7/2011 9:45:11 PM

^^check out Jet Li in your first pic

[Edited on March 7, 2011 at 9:50 PM. Reason : ]

3/7/2011 9:50:33 PM

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3/7/2011 10:01:04 PM

AAAAAAA+++++++ thread, would look at pictures again

3/7/2011 10:55:17 PM

i, too, read deadspin before i left work

3/7/2011 10:57:24 PM

its good that mlb hasn't lost all of its black fans, at least for one guy

3/7/2011 11:00:43 PM

that flying baby cracks me up

3/7/2011 11:04:20 PM

I don't read Deadspin, and I appreciate Kiwi's threads.

3/7/2011 11:08:59 PM

funny thread is funny and i laughed

3/7/2011 11:23:10 PM

that last one needs the 4 frame treatment for sure

3/7/2011 11:39:09 PM

3/7/2011 11:39:29 PM

so do they get to keep those bats

3/8/2011 2:38:57 AM

The toddler in the second one looks like it is trying to catch the bat, too. And its father is going a piss poor job or covering it up

3/8/2011 2:48:09 AM

this thread has brought the lolz.

3/8/2011 8:08:50 AM

10/10 would recommend thread to friend

3/8/2011 8:43:34 AM

3/8/2011 10:03:11 AM

A++ thread would lol again.

3/8/2011 10:10:04 AM

3/8/2011 10:12:08 AM

\o

3/8/2011 10:15:24 AM

HE'S GOT A BAT...TASE HIM!!!

3/8/2011 10:53:50 AM

bttt

3/8/2011 6:07:58 PM