Today I stopped in a public restroom and on the condom machine was written "This gum tastes like rubber". I found it kinda amusing but thought it would make a great TWW thread. So.........

What are the best writings you've seen in public bathrooms?

3/9/2011 6:36:22 PM

I saw "Tarpon is gay" one time and it made me chuckle.

3/9/2011 6:45:55 PM

"For a good time PM egyeyes"

3/9/2011 6:47:15 PM

The writings in the basement of the laundry lab were pretty good, then those mouth-breathing, neck-bearded, SAS-going mother fuckers came in there and ruined it all with tired 4chan memes.

3/9/2011 6:47:35 PM

PM sent

3/9/2011 6:47:53 PM

I saw in a bathroom where the "C" in "Baby Changing Station" was removed.

I laughed.

3/9/2011 7:10:58 PM

"Respect our art, and we'll respect your walls"

Deep.

3/9/2011 7:12:43 PM

Bathroom stall at Slim's next to "Call this number for great head"....

3/9/2011 7:49:43 PM

saw this one right before I took the GRE

3/9/2011 7:55:54 PM

"Here I sit I'm at a loss
Trying to shit out taco sauce
I know I'm gonna drop a load
I only hope I don't explode"

"Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and shit on the ceiling"

3/9/2011 8:12:27 PM

The entire first chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone



[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 8:19 PM. Reason : .]

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3/9/2011 8:13:48 PM

that humbert one is good

i've always been a fan of "press button, receive bacon" on the hand dryers

3/9/2011 8:19:59 PM

^^ LOL! WIN!

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 8:20 PM. Reason : ^ Not you. You fail.]

3/9/2011 8:20:38 PM

Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to shit, only farted.

Funnier if you read it as James Earl Jones.

3/9/2011 8:28:55 PM

"Why look here? The joke's in your hand."

3/9/2011 8:29:33 PM

3/9/2011 8:31:11 PM

http://i.imgur.com/bxzfF.jpg
Can someone embed this and make it not huge?

3/9/2011 11:08:14 PM

i can just put in in here huge to bug everyone


[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 11:28 PM. Reason : edited for funzies]

3/9/2011 11:11:50 PM

lol at the star trek one

I think the Toy Story is supposed to be "Toy Story 2 was OK" if they were quoting Demetri Martin

3/9/2011 11:18:55 PM

I sure do miss Jackpot

the one I'll never forget:

"If she gets you hard, she's hot enough"

[Edited on March 9, 2011 at 11:22 PM. Reason : among a million other great ones]

3/9/2011 11:21:10 PM

no one at slim's is quoting demetri fucking martin

jesus

3/10/2011 4:23:29 AM

3/10/2011 7:01:07 AM

He who writes on bathroom walls
Rolls his turds in little balls


He who reads those words of wit
Eats those little balls of shit

3/10/2011 8:28:54 AM

"If black is beautiful...I just shit a masterpiece"

3/10/2011 8:37:22 AM

Quote :

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me, So... throw me down, and tie me up and show me that you like me."

3/10/2011 8:41:19 AM

Quote :

"now i sit here on the shitter pooping out yesterday's liquor oh no, it's as i feared nasty green coming out my rear"

3/10/2011 9:16:09 AM

this is in my photo gallery, some help posting would be great. It should bring some lols.


V thank you

[Edited on March 10, 2011 at 10:07 AM. Reason : help]

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3/10/2011 10:05:51 AM

^

3/10/2011 10:18:22 AM

Quote :

"No matter how much you shake and dance the last drop always falls in your pants."

3/10/2011 10:27:28 AM

Fuckin lol'd at the star trek one

3/10/2011 10:32:46 AM

Quote :

"no one at slim's is quoting demetri fucking martin"

srsly? its ok that someone at slims thought toy story 2 was good, but only as long as it was in independent thought and not a quote of one of the most indie-looking comedians ever?




also, do mexicans really not find out theyre gay until theyre 41?

3/10/2011 11:01:55 AM

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this dump

3/10/2011 11:03:18 AM

Here I sit on the John
O shit, toilet paper's gone.

3/10/2011 11:29:52 AM

Best one I ever saw was on a urinal wall, said:

"Why are you looking over here, the joke is in your hand"

[Edited on March 10, 2011 at 11:53 AM. Reason : ^I thought, "shit," haiku]

3/10/2011 11:52:27 AM

Quote :

"Here I sit all broken hearted Tried to shit, only farted."

(wrong)

LITTLE KNOWN FACT:
This current version is wrong, and compared to the original version, it doesn't make as much sense.
It dates back to when pay-toilets were common. (Stalls you have to put money into before you can enter.)
It goes:

"Here I sit, all broken hearted.
Paid to shit, but only farted."



Also, there's...

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat."

3/10/2011 12:16:47 PM

^fuck you mean "wrong" this isnt historic literature here

Ladies, Remain seated for the entire performance
Gentlemen, , its shorter than you think!

3/10/2011 12:22:27 PM

Quote :

"Best one I ever saw was on a urinal wall, said: "Why are you looking over here, the joke is in your hand" "

hey wow, i didn't already post this.

3/10/2011 12:56:09 PM

Quote :

"I have shit is Rome. I have shit in France. But before I shit here I will shit my pants."

3/10/2011 1:01:18 PM

Quote :

"srsly? its ok that someone at slims thought toy story 2 was good, but only as long as it was in independent thought and not a quote of one of the most indie-looking comedians ever?"

it's fucking dumb either way

but slim's is full of punks

no one there cares about demetri martin

3/10/2011 1:03:49 PM

let's not get angry and just keep posting funny things

3/10/2011 1:09:10 PM

demetri martin is too popular for hipsters to like

3/10/2011 1:10:45 PM

Here i sit and contemplate
of whether to shit or masturbate
I make my decision, my cock in hand
and beat my way to the promised land

3/10/2011 2:35:58 PM

slims is full of drive by trucker motherfuckers and nutsmackers

3/10/2011 2:37:40 PM

ThePeter has a scary obsession with hipsters

3/10/2011 2:43:21 PM

fucking demetri martin is a total hopster is whats funny about it.

3/10/2011 2:46:38 PM

he's one of the youngest looking 37 year old dudes on the planet

3/10/2011 2:57:20 PM

3/10/2011 3:00:20 PM

one shitter in broughton used to have something similar to this:



scratched in the door, then the formula for deflection underneath

w= -(PL^3)/(48EI)

3/10/2011 3:06:47 PM

my old phone had photos of the jackpot bathroom. I loved that bathroom, even if it was utterly disgusting and smelled like lye



[Edited on March 10, 2011 at 4:05 PM. Reason : sad face]

3/10/2011 4:05:12 PM

man jackpot was a good time.

3/10/2011 4:06:10 PM