TWW sucks so I figured I'd share an interesting tale real quck

So I ran into our recptionist over last weekend and she was obliterated at a bar. I would say shes about 28, typical tatooed alt chick. She proceeds to tell me way to much about everything going on in her life and we get into her boyfriend for some reason who she is in a fight with. Apparently they have a big dog kennel in their bedroom, and that she gets naked and wears a dog collar quite often when she gets home and he has a little whip he whips her with when she is not obeying. When she is "bad" he makes her stay in the kennel. The whipping and crawling around on all fours and napping in the kennel is not the part that bothers her though. This started on the weekends when they took acid, now he has been making her stay in the kennel overnight most of the week now when hes not in a good mood. She cooks dinner, cleans, and has sex with him and then he sends her to the kennel. They broke up for about a week, but when they got back together, he had her crawling around naked again and sleeping in the kennel within 2 days. They broke up again, but not because of that, but because he keeps taking her car without her permission.

She was blacked out when she told me this and I'm not sure if she knows i know. I can't even tell a coworker because they will totally look at her weird. I had to tell someone so I came to TWW. And there you have it. Happy friday

on the right

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[Edited on March 12, 2011 at 1:22 AM. Reason : .]

3/12/2011 1:21:55 AM

dear saps,

tell her i said what up. i wont treat her any diffrently than her bf, except that i got my own car

3/12/2011 1:23:58 AM

lol. I'm pretty sure this is a saps ruse, but I badly want to pretend it's real.

3/12/2011 1:28:16 AM

is this pat dabney's other stepdaughter

3/12/2011 1:48:06 AM

haha you spoiled my kicker

but yes, I'm pretty sure this chicks bf is PAT DABNEY

3/12/2011 1:50:43 AM

man pat dabney puts this tatooed alt chick in a fucking cage

he's a man of many faces

3/12/2011 1:59:20 AM

dude's head of the household, and not just for tax purposes

3/12/2011 2:02:34 AM

and don't get me started about his product

3/12/2011 2:03:33 AM

The receptionist at my company is at her desk about half of the hours of her shift. She's also kind of terrible at what she does and it pisses me the fuck off.

How do you fail at sitting at a desk and letting people into the office and receiving packages. That's about as hard as taking a dump, and you've got to do that on a weekly basis.

3/12/2011 2:06:26 AM

maybe she has a tiny bladder or IBS

3/12/2011 2:12:03 AM

added to my topics!

3/12/2011 2:14:12 AM

[Edited on July 13, 2011 at 12:52 PM. Reason : coca cola]

3/12/2011 2:18:12 AM

A NASTY CASE OF COCAINE BOWEL CAUSED BY DEWORMING AGENT

3/12/2011 2:19:18 AM

I wonder what kind of dog food he feeds her


I bet it's kibbles & hits

3/12/2011 2:23:01 AM

3/12/2011 2:30:05 AM

Saps you are good man!!!

3/12/2011 2:49:03 AM

nans

3/12/2011 3:28:46 AM

3/12/2011 10:47:19 AM

gotta copy and paste.

3/12/2011 11:00:12 AM

3/12/2011 1:15:32 PM

there is a picher dummy

3/12/2011 3:19:22 PM

Quote :

"They broke up again, but not because of that, but because he keeps taking her car without her permission."

hahah

3/12/2011 4:06:56 PM

I'm turned on. Can you tell me more about the thing with the collars and the crawling?

Thnx.

3/12/2011 4:24:25 PM

Picture doesnt show up

3/12/2011 4:36:57 PM

would it be timely of me to mention that I have both a dog collar and a kennel

^does it not work for anyone else? works fine for me

[Edited on March 12, 2011 at 4:38 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2011 4:37:32 PM

not showing up for me

3/12/2011 4:39:31 PM

Quote :

"That's about as hard as taking a dump, and you've got to do that on a weekly basis."

3/12/2011 4:54:55 PM

I not only have a dog collar and crate, but I will teach her to roll over.

3/12/2011 6:22:06 PM

I'd hit it.

3/12/2011 6:28:32 PM

I'd teach her to fetch me a sandwich and a beer

3/12/2011 6:34:37 PM

I'd teach her to shake

3/12/2011 6:48:36 PM

GUYS, COPY AND PASTE THE IMAGE URL INTO YOUR BROWSER

3/12/2011 7:38:26 PM

Quote :

"typical tatooed alt chick"

no, there is nothing typical about this

since she's obviously into the whole dog thing...

you should give her the bone

the pwned lawlz

3/12/2011 7:41:58 PM

lawlz

3/12/2011 7:46:23 PM

Quote :

"They broke up again, but not because of that, but because he keeps taking her car without her permission."

this got me too

3/13/2011 4:43:31 AM

also..... I'd teach her to beg.

3/13/2011 6:46:41 AM

I'd give her heartworm medicine on a regular schedule

3/13/2011 9:35:40 AM

id give her buttscratches for her itchybutt

3/13/2011 1:42:55 PM

BUTT SCRATCHEEEEEEEERS

3/13/2011 1:45:23 PM

hook a brother up

3/13/2011 2:28:36 PM

I didn't see any collar marks on her neck.

3/13/2011 9:55:43 PM

when i first read it, i thought it said he keeps taking her cat without her permission and i was like....

damn that's fucked up. since it is the car i am understanding of her plight also

3/13/2011 10:00:55 PM

THIS THREAD IS...


NANNERS!!!!!!1

3/14/2011 8:46:02 AM

from reading the description i just knew she was white.

knew it.

3/14/2011 9:17:39 AM

nanz

3/14/2011 9:19:27 AM

I would totes smash that and not even make her sleep in a kennel.

Does she enjoy being subservient?

3/14/2011 9:27:57 AM

does she have any desire to be respected and treated well?

maybe get on a beach and tan a little then have a nice steak dinner before some good love making while being supported by a loving partner?

3/14/2011 9:30:14 AM

does she like to play fetch?

3/14/2011 10:10:12 AM

i didnt read all the thread

has someone mentioned burying a bone?

3/14/2011 10:12:53 AM

iop1. Why are there still no pics?

3/14/2011 11:25:13 AM