I know standard operating procedure for most guys is to oggle every set of jugs within sight, but hear me out on this one. Like you, I'm a very busy man and I have a lot of serious business to attend to. Who has time these days to manually ignore every bouncy jogger in soccer shorts and knee socks? It's frankly tiring for a guy like me to constantly reject the barrage of toothy grins and flirtatious comments from attractive women. Where is the relief?

If I could turn that thing off with a reasonably priced herbal supplement with few side-effects, I would strongly consider it on an occassional basis. Discuss.

3/21/2011 2:37:27 PM

sounds moar like a gay pill

3/21/2011 2:38:41 PM

It's not in pill form yet,but it's in the form of getting your balls snipped.

3/21/2011 2:39:22 PM

You could sell this in the beer aisle. Stop mistakes before they start.

3/21/2011 2:41:37 PM

It could come in handy around the office. The women I work with are 50 year old engineers.... Yet I'm compelled to look at their saggy breasts and office chair pancaked asses...CAUSE THERE'S NO OPTION!

3/21/2011 2:43:20 PM

The only women who work here (2) are either ridiculously skinny or fat, and they work on the other side of the building. No go for me

3/21/2011 2:43:59 PM

im pretty sure if you just take birth control the same thing will happen

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 2:44 PM. Reason : i'm not a doctor though]

3/21/2011 2:44:20 PM

I have a methodology that works for me that requires no pills.



Hook up non-sexually with a girl or boy that could never be with a girl.
This means, befriend a strickly dickly girl or a 100% gay male, not any bisexuals.


Find out his or her reasoning for what makes girls unattractive.

Next time you see a girl,
Think about his or her reasoning.

It works every time!

When you want a girl to be attractive again, just ignore everything you know.

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 2:48 PM. Reason : .]

3/21/2011 2:47:25 PM

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"I have a methodology that works for me that requires no pills."

Me too. Regular beat or sex sessions.

3/21/2011 2:55:54 PM

Like a spinoff of the new Bradley Cooper movie

"What If A Pill Could Make You Gay And Celibate?"

3/21/2011 2:56:14 PM

Hahahahaha

3/21/2011 2:57:09 PM

sounds moar like a gay pill

3/21/2011 3:10:15 PM

I would if they didn't have any side effects

I pop boners like whaaat

3/21/2011 3:10:43 PM

I would take this pill and pick up chicks.

Guys who have no interest in them and can be complete dicks always get the chicks. I would instantly rock it. Problem is, then I wouldn't want what I had. But I'd probably still sleep around with women while having no interest in them, for the simple sadistic pleasure of it. Then I would realize how little purpose there is to life while at the same time becoming crazy popular. I don't know what happens after that. Maybe I'd start writing some songs about my angst or something like that.

3/21/2011 3:51:29 PM

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"Guys who have no interest in them and can be complete dicks always get the chicks. have their personal agenda prioritized above girls"

fixed.

3/21/2011 3:55:20 PM

Quote :

" Guys who have no interest in them and can be complete dicks always get the chicks. I would instantly rock it. Problem is, then I wouldn't want what I had. But I'd probably still sleep around with women while having no interest in them, for the simple sadistic pleasure of it. Then I would realize how little purpose there is to life while at the same time becoming crazy popular. I don't know what happens after that. Maybe I'd start writing some songs about my angst or something like that."

it's funny how you exposed not only the bullshit people feed you when leaving you, but also part of the reason why they do

3/21/2011 4:01:41 PM

I'd take it whenever I wasn't around my gf. It would be nice not to be tempted to cheat.

3/21/2011 4:35:52 PM

Why do men try so hard to be monogamous when it is clear that men were made to be polygamous?

3/21/2011 4:39:40 PM

why do we ever flout our nature

3/21/2011 4:42:37 PM

oh man

i was just about to post that McDanger opened that dude up like a frog

then i saw it was mrfrog

blew my mind

3/21/2011 4:47:09 PM

^hahaha

3/21/2011 4:52:34 PM

LOL

3/21/2011 5:13:21 PM

Quote :

"Why do men try so hard to be monogamous when it is clear that men were made to be polygamous?"

Because I'd like to keep the girl I'm with.

3/21/2011 5:20:08 PM

Because I've been with a girl so long her vagina has conformed nicely to my penis. Kind of like the buttgroove on a couch cushion.

3/21/2011 5:27:47 PM

Hell yeah I'd take these things. I'm an easily distracted by women but am atrociously, epically bad at dealing with them, so my interest is pointless. Either way I'm not having intercourse, and I'd prefer it if I wasn't always painfully aware of the fact.

3/21/2011 5:40:29 PM

some of you defeatist motherfuckers need to step your game up

the more you build a mythology around your failure the more you secure it; who the fuck wants to shack up with a dude that considers himself a failure?

3/21/2011 5:48:11 PM

A sadist?

3/21/2011 5:49:04 PM

Toothy grin and penis should never be included in the same string of thought. EVER.

3/21/2011 5:51:23 PM

sounds moar like a gay pill

3/21/2011 5:53:17 PM

Quote :

"A sadist?"

Actually the answer is "nobody", which plenty of people in this thread have apparently discovered

3/21/2011 6:05:20 PM

Sounds moar like a gay pill

3/21/2011 6:19:00 PM

Quote :

"Because I'd like to keep the girl I'm with."

Bitches never cheat.

3/21/2011 6:19:20 PM

doesn't adderall do exactly that?

3/21/2011 6:20:31 PM

amphetamines affect people differently. some people want to fuck like bunnies when they're spun.

3/21/2011 6:28:55 PM

i'm inclined to believe you b/c you used slang that i'm not familiar w/.

3/21/2011 6:34:29 PM

i kinda misunderstood this, but i was thinking some sort of pill that would go anti dick but up brain power...would definitely use if effects were temporary

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 7:03 PM. Reason : stupid spelling]

3/21/2011 7:03:31 PM

Quote :

"Bitches never cheat."

What's your point?

3/21/2011 7:13:03 PM

Quote :

"i'm inclined to believe you b/c you used slang that i'm not familiar w/."

lolz

not familiar with the term "spun" either

3/21/2011 7:32:52 PM

Quote :

"i kinda misunderstood this, but i was thinking some sort of pill that would go anti dick but up brain power...would definitely use if effects were temporary"

fuck, i'd use it if it were permanent. no one's impressed by my junk anyway.

3/21/2011 8:14:39 PM

they exist
they're called "androgen blockers"
also consider estrogen, but that's more for going on the genderqueer or transsexual road

3/21/2011 8:15:27 PM

Quote :

""Because I'd like to keep the girl I'm with.""

Quote :

"Bitches never cheat."

Quote :

"What's your point?"

You can't control what you have no control over.

3/21/2011 8:24:52 PM

Quote :

"You can't control what you have no control over."

Like customers wanting to go to a shitty pizza place?

3/22/2011 8:04:02 AM

low blow dude

3/22/2011 8:24:36 AM

Quote :

"but hear me out on this one. Like you, I'm a very busy man and I have a lot of serious business to attend to."

wtf, qntmfred in inside sales?

3/22/2011 8:33:15 AM

trolling since 2002

3/22/2011 8:41:05 AM

Quote :

"I have a methodology that works for me that requires no pills. Hook up non-sexually with a girl or boy that could never be with a girl. This means, befriend a strickly dickly girl or a 100% gay male, not any bisexuals. Find out his or her reasoning for what makes girls unattractive. Next time you see a girl, Think about his or her reasoning. It works every time! When you want a girl to be attractive again, just ignore everything you know."

This is one of the dumbest things I've read on TWW since I last checked your failed business thread.

You are a fucking moron.

3/22/2011 11:20:30 AM

I didn't even think of the "defeatist" side of this until people posted about it.

The power to temporarily abandon the desire for women, seems to me, would have utility regardless of one's prior ability or inability to get women. The fact of the matter is that we live in a society where a large amount of our interactions are affected by the ever-present animal sexual desires. The unknown implications of removing that desire are more important than anything I could potentially think of right now. What if you realize that fat people have good personalities and that you've been a dick that couldn't think past people's looks for your entire life? What if all of a sudden, all of human society is different than you had ever imagined?

3/22/2011 12:22:30 PM

Always thought it would be cool to have a removable nuts and cock so I wouldn't have to wear a cup in baseball.

3/22/2011 12:24:53 PM

I look forward to the age of cyborgs.

3/22/2011 2:16:57 PM

set em up

3/22/2011 2:20:15 PM