So I'm at the grocery store, buying some sushi and this kid (aged 16 or 17) comes up to me.

He's all "I live across the street from you at

is she hot?

3/22/2011 7:44:45 PM

She thinks you're a racist because you keep burning that cross on her property line. Stay in your yard with that shit, racist.

3/22/2011 7:47:47 PM

Terrible story makes a terrible thread

3/22/2011 7:48:16 PM

And then I found 5 dollars

3/22/2011 7:58:04 PM

and then no one gave a shit because fuck a damn coon

3/22/2011 7:58:42 PM

That ain't true, nigga

3/22/2011 7:59:06 PM

since when do black people have rights?

3/22/2011 8:00:47 PM

I only read about three-fifths of the first post.








Just kidding, I read it all.

3/22/2011 8:08:14 PM

yo homes to mississippi

3/22/2011 8:12:06 PM

^^ I can't believe you submarined your own joke.

3/22/2011 8:13:59 PM

Welcome to the life of a teacher.

I hate when my kids tell me the CRUH-YAAAAYZEEE shit their parents do. I'm like...

3/22/2011 8:14:27 PM

i live across the street at <address>

3/22/2011 9:00:35 PM

Dude, just because you're a "keep to yourself" kind of person? What the fuck...you just keep a low profile.

People sure do jump to conclusions, especially with white males.

3/22/2011 10:06:01 PM

well, all the rage today is to assume that all white males, and only white males, are racist. I mean, that is actually taught at some places

3/22/2011 10:07:35 PM

Quote :

"People sure do jump to conclusions, especially with white males. "

ha....ha

3/22/2011 10:08:29 PM

I got nothing against nig...I mean African American people.

3/22/2011 10:17:17 PM

You should have pointed out that you were buying sushi, a japanese food, and thus are not racist.

Then you should have kept an eye on him and caught him shoplifting.

3/22/2011 10:20:27 PM

^LMAO

3/22/2011 10:23:00 PM

remember kids, don't talk to strangers, and don't trust whitey

3/22/2011 10:43:30 PM

It just goes to show how often people make things up in their head to justify things that are completely unrelated.

3/22/2011 11:00:44 PM

you should bring her some cookies...or uh sushi.

3/22/2011 11:15:55 PM

you should talk to her

3/22/2011 11:41:37 PM

hell no, if she's tarded enough to think I'm racist for not talking to her, she might think I'm trying to attack her or something if I do talk or wave to her.

It's just best to let her live her retarded ass life.

and I did point out that I chill with the interracial couple that lives next door to me, and he acknowledged that he had seen this.



[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 8:19 AM. Reason : stupid people]

3/23/2011 8:18:35 AM

i also dont talk to random people i dont know

3/23/2011 8:20:13 AM

you could wear a t-shirt that says "i like black people"

3/23/2011 8:20:39 AM

START DRESSING LIKE A HASIDIC JEW!

this will play on her own prejudices (if she's from NYC)
she'll definitely think you're a racist
but in the process you'll reveal her to be a bigot as well!

3/23/2011 8:23:04 AM

Quote :

"Tell your mother that just because someone doesn't acknowledge her presence b"

To not even give a head nod to a neighbor over a year span is an asshole move.

3/23/2011 8:24:25 AM

that's the thing, I rarely even see her. I've not even seen her in at least 2 months, easy.


When I first moved here I did wave on the occasional time that I saw her, but she never waved back and got in the house quickly, so I didn't think nothing of it.

Its not like I see this lady every day, maybe once or twice a month, if that, and again, haven't seen her in probably 2 months.

If I did see her everyday and ignored her presence, then sure, I could see how someone could start to think some shit; but since I don't, this seems to be chock full of crazy to me.

3/23/2011 8:27:15 AM

3/23/2011 8:29:02 AM