or at least give birth to a check

3/27/2011 8:52:42 AM

I'll marry you right now if you'll come pick me up and take me to my car

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 8:54 AM. Reason : hujik]

3/27/2011 8:54:18 AM

pm sent

3/27/2011 8:54:36 AM

I mean....I guess a cab is cheaper than a wedding but I don't want to put my shoes or bra on so I'm willing to sacrifice

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 9:02 AM. Reason : yhd]

3/27/2011 9:00:17 AM

lol

3/27/2011 9:05:39 AM

Marry into love

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

3/27/2011 9:22:28 AM

ha you said no bra on.....that should win you about a dozen volunteers for a ride

3/27/2011 9:22:41 AM

i made it to my car...

and i didn't have to put my bra or shoes on...

and i don't have to marry anybody...


and i just had a big bowl of cheese grits....


it's a pretty good day so far

3/27/2011 10:32:01 AM

marry into poonanny

3/27/2011 10:33:29 AM

If I had to choose, I'd go with money. Unless the fame comes with money.

3/27/2011 10:34:15 AM

^^^LOL. Cheese grits sounds really good right about now.

oh and money, dur.

3/27/2011 10:40:25 AM

Money, because we all know that all you have to do to get famous is bang a couple porn stars while coked out of your mind to get famous.

also necessary is a gucci bag full of coke

and it helps to be pretty famous beforehand....

...ok well maybe famous then. Can always use fame to make money.

3/27/2011 10:47:37 AM

marry into thin with big titties

3/27/2011 10:49:48 AM

Quote :

"I'll marry you right now if you'll come pick me up and take me to my car "

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahah

3/27/2011 10:53:04 AM

i blame you

3/27/2011 10:53:37 AM

i didn't make you drink! or show them tittays

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 10:55 AM. Reason : ]

3/27/2011 10:54:38 AM

but you didn't stop me either!

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 10:57 AM. Reason : you called me a bitch ]

3/27/2011 10:56:00 AM

it's only because i was so hurt i didn't get to see you afterward. i wanted to share my delicious plate of hash browns with you. i wanted us to get smothered, covered, peppered, and scattered. i wanted us to go all the way!!!

3/27/2011 11:00:20 AM

i understand...

we had a traumatic cab experience so we just went home

3/27/2011 11:04:18 AM

This thread makes me glad I have a normal life.

3/27/2011 11:06:19 AM

i'd rather not have too much of either

3/27/2011 11:15:07 AM

i don't know which i'd prefer, but if i'm going to go the famous route it better be SUPERSTAR BALLER STATUS CELEBRITY. i don't like to half-ass things.

3/27/2011 11:22:39 AM

i would rather just give birth to a check

3/27/2011 11:40:11 AM

I would marry the fuck out of someone for a big bowl of cheese grits right now.

3/27/2011 12:15:10 PM

This thread confuses me

3/27/2011 1:10:44 PM

Quote :

"Marry into love I'm astraladvent and I approved this message"

haha

FAG!

3/27/2011 1:16:26 PM

marriage can either be the best decision or worst decision of anybody's life.

that being said,

marry into money.

3/27/2011 10:33:13 PM

isn't marrying into fame the same as marrying into money?

or at least it has potential to be

3/27/2011 10:34:39 PM

3/27/2011 10:38:46 PM

SOME
SAY
MARRY
MONEY
BUT
MY
BROTHER
SAYS
BAD
BUSINESS
MARRYING
MONEY

3/28/2011 12:24:49 AM