on a blog?

They spam the hell out of their comments and go insane.

http://booksandpals.blogspot.com/2011/03/greek-seaman-jacqueline-howett.html

3/29/2011 10:23:50 AM

Quote :

""She carried her stocky build carefully back down the stairs." "Don and Katy watched hypnotically Gino place more coffees out at another table with supreme balance.""

lol wat

3/29/2011 10:28:14 AM

Well, good thing she spelled Seaman correctly.

3/29/2011 10:32:43 AM

Quote :

"Jacqueline, Your behaviour is atrocious. You act like a child when told your macaroni painting isn't worthy to sit in the Louvre."

ahahahahahahaha

3/29/2011 10:35:08 AM

Quote :

"Look AL, I'm not in the mood for playing snake with you, what I read above has no flaws. My writing is fine."

Quote :

"Why read the wrong copy? that don't make sense."

Quote :

" Fuck off!!!"

I like watching her comments devolve lol.

3/29/2011 10:35:47 AM

THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE

3/29/2011 10:37:05 AM

holy shit

3/29/2011 10:38:01 AM

haha, this is highly entertaining.

Just reading her comments, her writing makes my eyes bleed and only makes sense to people who move their lips when they read.

Quote :

"Just look at your ball all of you....look at you. "

what the fuck does that mean?

Is she trying to use the word gall?

3/29/2011 10:40:26 AM

how'd she know my ball was sticking out?

::::EMBARRASSED::::

3/29/2011 10:42:13 AM

I'm not in the mood for playing snake with you.

3/29/2011 10:42:26 AM

that was truly epic to watch as others acted mature about it and she degraded to throwing dirtballs

3/29/2011 10:44:50 AM

Quote :

"This is not only discusting and unprofessional on your part, but you really don't fool me AL. Who are you any way? Really who are you? What do we know about you? You never downloaded another copy you liar! You never ever returned to me an e-mail"

LoooooooL

3/29/2011 10:49:36 AM

She fucking lost it. LOL @ the bad reviews on Amazon too

She seems unable to grasp the concept that not everybody is going to like your work. When you write a book, you need to expect criticism.


She's a bit loony.

3/29/2011 10:54:09 AM

Go look at her blog he linked to. That has some gems as well.

3/29/2011 10:55:52 AM

Attn: Skwinkle

3/29/2011 11:05:49 AM

Quote :

"How to go from a mild review to career suicide in one internet page, by Jacqueline Howett."

3/29/2011 11:07:50 AM

shared on FB

viral in 3-2-1...

3/29/2011 11:25:44 AM

it already hit viral, people were posting from europe and australia region on it from twitter posts

the thread was locked though

3/29/2011 11:48:57 AM

this was awesome

3/29/2011 1:04:54 PM

Quote :

"You are a big rat and a snake with poisenous venom. Lots of luck to authors who come here and slip in that!"

Quote :

"Jacqueline Howett is the new Rebecca Black. "

3/29/2011 1:26:52 PM

"And this is how people get pen names children"

3/29/2011 1:40:33 PM

she seems too proud of her own work to put it under another name

3/29/2011 1:48:21 PM

http://www.amazon.com/The-Greek-Seaman-ebook/product-reviews/B003ZSILSW/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

The Amazon reviews seem to have taken a downward turn.

3/29/2011 2:11:50 PM

Quote :

"Maybe its just my style and being English is what you don't get."

3/29/2011 2:25:16 PM

the amazon comments are getting creative though

3/29/2011 2:27:17 PM

ahahaha

3/29/2011 3:24:06 PM

haha damn, they're ruthless. Hopefully she doesn't kill herself or some shit.

3/29/2011 3:37:36 PM

ahahahahahahaaaa!

Quote :

"the greek seaman was a rivolting romp threw history and made me know how it feel to be a young woman taken advantage of by men and who trys to escape through exceedingly poor english What you other reviewers don't seem to understand is that the main character has been so traumatized emotionally and physically that she gradually loses the ability to communicate: the breakdown in usage and spelling mirrors her own pain and struggle, and interestingly this comes full circle with the author's real-life struggles with English. Reading this book is like having a conversation with a battered woman at a shelter. "

3/29/2011 8:23:13 PM

That self destruction was AMAZING.

3/29/2011 9:19:14 PM

Quote :

"Jacqueline Howett said... Also in the new copy you did not have to click at all to get to the next page on Kindle, so thats how I now he never downloaded the clean copy. Well what should I expect of anyone associated to Big ALs snake pit and rat hole. You are a big rat and a snake with poisenous venom. Lots of luck to authors who come here and slip in that! Look how you are all enjoying it! I think you should stick to horror books only."

Boom. Roasted.

3/29/2011 9:21:33 PM

I would not hit that.

Ew.

3/29/2011 9:30:27 PM