because someone broke into my shed







yes, it's a crappy shed with a plastic door (it came with the house)

yes, it needs to be washed (i don't have a hose long enough to reach it and i don't really care)

no, nothing was taken (or even moved, from what i can tell)...nothing special in there anyway, just some hand tools, grass seed, and a lawn mower

ibtyougonnagetrapedimage

3/29/2011 1:09:14 PM

you appear to have an awful lot of plant life to be in the ghetto

3/29/2011 1:11:26 PM

There are no sheds in the ghetto

3/29/2011 1:11:54 PM

maybe a retarded deer ran into it

3/29/2011 1:11:57 PM

yougonnagetrapedimage

3/29/2011 1:14:38 PM

Escaped felon needed a place to escape the storm the other night while he was on the run. He left the next morning

3/29/2011 1:15:08 PM

Maybe they were looking for a place to stash a body?

[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 1:16 PM. Reason : f]

3/29/2011 1:15:58 PM

I was hoping for a 4 frame lol pic.

3/29/2011 1:16:47 PM

You those boys that been whacking off in my tool shed?

3/29/2011 1:18:13 PM

i remember when i was a little kid back in jacksonville i used to break into sheds lookin for fishing lures and rods

there were ALOT

3/29/2011 1:18:21 PM

huh-huh "rod"

3/29/2011 1:48:02 PM

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"you appear to have an awful lot of plant life to be in the ghetto"

i'd have thought so, too

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"There are no sheds in the ghetto"

there are some sketchy townhomes half a mile away, though!

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"maybe a retarded deer ran into it"

entirely possible, as we have a boatload of those...there were two just last week that were eating seed directly out of the bird feeder

actually, they're pretty smart...they were close enough for me to spit on them on out of my kitchen window, but they knew they weren't in any danger

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"Escaped felon needed a place to escape the storm the other night while he was on the run. He left the next morning"

i thought about that! i'm not exactly near the prison, but he might have been a long-distance runner or something and made good time when he got out

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"Maybe they were looking for a place to stash a body?"

possible! they probably gave up when they saw how much stuff would have to be moved in order to get one in there, though

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"You those boys that been whacking off in my tool shed?"

that explains the puddle

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"i remember when i was a little kid back in jacksonville i used to break into sheds lookin for fishing lures and rods there were ALOT"

i was going to make a racist comment, knowing you'd roll with it, but then i chose not to

3/29/2011 1:55:36 PM

Now I have the mental image of a retarded deer rampaging the neighborhood.

3/29/2011 1:56:05 PM

i've seen those berries before

i know where you live now

3/29/2011 1:57:23 PM

I was looking at a similar shed at Sam's Club just two days ago and I commented that if someone kicks the door in it's going to be next to impossible to fix.

Sorry.

3/29/2011 1:58:22 PM

doesn't lowes or homedepot sell a relatively cheap shed kit?

3/29/2011 2:00:04 PM

pretty sure my retarded/inebriated deer theory is correct

it went for the berries, had a derp moment, and fell into the shed in a trashing panic, breaking the lock and poking an antler through the left door panel before fleeing away

it's the only possible explanation

3/29/2011 2:02:07 PM

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"I was looking at a similar shed at Sam's Club just two days ago and I commented that if someone kicks the door in it's going to be next to impossible to fix."

i looked at the hinges and figured i could replace the doors with plywood if i felt so inclined...it'll look ghetto then, though

^ yeah, i was wondering where that hole came from...also, the plastic is poking outward, not in

maybe i accidentally locked a person or a deer in there last time i closed up

3/29/2011 2:12:04 PM

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"possible! they probably gave up when they saw how much stuff would have to be moved in order to get one in there, though "

Dead midgets don't take up that much room

3/29/2011 2:13:26 PM

I'm going to guess teenage vandals.
Had there been something in there that they wanted they would have taken it, but they mostly just wanted to kick the door in.

Don't put too much consideration into the plastic poking out unless it was obviously hit from the other side. Could be as simple as they hit it with a hammer and it pulled outward as the head of the hammer exited.

Don't be too surprised if they come back for the lawnmower though. If they find someone to sell it to they will take it.

[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 2:16 PM. Reason : s]

3/29/2011 2:14:29 PM

My shed used to suck, but then I made it awesome.

3/29/2011 2:14:42 PM

damn kids

3/29/2011 2:15:51 PM

IR game camera time?

3/29/2011 2:17:10 PM

You don't get robbed in the ghetto, because you don't own anything

white people who have never been in the ghetto ITT

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3/29/2011 2:21:55 PM

this makes me lol
someone prolly smoked meth/crack in there
OR
look for used condoms, there might be a snack in it for ya!

3/29/2011 2:22:28 PM

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"white people who have never been in the ghetto ITT"

i'd like to keep that way, too, thanks

3/29/2011 2:24:16 PM

apparently, you don't.

Failed thread / please lock.

3/29/2011 2:27:05 PM

the best food places are in the ghetto.

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3/29/2011 2:27:17 PM

^yea but they always shut down after 6mon.
like Q&A's for example, over by st aug
super awesome food, great prices, immaculate kitchen, friendly owners...CLOSED!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!

3/29/2011 2:33:24 PM

there is an awesome jamaican place on garner rd (?) idk but its near MLK. Don't get caught down there after the sun goes down

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3/29/2011 2:39:17 PM

crime can only come from the ghetto

3/29/2011 3:02:13 PM

there are plenty of crimes in the ghetto, just no robberies

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[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 3:04 PM. Reason : V learn to read the fucking ghetto]

3/29/2011 3:03:30 PM

So nothing was taken? What part of town?

3/29/2011 3:03:37 PM