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BigMan157 (5:24) : gots the cheesefarts
LunaK (5:28) :


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091025202643AAutmEQ

3/29/2011 6:01:20 PM

how dare you expose my private moment with lunak

[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 6:02 PM. Reason : wait i have a picture for this]



[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 6:04 PM. Reason : *POP*]

3/29/2011 6:02:46 PM

lol Does LunaK not like smelling your farts?

3/29/2011 6:03:56 PM

Curry

3/29/2011 6:06:49 PM

cabbage and deviled eggs

3/29/2011 6:14:09 PM

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3/29/2011 6:15:36 PM

that just makes you shit

we're talking about fart fragrance here

3/29/2011 6:18:14 PM

whole wheat or wheat bran pale in comparison to foods which are already smelly before you consume them.

eggs
cheese
cruciferous vegetables

and who can forget beans?! esp taco hell...

3/29/2011 6:19:55 PM

I teach on an elevated chalkboard / podium, and my only fart that my students could smell was on a shredded wheat day

3/29/2011 6:23:09 PM

did you test them on it?

a fart test?

3/29/2011 6:28:00 PM

the worst of my own was from some german potato salad

3/29/2011 6:29:36 PM

po ta toes

3/29/2011 6:32:58 PM

Is Big Man proposing some experiments?

3/29/2011 6:36:26 PM

for me: donuts


sometimes beer

3/29/2011 6:45:13 PM

any meat

3/29/2011 6:45:40 PM

^^ sounds like you have a gluten allergy

3/29/2011 6:56:36 PM

broccoli

3/29/2011 6:56:51 PM

dairy products

3/29/2011 6:57:57 PM

Your mom's vagina makes something awful!

3/29/2011 6:58:40 PM

as my friend put it, "I drink a protein shake and my farts smell like death"

3/29/2011 7:08:09 PM

boiled eggs

3/29/2011 7:11:15 PM

Collard Greens
White Castle burgers (yeesh)
Taco Bell

somewhat related:

3/29/2011 7:16:51 PM

Quote :

"sounds like you have a gluten allergy "

yea possibly, but I don't think it's severe. I damn sure ain't giving up beer.

3/29/2011 7:20:23 PM

i think you have an allergy to everything

3/29/2011 7:21:12 PM

Will my life play out like one of my all-time favorite made for TV movies?



[Edited on March 29, 2011 at 7:29 PM. Reason : boy in the plastic bubble]

3/29/2011 7:28:58 PM

for me: peanut butter. but that may have something to do with me eating half the jar or more in one sitting....

3/29/2011 9:10:36 PM

peanut butter makes me really gassy but it doesn't smell particularly bad

3/29/2011 9:25:49 PM

papa johns always gives me terrible farts

3/29/2011 9:55:58 PM

Beer, protein shakes, prunes.

Now, all I have to do is make a Beer and prune protein shake and destroy the Earth.

3/29/2011 10:00:31 PM

Sulfur

3/30/2011 3:56:02 AM

What about Cake Farts?

3/30/2011 4:22:34 AM

yeah my protein shakes give me horrendous poots

3/30/2011 8:25:05 AM

apple juice

popcorn

3/30/2011 9:14:28 AM

protein shakes

3/30/2011 9:17:46 AM

When I'm on a road trip, I always buy these for the powerup to my farts.

3/30/2011 9:19:39 AM

Quote :

"yeah my protein shakes give me horrendous poots"

Since when are you black? Only black people say "poot"

Oh, and really dark, malty beers give me explosive, high-temperature, face-melting farts.

[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 9:20 AM. Reason : FARRRRRT]

3/30/2011 9:19:50 AM

Chili


It's been a rough day

3/31/2011 2:42:58 PM

That's why there's beer later on.

Dark, malty beer.

Does Mitch's still have their black bean chili?

That would be a most cacophonous combination.

3/31/2011 4:38:06 PM

the worst thing ive ever done was eat eight pickled eggs and drank all the beer i could stomach...

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3/31/2011 4:39:51 PM

Damn. That made my stomach roll.

3/31/2011 6:09:52 PM

In my case, I can answer this with one hundred percent certainty.

3/31/2011 6:17:15 PM

Celery

3/31/2011 8:53:36 PM

Hard boiled eggs + chocolate milk

4/21/2011 5:24:40 PM

Quote :

"Damn. That made my stomach roll."

it was an intentional act of gastronomic warfare.

4/21/2011 5:25:23 PM

How come no one mentioned garlic? I usually have to roll down the windows in my car if I'm traveling with a passenger.. didn't work the last time though, high odor density + slow diffusion rate

4/21/2011 6:22:32 PM

Taco bell. Whatevr they're using in place of meat. So sawdust?

4/21/2011 6:34:03 PM

Quote :

"What about Cake Farts?"

let's get this done.

nothing trumps asparagus piss

4/21/2011 6:55:39 PM

Mama Rosa's pizzas, found in the 'heat n eat' section of Food Lion. This is the only acceptable response to this question, I dare you to prove me wrong.

[Edited on April 21, 2011 at 7:51 PM. Reason : ww]

4/21/2011 7:49:31 PM

I'm going to go with puppy chili or sauteed fetus.

4/21/2011 9:04:19 PM

broccoli is pretty rough, too

4/21/2011 9:07:58 PM