I noticed something about myself tonight. Whenever I know I'm about to have a really busy week, I'll get the urge to clean the house the Sunday before. For some reason, if I go into Monday with folded laundry, an empty dishwasher, mowed lawn, etc., I can handle the stress of the week more easily.

What about you?

4/4/2011 12:10:54 AM

Thai food for lunch

pack carefully
double check

make lists

4/4/2011 12:12:00 AM

copious amounts of cocaine

4/4/2011 12:14:02 AM

sex on monday morning
chicken egg and cheese biscuit and large coffee from bojangles on the way to work

substitute masturbate if ol girl isn't around

[Edited on April 4, 2011 at 12:15 AM. Reason : just need a nut]

4/4/2011 12:14:51 AM

pray to Jebus

4/4/2011 12:15:50 AM

Stress is a concept for wimps. I do work, son, and get it done.

4/4/2011 12:42:41 AM

thanks, son

4/4/2011 12:44:11 AM

Pretty much the same thing J_Hova said.

Masturbate or have sex with girlfriend.

Have a good breakfast at some point. I love breakfast and never get to have it. Even a steak, egg, and cheese bagel sandwich from McD's or a biscuit from Bojangles is a treat for me. Usually I have corned beef, fried eggs, and toast.

Pack the night before, have everything laid out and stuff. Stuff I try to do but don't always.

Make myself sleep.

Exercise vigorously beforehand.

If I'm really stressed I won't have coffee. Just lots of water. I'll usually take some fiber too.

Et cetera. I'm an anxious type so I have lots of little rituals.

4/4/2011 12:44:34 AM

drink furiously
I feel better already

4/4/2011 12:44:53 AM

slam random items around the house

close the filing cabinet loudly at work

when someone asks me what's wrong, respond, "That's the problem - see you DON'T know"

Drink a lot of coffee and daydream about a better life and then become emotionally involved with an escapist dream sequence.

4/4/2011 12:45:21 AM

same way i prepare for non stressful weeks: by remembering, when in doubt don't fuck shit up.
Also taking a big dump will help with stress. Get on that toilet girl

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4/4/2011 12:47:12 AM

Sometimes if it's common knowledge that you're stressed, inexplicable calm can actually be more discerning to those around you and result in a form of encouragement.

For example, if everything is completely fucked, just smile and tell everyone not to worry.

4/4/2011 12:48:22 AM